David had summoned two FN Five-seveNs to fight off the hoard of mixed creatures. As he did, he hid behind a turned over table with Queen Chrysalis and Princess Celestia.

"Tuer la Grève 782, who the hell are they?"

"They are a paramilitary company that perform less than moral jobs all over the world." Celestia answered. "I condemned them about 1000 years ago and they are still considered a terrorist group by yours truly."

David looked at the princess with a confused look. "Just how old are you?"

"Isn't it rude to ask a mare her age?"

"Forget it!" David went out of cover and shot a minotaur PMC in the chest four times, and went back in cover.

I wonder how much I can get on his remains on EBay?

What's EBay?

Something where you can buy and sell everything.

Really!

I can't give it, don't own it.

Shame, think of all the cloth I could have brought.

That's stupid.

If you weren't in danger of dying, I would be retorting.

While David and Rarity fought in David's head, the princess wrote an urgent letter to her sister, and sent it.

"Are you sure that that'll help?" Chrysalis asked.

"Of course," Responded Celestia. "Did you think he was the only one?"

"No, I just assumed that only he was the competent one."

"Competent, maybe..." David said as he summoned a balistic knife and shot it into a unicorn PMC's eye. "But I'm also insane. So naturally, I'm the guy who knows how to do things in a different way. By the way, this is the first time I've killed anything." David summoned an AA-12 Shotgun and blasted a changeling PMC in the face, peeling away it's face to reveal it's grey and green brain.

"Ugh, it's horrible that my own subjects would turn against me like this." Chrysalis said.

"As have my own, we may have to bury the hatchet for now Chrysalis. Agreed?" Celestia said.

"Of course! It is our lives."

The two nodded and began to help David, who had summoned an AKS-74u to fight off the PMCs attacking the meeting. David counted about 56 creatures overall...

57, and the last one had to be a damn dragon!

I'm scared!

Well I'm fucking not! This is a real challenge!

You really are insane...

Thank you.

David went out of cover, summoned two FMG9s, unfolded them, and aimed at the leader.

"Who wants some?"

Deadpool, Harry, Link, Stryker, Luna and Nikolai were on a carriage over to the changeling empire. At the same time, multiple royal guard were also there to help the fight. Harry knew things were serious, but he had some time before they were at the fight.

"Explain to me why Nikolai is drugged."

"Well," Luna explained. "Nikolai is apparently acrophobic, so he has to be drugged to avoid panic from him."

"Ah!"

"Well, what is this Tuer la Grève 782?" Deadpool asked.

"An international paramilitary group that is considered under Equestrian law, a terrorist group."

"Oh, I remember being with a paramilitary group. They were Vermaak 88, and I accidently blew up their base."

Oh yeah, that was not a good day.

I told you not to pull that switch.

"Well excuse me, Voices!"

"Wade, you're thinking out loud again." Stryker said.

"I am! Weird. I wonder how they are."

"Probably still pissed at you."

"Yeah, I guess."

They could have been your friends. I'm disappointed.

I could have been your boyfriend! Come back!

Only if you don't get touchy.

No promises.

No.

Oh, I'm gonna be... not here.

Oh dear, he gonna bawl now. I better go with.

"Kay, bye!"

"Who are you... Nevermind." Harry said.

"I hope we're not too late." Luna said, hoping that her sister is alright.

David and the PMC's never moved an inch. The suspence was nearly killing him.

The slightest movement would set this fight off, but this battle need to end badly. Only one side must win.

Nopony knew who moved first, but what happened next could only be described as a gory bloodbath. David fired at an earth pony PMC until his face was mutilated beyond recognition. He then summoned an RPG-7 and fired at a group of 4 donkey PMCs, killing them. David looked around to see 52 more enemies.

"Come on, you want to die?"

They just readied themselves for battle. David shrugged, and summoned a chainsaw, then revved it up.

"Fine then, DIE!" David charged at the dragon and sawed through its chest. David was getting soaked in blood and the massive creature was screaming in pain. David jumped off as soon as the dragon began to yell less loudly, but left the makeshift weapon in the chest.

In his mind, this was the most dangerous, yet fun action he's been in of all time. He began to listen to music in his head.

Ugh, I don't like this.

David dashed at the hoard of changeling PMCs and summoned katanas to slice them up. He then turned towards a group of minotaurs, who each had crossbows with bombs on them.

"Damn, that's overkill."

David summoned an M202 Rocket launcher and fire four napalm rockets at the same time at the minotaurs. Blood and guts flew all over the room, not even sparing the royalty from this bloodsplatter.

"Oh by the Faust!" Celestia said, shocked at how gory that explosion was. She was used to violence, but not on this level. Queen Chrysalis...

"Please help us." Chrysalis said in a helpless tone.

David charged at the gryphon group, who was armed with swords. One of them managed to slice into David's arm. Incredibly, however. It didn't even dent his bone.

"That hurts like hell, you prick!"

David punched the gryphon out while he grabbed another's head, did a handstand on it, and twisted sharply, snapping the gryphon's neck.

David grabbed the other three gryphons, threw them up into the air and summoned a double-barreled over-under shotgun, and aimed.

"This is skeet shooting."

David fired at the gryphons and they were severely wounded, but still alive.

I'm going to have nightmares for months.

Not my fault, completely.

At that point, there were a good amount of PMCs left, and the leader had a massive axe drawn. He rushed David at incredible speeds, just enough for David to take full swing into his ribcage.

"AHH!" David's ribcage never broke, but the swing left him short of breath and he collapsed.

"Now, stay here while we kill you." The gryphon said as he raised his axe.

"Stupify!"

The gryphon was hit and launched away. David got up to see the cavalry arrive.

"Where were you guys?"

"Getting over here." Deadpool replied.

"Well, then! Let's finish this!"

The other humans cheered and they entered battle against the rest of the PMC.

"Tuer la Grève 782, retreat!"

The PMC ran away, they had lost this battle. David was especially ecstatic.

"Yeah! Eat that, you mixed up bastards! WHOOO!"

Princess Celestia and Queen Chrysalis came up to the six humans, and bowed.

"Thank you for saving us, our heroes." Celestia said.

"We are forever in your debt."

"Thank you, you two. That means a lot." Stryker said.

The two rulers rose and smiled. It was now over.

"RRAAHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH"

The gryphon leader had dashed into David and gave him one hell of a punch, knocking him out cold. Stryker retaliated by shocking the lion-eagle hybrid, then shooting his head off with his handgun. The gryphon fell to the floor as his tongue wagged around, dead. Stryker then came to David.

"We need a medic!"

David was confused. The last thing he remembered was that he was being sucker-punched by a gryphon. He looked around.

"Am I dead?"

"No, you're not."

David turned to see a white unicorn with a curly purple mane in his presence. The voice told him enough who it was.

"Oh, Rarity..."

"David..."

Silence. The two hated each other with a passion. David turned away from the mare.

"Get away."

"How can I? We're in a world where we have to stay together."

"Well then I'll make you go away." David said as he turned around to face the mare.

"Is that a threat?"

"Maybe it is, Maybe it isn't. Who cares, just get out of my face!"

"You know, you could be more polite!"

"Maybe you should stop being a bitch!"

"Maybe you should stop insulting ladies!"

"Maybe you should shut the hell up!"

"I bet you're enjoying this, everything in this world! I bet you love to be here!"

"DO YOU THINK I WANT TO BE HERE!?!?"

Rarity was taken aback at the force of David's outburst.

"Do you think I'm in this world because I wanted to? I never wanted to be here! I never asked for this! I never asked to be torn away from my friends and family for this! If I could get rid of my powers to get out of this world, I would!"

Rarity looked at David. Is he, crying?

"I miss my home, I miss my friends, I... I miss my family." David dropped to his knees. "I miss everything."

David took off his glasses and put his hands over his eyes and began to sob. As he did, Rarity began to see him in a new light. She put a hoof over her mouth, and her eyes widened slightly.

Oh no, what have I done? I've made him cry, and... he's lonely.

Rarity began to cry at his misery. She could not bear to see this man, who had insulted her to insanity, cry his soul out. She approached him slowly, and soon gave him comforting hug.

David looked over the mare and saw that she was crying too. What have I done, I've insulted her for no reason, and she has... David could not finish that thought, as he wrapped his arms around the mare and began to talk.

"I'm so sorry for all the things I said to you. I'm sorry."

"I'm sorry for all the things I've done to you too, David. I truly am."

The two continued to hug. They knew one thing, this curse had to be broken, but now, there was a new reason.

The need to get back home, and live life again.

This world faded away, as David began to regain consciousness.

David woke up to beeping, and stinging feeling in his arm. He opened his eyes and heard someone talk.

"Oh thank God, you're alright David!"

"Stryker? Where am I?"

"The medical bay. You took a bad hit to the head, and that laceration to the arm wasn't good either." Stryker explained.

"How long was I out?"

"17 minutes."

"Damn, how long until sunrise?"

"2 hours."

"Good. How long until we can go?"

"Until the doc says you're good."

"Which he is!" Said the Unicorn Doctor who walked in.

"Do I know you?" David asked.

"No. I'm the royal guard medic for the mission to help you."

"And the peace treaty?"

"Thanks to that attack, the treaty signed was a very light punishment for the changelings; a payment of 2 million bits and no trade for a year." The doctor said with a little disappointment.

"Alrighty then." David said as he pulled the IV out of his arm and got out of bed.

"Oh, and one more thing..."

"Yes doc?"

"It seems your bones are stronger than steel. Do you have any idea how that's possible?"

David seemed confused, but said, "I have an idea, but I'd rather not tell."

"Okay, you may leave now."

"Thanks." David said rather politely, which made Stryker seem worried.

"Hey man, you alright?"

"Yeah, just kinda got a wake up call, about my mortality." David replied as he looked at the bandages over his cut arm.

"I think I can understand. The others are waiting for you at the castle."

"Is there a chariot?"

"You're in it."

David seemed confused, until...

"We're here, is the patient conscious?"

"Yes, yes I am! Take me to the princess now!" David replied.

"Are you..."

"Just do it. I'm kinda... yeah."

David walked out of the carriage and landed on the floor. He seemed a bit tipsy from some painkiller, but it should wear off. Stryker hopped out as well.

"You ready to go?" Stryker asked.

David was silent for a few moments. "Yes."

The two went to the throne room, where they would be evaluated for their performance.