AUTHORS NOTE: First, I'd just like to say thank you for taking the time to read this god awful piece of fiction I managed to write.

I hope you enjoy it.

Second, NO, I will not be writing another clopfic unless it smashes my head in over and over until I write it out like this one did to me.  It was hard enough trying to figure out what everything is called, and most of those names I'm not even comfortable with.

So if I ever write another clopfic it'll be a rare occurrence.

Thank you for taking the time to read.

(And before I forget, you will encounter words some of you may be unfamiliar with.  Their definitions are as follows:)

1. Murr: The term murr is used to describe the phenomenon when one's conscious experience cannot be enumerated with mere words.

2. Nuzzle: To rub ones muzzle or snout against something in an affectionate manner.

Oh, where do I even begin?

Hello, my name is Redheart and I'm a nurse at Ponyville Central Hospital.  There's this...This security pony by the name of Vigilance, and...Well, I think I might not have a job anymore...

Perhaps it's best if I take a few steps back to make everything more clear.

You see, the whole reason we have a security guard is because patients kept trying to escape.

Not that we torture them or anything!  It's just, Ponyville doesn't get a lot of actual injuries besides a weekly 'visit' from a rainbow maned pegasus and a grey pegasus.  So, to make up for the loss of bits, we house the elderly and take care of the....Mentally unstable.

Now, don't get me wrong, I'm a nice pony; I just don't feel comfortable saying that word because I feel like I'm still offending somepony somewhere.

But back to the point: potentially dangerous ponies kept escaping and so the hospital hired a security pony by the name of Vigilance...  

It was a horrible idea if you ask me, only because...Well, he kind of...Distracted me from my medical duties...

Every day I woke up and got ready for work earlier than I normally did just to get the chance to say goodbye to him when he finished his shift.

It was aggravating, you know?  To start work when the love of your life just got off, no time to spend together even as friends...

So, I managed to get a few strings pulled so that I would have a shift or two...Okay, maybe three, when Vigilance worked.

It was so embarrassing!  I mean, not that I didn't like being able to spend time with him, but I would sometimes catch myself walking next to him and just following him as he did his patrols.

I cannot begin to tell you how many times I passed doors I was supposed to check just by following after him.

Honestly, I can't say I know if he noticed or not.  He always wears a blank gaze; kind of like the royal guards in Canterlot but without the glare.

He just kinda seemed...Bored.

And so, one night I...I might've set a few things up in the middle of his patrol route and...

Well, one thing led to another...

Sigh.

There was a patient out of their room and taking apparent joy in messing with stuff rather than escaping.  

Vigilance clicked off his flashlight with his teeth and set it onto the floor before grabbing a few pillows in his mouth and stuffing them back into the opened closet.

When he had finished and managed to shut the door all the way, he was incredibly unamused.

His flashlight was not where he had set it down.  Instead, it was across the hall and turned on; pointing inside a dark room.

For crazy ponies they seem to be pretty smart; shame I'm not falling for a trap.

Cautiously approaching the flashlight and picking it up in his mouth, Vigilance cleared his throat and managed to make his words sound out clearly even though his mouth was occupied.

"Come on out, I'm not here to hurt you; I just want to get you back to your room and safe in bed."

For a moment or two, nothing happened.  Not a sound came from the room and Vigilance began to suspect that either he was going crazy or that the patient that had done this was watching from around the corner and taking pleasure of making him seem like a fool.

But then a light pink, almost white, hoof stepped out from the doorway; followed by three more.

"Nurse Redheart?" Vigilance asked with a cock of his head.

Nurse Redheart did not answer, instead choosing to simply stand there with her head straight and her eyes scanning the floor intensely.

Vigilance thought he noticed a slight blush on the young mare's snout but couldn't be sure.

"Are you alright, ma'am?" he asked worriedly.

"I-I'm fine, Vigilance.  How're...How're you?" she asked in return.

"I'm...Fine as well, ma'am.  May I ask why you're hiding in that room in the dark?"

"Oh, uh...N-No reason..."

"Right...So, you wouldn't mind if I just took a quick look in there?" Vigilance asked in suspicion as he took a few steps forward.

He trusted Nurse Redheart since she was one of the medical staff, but he had no idea as to any logical reason Nurse Redheart would be hiding in a dark room by herself unless she was helping patients escape.

As he passed her in the doorway, he thought for a moment that she quivered and let out a soft moan when he accidentally brushed his body against hers.

Must be the night getting to me.

With a sweep of his head and in turn the flashlight, Vigilance saw nothing out of place or suspicious until he turned to leave.

What little light had been shining in from the hallway was cut off when Nurse Redheart gently shut the door with one of her back hooves; never once taking her soft eyes off of the confused security pony.

The only light in the room was that from his flashlight, which was shining directly at the slowly approaching nurse who had a sultry look in her eyes for some reason.

And when the gap between the two broke, Nurse Redheart took the other end of the flashlight in her mouth, turned it off with a satisfying click and set it on the floor.

Vigilance felt hot under his coat as he managed to make out Nurse Redheart's gentle smile in the moonlight that trickled in from a window behind him.

"N-Nurse Redheart, what are you-" he began, only to be cut off when their muzzles touched and Nurse Redheart moaned softly into the kiss.

And the realization struck him.

She hadn't been following him through the halls all this time in case they encountered a patient like he had thought; she had followed him because she felt like she couldn't do anything else!

She's in love with me! he thought in surprise.

When the kiss broke suddenly, Vigilance's eyes shot open to take in the site of Nurse Redheart's pleading eyes staring back into him.

And so Vigilance returned the deep kiss, gently and slowly backing her up into one of the walls where he carefully propped her up on her back hooves as he did the same and pressed her into the wall even more.

They spent a few minutes like that, hooves wrapped around each other and kissing passionately in the dark before they both decided it was time to move on and broke the kiss; hot, deep pants escaping from their lips.

Vigilance nuzzled the nurse's neck gently before kissing and nipping at the spot, causing her to let out delightful squeaks that sounded like a beautiful symphony to him.

He slowly moved down her body, kissing and nipping as he went until he was back on all fours with his nose pressed against her belly.

The two shared a look before the security pony let his tongue slide out from his snout and gently flick against the quivering nurse's clitoris.

Every gasp that came from the nurse's mouth was like an angel's song being whispered into his ear by Celestia herself.

And it was a song he never wanted to hear the end to.

With a murr, Vigilance gently eased his tongue past Nurse Redheart's second lips and began spelunking, roughly rubbing his tongue along the sides and overall just enjoying her taste.

While her lover was busy playing Floyd Coltins, Nurse Redheart was moaning into her hoof and flicking her tail back and forth eagerly in pleasure.

This was her first time, and it felt simply divine!  She had friends who she knew touched themselves in the privacy of their own homes and experienced things like this, but...No, this was not anything like they had felt because Nurse Redheart had never touched herself like that only because she knew when it was time for it to become real it would be the best feeling in the world.

And how right she was.

A heavily suppressed scream of joy escaped her body as she slammed her hoof against the wall behind her and struggled to grab onto something as she orgasmed, her little security stallion lapping away roughly at her marehood.

When the pleasure subsided, Vigilance slowly pulled his sticky snout from between her legs and stared up at Nurse Redheart hopefully.

Oh sweet Celestia...D-Did he swallow it...? Nurse Redheart thought as her cheeks flushed.  That is so hot...

No longer being able to support herself against the sturdy wall, Nurse Redheart fell forward and managed to hold herself up on her shaking hooves as she turned to face the security pony.

Her strength fell away, however, when Vigilance decided to gently push her onto her back and stand over her; staring into her sapphire eyes before chuckling a bit.

"W-What's so funny...?"

"Oh, nothing.  You just look so adorable right now."

Nurse Redheart blushed shyly at the compliment and held her hooves tighter to her chest as Vigilance leaned in for a kiss; pressing his body against her at the same time and moving forward to rub a certain thing against her certain thing.

Gasping into the kiss, Nurse Redheart laid a hoof across Vigilance's back and head, pulling him closer and giving silent confirmation for him to begin.

With a slight moan from her lover's lips, Vigilance carefully slid his way deep inside Nurse Redheart.

Oh gods, she's tight!  I can't really be her first, can I?  A beautiful mare like herself surely...

Vigilance lost his thoughts to the passionate lust that took over his body, slowly increasing his thrusts until it was a steady pace that made Nurse Redheart break off the kiss; moaning and squirming with each thrust into her.

The two embraced each other tightly as Vigilance's thrusts became more rough with time, and eventually the pair locked their snouts together in another passionate kiss; moaning their hearts out to each other as Vigilance began pumping his hot stallion seed deep into Nurse Redheart.

Unfortunately, the day was not as kind to the new found lovers as the night had been; proof as such when Dr. Stable stumbled in on the sleeping pair and had them quickly suspended.

Ah, but love is young and hearts are pure...

And a certain mare and stallion are living happily together as we speak, preparing for another addition.

How do I know what transpired all those nights ago?

Why, who do you think owns the night, Mrs. Redheart?