Beep.

Beep.

Beep.

What do you want Dash?!

[15:07] Dash: Hey

[15:07] Dash: Hey

[15:07] Dash: Hey

[15:07] Dash: Hey

[15:07] Dash: Hey

[15:07] Dash: Asshole, get your body back to the dorm. News.

Gah.

You scurried your way down the hall, knocking on the door which Dash lay behind. Opening it was AJ, looking sadder than usual. She didn't even bother to wave and make some type of western flashback happen. Sitting on your bed was Pinkie, twiddling her thumbs and sticking out her tongue in focus. Dash's bed owned Twilight and Rarity, the nerd looking through some files that looked similar to a folder you saw on her desk. Rarity was just being her normal drama-queen and sobbing into a tissue. Fluttershy was resting her head on a pillow on the couch, nothing else to it. All while Dash was trying to get Twilight to peel her eyes off a book and tell her something, before she sighed and looked over at you.

"News?" You questioned, going over to sit with Flutters.

"Yes... Twilight?"

Twi's head snapped up and she held up the now-recognizable folder, the one with Dash's attempted murderer's picture. That's when you remembered it clearly.

"Her again?" You raised an eyebrow.

"Mhm."

"What's wrong this time?"

"Her school... Lightview College... Has told us that our schools are too close together. They were here first and they have threatened to get our school..." Twilight scanned the papers again, "Shut down."

"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!" Rarity shouted politely, before slipping off the edge of the bed and landing with a slight poof onto the ground, "HELP ME UP."

"Get up yourself." Dash scoffed.

"NO. I AM IN A VERY TROUBLING TIME RIGHT NOW."

"Period?"

"Yes." Rarity pushed her hand off the ground and sat her butt back on the edge of the bed.

"Those dicks. First they try to murder me then try to get us closed? No wonder their stuck-up Principal makes everyone looks the same. I want to uppercut that Chrysalis creep. Gah, and her insane VP Sombra. That dude is probably a child molester." Dash made an uppercut motion with her fist before questioning what she just said, "Ew what."

"Those meanies. They can't even let us participate in watching their competitions!" Pinkie scrunched up her face before putting her finger in her mouth and sneaking up behind Twilight.

You smiled at Pinkie, turning to the window, "Is that the school way back behind the patch of stores?"

"Yup." Twilight sighed, slamming her binder shut, "I wanted to go over there and try to reason with Chrysalis and Sombra, but Fluttershy and Rarity are too scared to."

Twilight slapped Pinkie's finger away as it entered her ear, and she shriveled in disgust of the wet willy just given to her.

"I AM ON MY PERIOD." Rarity screeched humorously.

"I rather stay in the safety of my friends' rooms, if that's alright with you..." Fluttershy rolled over on the couch, now facing the TV.

There was a fancy clock on Lightview College, and it was ticking while somehow smiling evilly at you. Smiling evilly at Los Pegasus College, possibly? You nodded and twisted to the four girls who wanted to go, "We are going over there to chat with those leaders. C'mon."

"Ah'm not sure 'bout that, sugarcube. What if they decide to press charges, too?" AJ started, "Or are they not allowed to do that yet?"

"They can't press charges for something as silly as this. They can't even tell us to shut down, in fact. I bet Celestia has tried to reason, but she even gave up." Twilight told AJ, before getting up and opening your dorm's door, "Off we go to wonder what they are trying to do."

Pinkie, AJ, Twilight, Dash and you eventually found your way to Lightview, only getting lost... About three times... You were the one who knocked on the front door to avoid any trouble, but Dash was the one who got everyone in because she kicked open the door. And she managed to knock down three girls who looked alike. Er... Everyone looked alike. The girls wore some black leggings with occasional holes in them, and some swamp green dress that had no sleeves at all. The bottom of the dress looked all worn out, faded and kinda like it was shot with a gun a few times. Every girls hair was pulled back in a bun, with a bow that looked a bit like tiny wings. They wore pure black loafers, and the boys wore this type of shoe also. But the males wore black pants with a swamp green dress-shirt, unlike the girls. It seemed that every male had his hair cut short, so no fancy hairstyles for them.

The office was bam, right to the left of the front door. You helped up the females that Dash knocked down, getting slapped by one of them and kicked by another. They huffed before picking up their books and running off to their dorms. In the office was an older lady with the weirdest dress on ever, containing worn out holes like the stocking of her students. Principal Chrysalis. You gagged at her taste of weird clothing and raised your fist to knock on the door. Except Dash kicked open the door again.

Chrysalis turned to the door and raised an eyebrow, "Why aren't you four students in your uniforms? Your clothes are hideous."

"We don't go to this school, idiot." Dash growled and stomped her foot onto AJ's, AJ retaliating by slightly pushing Dash, "Sorry."

"We go to Los Pegasus College." Twilight smiled brightly.

"We want you to stop being meanie-weenies! Hehe I said weenies." Pinkie giggled before flopping onto the ground in full-out laughter. She then ate a cupcake and continued her laugh-fest.

"We are wonderin' why y'all tryin' to get us shut down." AJ crossed her arms and her eyes watched Pinkie roll by.

"Get out of here, no one wants your faces shown. You took our spot as the city's specialty college, and now that everyone is getting their bodies into your 'amazing' college, we have lost around 10% of our students. They applied and about 7% of them got back in. Luckily, the people who didn't get into your damned school came here. We are very angry, and you have to go. Now." The Principal said, fixing her long green hair.

"No. We want this report gone- HEY PUT ME DOWN!" Twilight screamed, being held up by a strong male.

"Thank you Sombra, bring them all out. Especially this cottonball that smells like..." Chrysalis sniffed the air and stuck out her tongue in disgust, "Sweet cotton candy?"

Twilight kicked and soon enough gave up, being thrown out of the school. Next was Pinkie, who claimed to have been touched in funny places and tickled as she was dragged out. AJ and Dash were the problems, as Dash punched Sombra and AJ even attempted to strangle him. But as you were picked up, you pushed Sombra away and walked out of the school without giving a single fuck.

Back at your college was crying, weeping and even some anger issues. Mostly with Dash. She ripped a pillow in half. Ow.

"That was pointless." Twilight sat quietly other than that. Fluttershy and Rarity left the room during your visit to Lightview, and AJ went straight to her dorm instead of coming back with the group.

Pinkie exited a few minutes later so she could eat some special cake she baked and forgot to take out of the oven. That must've burned something. Twilight and Dash were laying on the same bed, with you pacing around. You stopped and looked at the speakerphone on the wall as Luna boomed through it.

".esaelp, sgnignoleb ruoy pu kcaP... 'TIA THIS MAKES NO SENSE!"

"It's upside-down, Lu-lu." Celestia echoed from the back of the office.

"Oh..." Luna coughed and flipped the page, "Attention all Los Pegasus College students... Principal Chrysalis of Lightview College has demanded that after ten years of our college stealing away her students that we retire our entire population. School is dismissed for the year, and forever. We have no way of protecting ourselves, as her point is valid. We are definitely a better school and only our possibly-successful failed students like Gilda Griffon have gone there. Pack up your belongings, please."

"My Celestia... I can't believe it. That college is sick. I'll seeya later Dash." Twilight adjusted her glasses and wiped a tear away from the corner of her eyes, "That was the quickest bad news that has ever happened to me..."

Twilight ran out of the room and slammed the door behind her, leaving you and Dash. Dash slowly packed away her stuff, and you did too. This took about an hour before everything was clean, and even Dash's special posters were ripped clean off the wall. You realized something; you don't live in Los Pegasus, while Dash does. You'd only get to see her over Skype or whatever social network crap people use. Something popped into your head, but it was a bit risky. You smiled and frowned, Dash looking at you like you were having a face-seizure.

"Dash?" You stayed at a smile this time.

"Yes?"

"I'M A T-REX RAWR!" You morphed into a Tyrannosaurus Rex, breaking through the roof. You bent down and looked at Dash with your beady eyes. Your tiny arms waved in the wind, and you continued to stare at Dash. Through Dash. The next thing that happened was unbelievable... You opened your mouth and swallowed Dash with one single gulp.

THE END

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