Discord lowered his tool into Luna’s bowl. She made a gasp when she opened her eyes and nearly fell. She felt her milk slightly spill and caused her to shiver. He chuckled at her response before taking it out and eating his trophy.

"Discord I told you that's my breakfast!" Luna yelled hitting his two heads on the back.

"Well you weren't eating it!" The one on the left yelled.

"What he said but more aggressive!" The one on the right yelled.

"Discord you can have the rest of the cereal if you get rid of one of those... things."

Both heads looked at each other with determination in their eyes before a lion paw and a eagle claw started to choke one another.

"I want the cereal!" The left gagged.

"But I deserve it!" The right forced out.

"Dad, why don't you just make as much as you want?" Orion said making them both stop and look at each other.

"He's right." The one on the left said.

"No I'm right, you're left, he's our son, she's our daughter and the crazy mare beside us is the death of us." The one on the right chuckled before getting cut off by a purple wave of magic leaving the one on the left to snap into place.

"I think one is enough trouble." Luna said before eating her cereal.

"I'll miss him... even if he wasn't original." Discord shrugged before putting the head into a trashcan.

"Sister, would you care for something? Sister?" Luna turned her head to look where her sister usually sat.

"I was hoping you wouldn't notice until after breakfast."

"Oh dad!" Both of his children jeered to his annoyance and mother’s confusion.

"Alright! I'm doing it!" Discord yelled embarrassed that he lost a bet to his children.

They both were giggling and when he snapped his fingers they burst out laughing.

He turned all of his hair pink, save for his eyebrows and beard. But he wasn't done there; he even started to shrink down to his younger self.

Apollo barely managed to hold in her laughs before doing a "go on" motion with her claw.

Discords face was already in a scowl and soon that hardened even more when he summoned a pink bow, a blue propeller beanie and an oversized lollipop.

"Aren't you going to put the bow on dear?" Luna asked pursuing her lips to keep from laughing.

He groaned before tying it to the end of his tail just above his little pink fluff ball.

"This is the last time I ever make a bet..." He growled in a squeaky voice.

"Only if Celestia were here!" Luna laughed holding a hoof over her chest while fanning herself with the other.

"Want the kids to get her?" Discord asked smiling evilly with the large sucker in his tiny mouth.

"Sure, we'll do it." Orion said getting up from the table. "Oh, here mom, take this." He said flicking his horn at her making a small yellow box appear in front of her.

"What is it?" She asked taking it with her own hooves.

"Just aim it at dad and push the small button at the top. I'm sure it will be memorable." He finished giving his dad a sinister scowl.

As both Apollo and Orion left Luna pointed the "object" at the pink Diddy Discord. She pressed the button and a bright flash came out from the front making Discord fall over on the floor while making Luna's cereal bowl fall. He caught it at the last second and stuck his muzzle straight in it, slurping up every bit of sugar coated oat and drinking every drop of milk.

Luna was about to scold him before noticing a piece of paper on the floor. She picked it up and instantly she stated to giggle again.

"You're not going to let me live this down are you?" Discord asked.

"Not a chance!" She laughed.

He rolled his eyes before walking behind her and attempting to hit her over the head with a frying pan.

She got a sore on her lower back before turning to face him angrily.

"Did you just try and use the pan on me?"

"I'll be on the coach... again."

Apollo and Orion closed the door to the dining hall and Apollo snapped her fingers teleporting them both to their aunt’s room.

"Sis, you open it." Orion whispered staring at the door.

"Why me?" She asked raising an eyebrow.

"What if she just got out of the shower?"

"What does it matter if she's wet?"

"I'm a guy and you're a girl! It'll be less awkward because y'know..."

"What?" She asked folding her arms.

"Well you are a girl and so is she so you have what she has." He said slightly blushing.

"Oh, I get it. You’re to chicken!"

"I am not!" He said glaring at her.

She leaned in with a smirk on her face, before replying. "Then prove it."

He puffed out his chest and pushed the door opened slowly to let them both in. What they saw made them pop wingers and blush unconsciously.

Apollo teleported them both back to the dining hall where a small pink Diddy Discord was sitting in a corner munching on what he had already bitten off of his sucker. Their mom was sitting in a tub of ice cream, this time it was vanilla.

She saw her two children approach and lifted her husband up setting him down next to her again. "Is she awake?" She asked her kids who just stared at their food.

"Psst. Honey look, look at their wings and their faces." Discord whispered pointing to his kids.

She looked at their faces and saw they were tinted red and as her eyes wandered to her son’s wings, it hit her.

"Oh dear... please tell me you two didn't walk in on her while she was drying herself off." Luna asked getting a slow shake of their heads.

"Then what happened?" Discord asked marching his way across the top of the table.

"I think it would be better if I told you." Came a deep voice.

All four of them turned to see a blushing Celestia and smug Alex.

Celestia sat down quietly before smiling sheepishly at her sister.

Alex sat down next to Orion who was looking at his reflection in his milk bowl.

"Could somepony tell me what's going on?" Luna asked.

"Your kids walked in on us, or they walked in on your sister." Alex said winking at Celestia making her blush before she poured herself a glass of orange juice.

"What does he-oh! Sister!" Luna scolded her sister.

"I was not! I swear! He grabbed me while I was trying to sleep and he wouldn't let go." She said taking a sip of her drink as Alex pulled out his flask of juice.

"Alex, why were you in my sisters bed?" Luna asked coyly.

"I... was um... testing it for booby-traps." He said meekly taking a sip from his flask.

"Sure you were." Diddy Discord said making himself known.

He regretted speaking after Celestia spit her orange juice in his face before falling over laughing. Alex spit out his juice and joined her on the floor.

"Why is Discord pink and chubby?" Celestia asked.

"There's no room for you to talk about chubby, muffin mare." He smirked before being teleported into Ponyville.

"Hey Discord! Why are you all pink and wittle and fluffy and chubby!?" Pinkie practically yelled getting the towns attention.

Back in the dining room.

Discord teleported in, his face even pinker than before.

"Why do you look like a lump of cotton candy!?" Alex laughed getting up into his seat before falling back down.

"What happened to you?" Celestia asked.

"I lost a bet with my kids..."

"What would you have gotten if you had won?"

"Me and the kids would have colored Alex and Luna pink."

"Sure, I'll support cancer treatment. But you beat me to it." Alex shrugged.

"Shut up. Shut up all of you." He seethed before summoning another sucker.

"But you’re so cuddly!" Luna said wrapping him in a hug.

"That's it world domination time! To Appleousa!" He announced teleporting him and his wife away.

"Should we be concerned?" Celestia asked.

"Only if he wants me to stop him. So how did you sleep?"

She blushed immensely before speaking.

"You tell me. You were the one who grabbed me."

"Like I hadn't slept in eighteen years. So how did you sleep?"

"Fair enough. It was slightly... warmer than usual."

"That could be because you were sleeping on me."

"But I got up before you. How did you know? I was already out of bed before you." She said tilting her head.

"Yes, you got up before me, but you did not wake up before me."

"You let me sleep on you?"

"You didn't seem to mind. You were contempt on getting closer when you wrapped a wing around me and started to nuzzle my neck."

Her ears folded back and her mouth started to work like a fish out of water before she was silenced by food being thrown out. They both turned to see Apollo and Orion walking out.

"I forgot they were in here. So, what’s on the agenda for today?" Alex asked.

"Just taxes and a peace treaty." She groaned resting her head on the table.

"Ooh, a peace treaty. I remember when my roommate put green hair dye in my shampoo, got me a purple suit instead of a black one and a yellow tie. The Japanese ambassador loved it!" He chuckled at the memory.

"What sort of treaty were you proposing?"

"One where it didn't involve the Velrainian military not letting a swarm of genetically engineered monsters into their country and them not nuking Velrain. And no, we did not make a Godzilla; that would have been pretty badass though."

"What's a Godzilla?"

"It was something from an old Japanese movie called Gojira. I'm not sure how they got a mutated dinosaur from combining the words, gorilla and whale."

"It sounds... interesting."

"Don't knock the classics. It was one of the first giant monster movies out."

"It does sound like something Luna and Discord would be interested in. Why don’t you show them?"

"That's not a bad idea. I think I’ll just go and pick some stuff up from town for now. Bye!" He waved before teleporting out.

Alex found himself in Ponyville only... it looked different.

He fell on his head and rolled onto his belly before picking the rocks out of his mane.

"Stupid teleportation..." He grumbled.

"Why hello dear! It is so god to see you!" Rarity singsonged walking up to him.

"Don't call me dear. And no, I'm not helping try on outfits."

"H-How did you know i was going to ask that?"

"I... didn't. But now that I know, I can go." He said getting up.

"Marvelous! Just follow me to my boutique." She said trotting away to let him follow.

He groaned and followed her keeping his head down and not looking back at the crowd of mares staring at him.

Rarity noticed his head sunk low and his stone perplexion before he looked over at her and raised an eyebrow. She smiled before slowing down to let him catch up.

"So, how has your day been?" She asked waving to another pony.

"Pretty good, I got to see Discord little and pink, talk about movies with the princess and do a spittake. What about yours?"

"Fairly well, I wish I could have seen Discord pink though. He has been quiet the nuisance lately."

"Oh really? How so?"

"What do you care?"

"I was just wondering what he's done, so I could help out with it."

"I think not." She said putting her nose into the air.

"What? Are you thinking I want to help him? No, I want to mess up his little jokes."

"In that case... he's been turning all oh my dresses different colors and he even shaved Opal bald."

"Who’s Opal?"

"My little kitty. She’s as sweet as she can be, which isn't much to be honest."

"She sounds like a cat off that old show, my cat from hell." He chuckled.

"I wouldn't say she’s that bad... all she does is scratch the furniture, customers, me occasionally Sweetiebelle, spill her food on purpose and shed on my expensive silk."

"She definitely sounds like one of those cats. Have you considered getting her spaded?"

"What!? Heavens no!" Rarity yelled causing a few ponies to momentarily look at them.

"Good; I think it's inhumane to do that to an animal."

"Then why did you ask that?"

"I wanted to see if your one of those types of people."

"People? Don't you mean ponies?"

"I'm not a pony."

"You are now. Oh, look were here."

He lifted his head up and immediately regretted coming over.

It was pink, frilly, poufy, fru-fru and above all else. Girly.

"Please tell me it's behind this." He asked his voice shaking.

"No its right here. Is there something wrong with it?"

"It's just so... so... fru-fru."

"I see you have the same taste as Rainbowdash. None."

"Excuse me for not liking everything you do."

"I would at last like it if you kept your negative comments to yourself."

"Alright I’ll keep my mouth shut then."

"Fine then, act like that and see if I care."

"You cared enough before to still carry on with this pointless conversation."

"It is not pointless. Now come along, we have much work to do."

He groaned in mental agony. She opened the door and he swore he felt one of his eyes twitch.

It was exactly if not more girly on the inside.

"Is there a bathroom I can use?" He asked hurriedly.

"Just go upstairs and the first door to your left. Why-good gracious! You’re turning green! What a dreadful color!"

Somewhere outside, two green mares looked at each other.

"Hey, Lyra did you just feel that?" Asked the green maned mare with carrots on her flank to her friends left.

"Yeah I did, but I can’t put my finger on what it was."

"What's a finger?"

Inside of the boutique Alex was leaning over a toilet with his tongue hanging out and his eyes crossed looking at the inside of the bowl.

"My shop is not that bad, is it?" Rarity asked concerned for his health. "Are you sure you want to do this? We can just go somewhere else if that suits you just fine?"

"Nice... ugh, pun. Oh no not again..." He said weakly before sticking his head into the bowl for the seventh time.

"I'll be waiting outside if you need me. And please flush and use the air freshener on top of the sink." She said running away from the sickening scene.

After five more heaves he lifted his head up out of the bowl and grabbed the air freshener. After he had flushed and sprayed he slowly made his way down while leaning against the wall for support. He opened the door and saw Rarity with a rain jacket on. She started to dig through her saddle and produced an umbrella which she gave to him.

He looked up and saw the pegasai moving storm clouds over the town.

"Is there anywhere you would care to go?" She asked with a sorrowful expression.

"I think I just want to get some books to read. Ugh... I don't feel so hot."

She put her hoof up to his fore-head before immediately retracting it and blowing on it.

"You’re burning hot!" She said making him smile a little before it vanished.

"I don’t even feel good enough to say I am pretty hot. Maybe the rain will cool me off?"

"No, you'll catch a cold. Please, take it as an apology for what happened."

He looked at the umbrella again before opening it over himself.

"It only covers half of me. Aw well, beggars can't be choosers I guess."

They started to walk along the edge of the buildings trying to avoid the rain that started to fall. Every once in a while a bolt of lightning struck around somewhere.

"This is just dreadful! My manes getting wet!" Rarity said trying to walk against the wind fruitlessly.

"Need some help? You're starting to slide." He asked feeling better as the rain cooled him off.

"I would appreciate it very much."

He walked behind her and lifted her up onto his back before handing her the umbrella.

"This is not exactly what i meant, but it works to I suppose."

"Are you alright up there?" He asked walking along as if the wind didn't bother him.

"Yes, a bit nervous for you though. Am I too heavy?"

He looked up at her with the most confused look he could muster. "The only other pony that is lighter than you would have to be Fluttershy."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"That Fluttershy is lighter."

"Atleast you’re honest."

"Am I? Or have I been lying this whole time?"

"What would you lie about?"

"Hell if I know, i just know you all are extremely trustworthy. A good trait in some circumstance, but in others... not so much."

"Yes, I would agree. Being to trustworthy can lead to major issues."

"Good, hey is that Spike?" He asked looking towards a small shop with a small colt with a feather on his flank.

He quickly ran over and as Spike saw them his left eye twitched before he started to smile.

"By Spike!" Called the little colt.

"See ya around Featherweight!" He called back waving.

"Hey Spike, are you going to the library?" Alex asked.

"Yes, that is where I live. Why is Rarity on your back?"

"The wind was making her slide back whenever she lifted a hoof. So now she's on my back."

"Ok, aside from how many jokes I could make about you two now, I need to get going before Twilight starts freaking out."

Alex's horn started to glow and Spike eyes went wide before he started to run. As soon as he made two steps he slammed into the wooden wall of his home/library and he stumbled slightly before going down the flight of stairs.

"Sorry! I'm not good at teleporting." Alex called out while Rarity ran down the steps.

"Are you alright!? Spike! Spike are you alright!?"

"I hate teleporting." he grumbled getting off the floor.

"I said I was sorry." Alex said descending down.

"Spike are you home!?" Called Twilight coming out of the kitchen.

"I'm right here. Here's whatever you wanted." He said before picking up what he was holding before.

"Thank you! I can't wait to read this-"

"In an hour." Spike smirked.

"Tonight." She finished glaring at him even if he was right.

"Is there any more-" Alex was about to ask for any more spell books before Pinkie pie phased out of the wall.

Applejack and Fluttershy coming in through the door and Rainbowdash came crashing through the window and into a book shelve burying herself.

"You're just in time girls!" Twilight squealed clapping her hooves together.

"I wouldn't miss a slumber part even if I had the choice!" Pinkie said before pulling out a suitcase and a cannon out of her mane.

She pulled the string and the entire room was covered in stuff you would find at a girls slumber part all the way from sleeping bags to the facial mud masks.

Alex felt his eye twitch again.

Rarity saw this and quickly motioned him to the nearest trashcan.

Which was next to Twilights desk. Unfortunately, it was also a holed one, so the vomit leaked out.

"Alex! Are you alright!?" Twilight said going to his side.

"So... pink." He mumbled before covering his mouth with a hoof again.

She rolled her eyes before she was nearly run over by Pinkie Pie holding a large bucket and tapping him on the shoulder. He looked over and gave a weak smile before taking the bucket and sitting in a corner, back facing the group.

"That poor dear... I hope he doesn't lose anything important." Rarity said.

"Rarity, do you know what's wrong with him?" Rainbowdash asked.

"He doesn't care for "fru-fru" very much as it seems."

"I don't blame you there big guy!" Rainbow called out to him.

"T-Twilight... do you have any ginger ale or some ginger?" Alex asked shakily.

"Yes, I'll be right back. Just sit there... quietly... and not die on us; think you can do that?"

He gave a weak nod before she ran into the kitchen.

"A-Alex... I've been wondering... could I ask you a question? If that's alright with you of course..." Fluttershy asked.

"Shoot."

"W-What does your Cutie Mark mean?"

His ears straightened up before he looked at his flank.

It was a black dragons head with two horns, each with a small horn on the bottom and a large one on the tops.

"That... that is my countries symbol." He said smiling slightly.

"I hope you don't mind if it's diet." Twilight asked coming back in with a glass of ginger ale.

He took the glass and slowly started to sip on it before a pain made itself known in his stomach before he chugged it in one gulp.

"Thank you. I feel much better." He said giving the cup back.

"No problem, what are friends for?"

"To talk to?" He joked.

"Yes, and to also do activities with. Would you like to stay for the sleep over?"

His cheeks puffed out before his face turned a sickly green.

"Alright! Calm down! You can leave!" She said hurriedly.

"T-Thank you... I think I'm just going to go explore around the forest for a bit."

Before anyone could object he teleported out and into the Everfree forest.

He stared at it before walking in. It was just a forest, logs here trees with vines and shrubs and bushes littering the forest floor.

He slowly walked along a beaten path before hearing a river nearby. He ran to it in hopes of seeing a waterfall but what he saw made him groan.

There was a sea-serpent with brown slicked back hair.

He spotted Alex and made his way over with a warm smile.

"Hello! What are you doing here at this hour?" He asked.

"Just exploring." Alex asked simply.

"Well you don't want to go that way, that's the way to the old royal pony sister's castle. It's just dreadful in there."

"An abandoned castle? That sounds like fun. See you around weird sea-serpent." Alex said before jumping across the river and galloping away.

"Oh no." The serpent whispered. "My mustache is sagging!"

Alex was running at top speed, everything was nothing but a blur as he went through rocks, trees and he could have heard a yelp when he stepped on a twig. He was running so fast he nearly didn't see the steep cliff ahead of him. He stopped and skidded to the edge knocking a few pebbles off and into the abyss below.

"Wow, that was close." he said looking down into the darkness.

He looked ahead and saw an old run down castle just as the, what he thought, was a male Rarity sea-serpent had said.

He looked down at the darkness again before backing up and smiling. "First time for everything." He said before running and leaping over the abyss.

He landed with a thud, his hooves sinking into the mud and his smile never going down.

He looked to the old wooden doors and pushed them open accidentally knocking one of its hinges.

"I didn't do that..." He muttered before going in.

Once inside he felt a chill from a certain memory of a certain general attacking him in an abandoned base. When the general was already dead for ten months.

The room wasn't in good condition. The walls had ivy growing on them, cracks filled the floor and a molding carpet lay across in a stripe to a destroyed staircase.

He, instead of turning, flew up through the hole in the staircase and landed on the second floor. It looked almost the same if it weren't for the shining black door in the center of the room’s front wall. Curious, he went to investigate and stopped to look at it.

It was shined obsidian with a purple metal in the edges, blue jewels were arranged in a pattern forming two eyes with an obsidian slit pupil in the middle, but what was most noticeable was the middle of the doors had a picture of a full moon with craters on it forming a ponies head.

"This is some freaky shit. I wonder what's in there?" He asked himself.

"Come..." A voice whispered from inside of the room.