He grimaced at his look. Long dirty hair and an un-trimmed goatee.

He turned to the others who were busy talking amongst themselves.

"Hey," They all turned to him. "Is there a bathroom anywhere that I can shave?"

"Just take two lefts down the hall and go straight." Twilight said.

He nodded before walking out making them all slightly bounce where they were standing.

A few guards had tried to stop and ask him what he was and what he was doing there. He just walked right past them ignoring their magic and swords as they just bounced off him.

He closed the bathroom door, pushing away the guards before slamming it in their faces. He swore he heard one of them yelp.

He walked up to the mirror and examined himself closely, his goatee need a little trimming around the edges, while he need his old military cut back on his head.

He unsheathed a knife in his boot and started on his hair, one cut at a time until he had a standard cut. He slowly cut away hairs on his goatee making sure not to make it uneven.

Satisfied with his work he opened the door to meet the gazes of atleast a dozen angry guards, one of them with a bandage on his muzzle.

"Get out of my way, or else."

"You are under arrest for trespassing, assault-"

"You mean after your guards assaulted me, or atleast tried," He picked one of the spears by the tip and bit the head off before spitting it out skinning one of the guards manes. "I mean, look at these things. How could you even do anything with golden spears? The metal is to flimsy, sure it's lightweight, but it's worthless in a fight. I think you all should try hydrilium, now that is good metal."

He pushed past the guards, occasionally have to pick one up by the scruff before he found the others again.

"What did you do!?" Twilight yelled.

"Hell if I know. These asshole just started following me and tried to attack, when I didn't even do anything. I think they might be racist towards humans."

"Guards, stand down! He is a guest!" Luna yelled.

They all bowed before retreating.

She looked over to Alexander with a small smile.

"When would you feel comfortable leaving?"

"Right now would be fine. I could get there in a few seconds; I mean if you all want to tag along I guess some of you can fly. It might take you longer."

"Are you saying I’m slow!?" Rainbow Dash yelled flying up to his face.

"Now listen, I don't like you that way, and I have no interest in bestiality."

"Quit with the jokes and answer me!"

"Yes."

"Don't you know who I am!?"

"I know your friends; that's Applejack the farmer at Sweetapple Acres, cousin to a pony named Braeburn in Appleousa. Twilight Sparkle, the librarian that works and lives in the Ponyville, Whispering Oaks library. Fluttershy, the veterinarian of the town. Rarity the fashonista that has a little sister named Sweetiebelle who is friends with a small pegasus named Scootaloo, and an earth bound pony, Appleboom who, is in a club called the Cutie Mark Crusaders. Applebloom is the little sister to Big Macintosh and Applejack who help take care of their Granny Smith. Pinkie Pie, the party animal. And you Rainbow Dash, the now, third slowest thing alive."

All the ponies could do were gape at him, all except Rainbowdash who was furious.

"Says you! I can do a sonic rainboom!"

"So you can fly up to speeds of Mach-two? Me and Rex can go up to speeds of Mach-ten. Except he can’t fly through rock and dirt."

"Please, nothing can fly that fast." She huffed.

"And if you flew at Mach-two then that means your body is anatomically impossible to comprehend."

"Are you saying I’m fat!?" She glared at him again.

"I'm saying your body breaks the laws of physics."

She turned redder than her mane and as she withdrew her hoof a purple magic surrounded it.

"You will not assault him!" Luna yelled.

"No, no. let her, it'll teach her not to bite of more than she can chew."

"Are you sure?"

"I've taken rockets to the face before, I doubt her little plush hoof's will do anything more than a slight breeze will."

She only nodded before releasing Rainbow Dash who, upon release, was pounding away at Alexander's face. He just stood there with the same bored expression that turned into a smile.

"I must say, I admire you. You have enough guts to actually punch me. All of your other friends looked like they’re about to pass out, aside from the one that did already. You’re okay in my book."

He stuck out his hand in a welcoming gesture.

She looked at for a second before putting her hoof in his palm, and when he closed it she nearly yelped.

"Easy! I'm not indestructible!" She yelled trying to pull her hoof out of his grip.

He saw she was in pain and let her go in and instant.

"I'm so sorry, I’m still getting used to some of my more physical maneuvers."

"It's... ow, alright. But, what do you say to a race?"

"Princess, would you mind?"

"I think it will be fun to watch." She said smiling.

"Alright then, the first one to make it to Ponyville gets a head start on the actual race. The actual one will have to wait for later though."

"Your so on!"

"Well, bye then."

He put on his armor and two large metallic wings unfolded before he dived out of the window. When Rainbow Dash jumped out, Alexander was already half way there.

The Princesses rolled their eyes before teleporting the group there.

Where Alexander was landing.

"It took you long enough." He said folding his arms across his chest plate.

"Where is Rainbow-" Twilight started to asked before a light blue and rainbow blur slammed into her.

"Yes, I win!" She yelled completely oblivious to Alexander standing there.

"Actually, Alexander beat you. Now get off!" Twilight yelled pushing her friend off of her back.

"What!?" She yelled looking to Alexander.

"She's right."

Rainbow turned red and then slowly that faded to purple before she passed out.

"Huh, I always knew I shouldn't let the ladies near me. They just can't help dreaming of me." He chuckled.