The Xenophile's Guide to Equestria
Chapter 14: Carrot and Chestnut Soup
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Included in reference to Dash diary entries
Date: 17/09/1215
(recording begins)
RAINBOW DASH: -idn’t say anything like that, you’re just getting cranky-
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: I am not cranky!
RD: -because you spend too much time locked up in that little room with your books-
TS: That- don’t you dare-
RD: -like some boring egghead!
TS: -call me- raagh!
(loud thump, crashing sound)
RD: Twilight!
BELLEROPHON: Hey what’s going on in here?
RD: Twilight just threw-
TS: She started it!
RD: -a plate at- I did not!
BM: Ladies, lets not fight okay?
RD: We’re not fighting, we-
TS: Oh we’re fighting all right!
RD: What? No we’re-
TS: What’s the matter, scared I might win?
BM: Twilight.
RD: Okay that’s it!
(thumps, inaudible)
BM: Rain- Twilight no, put her down! She didn’t-
TS: Why?
LYRA: Hey what’s-
BM: -do anything to deserve that!
RD: You’re damn right I didn’t!
BM: Twilight, let her go and step- back- okay? Just- I know Rainbow can be a bit-
LH: What the hay, guys? I hear banging next thing I see-
RD: Lyra this isn’t the time.
LH: -you’re both over there, Twi’s crying in the corner-
RD: She just went for me over nothing!
LH: -frankly I’m this close to pulling my badge on you two.
RD: Oh come on!
TS: (inaudible) isn’t happening it isn’t (inaudible)
BM: Lyra, she was gonna bounce Rainbow off the damn wall, I had to-
TS: Why do you keep taking her side?
BM: -grab her- Because nobody else does, okay? Nobody!
TS: (inaudible)
LH: It’s not-
RD: (inaudible) princess.
TS: (inaudible)
(door slam)
LH: (pause) Great job, you two.
BM: Oh come on, she- she knows Dash’s sense of humour by now.
LH: She might. Does that matter?
BM: I-
RD: I never did anything!
LH: Think about it from her point of view for a bit, okay? I’ve got-
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TS: Note to self, find out why recorder keeps activating in high-tension situations. Cross-reference sympathetic effects of unicorn emotional states on magical abilities. Make sure transcriber daemon hasn’t already copied the erased portion of this recording.
BM: (inaudible)
TS: Additional note, buy a new bed for the study.
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