I woke up in my bed and in pony form. I wasn’t sure if it was a nightmare or what. I slowly got out of bed (Not to disturb Rarity) and stealthily closed the door behind me. I realized that the night was long gone and the sun was at its apogee; high in the sky. I half ran half galloped down the stairs towards my favorite breakfast place in the whole world of Equestria. There I saw my friends all seated and eating their assorted breakfasts.

“Hey there Vespi” A mysterious voice said; I tilted my head to see a 7th pony sitting at the table. He was a white unicorn with blue hair and a distinguishable cow boy hat.

“Wait who are you?” I asked; I was terrible with names.

“It’s Van Vespi” Mike said “They somehow came into our universe.”

“Wait what!?” I asked

“You see there seems to be more then universe. Van and his friends are from an alternative universe” Nico explained

“That made absolutely NO SENSE” I stated

“Yup” Nico said

“Well I’ll be back guys, I’m going to go pay Luna a visit” Van said getting up from his seat; only to be stopped by the quick hoof of Nico

“What did you say?” Nico said “Bro; that’s my bitch.”

“No she’s mine” Van said

“No she’s mine” Nico said

“I’ll kill you over her!” Van said in a threatening voice

“1 I’m captain of the guard 2 I’m immortal and 3 I could slap the shit out of you” Nico said with his arms crossed in a superior position.

“Easy there both of you” Tyler said “We got to go report to Princess Celestia for today’s mission to save Equestria.”

“That is what you guys do in this dimension thing?” Van asked “All we do is play MW3”

“Well we don’t have an Xbox now do we?” Conor said

“Do you?”

“Nope” I said

“Fine we will do your mission thing then we will play some MW3.” Van said

“Okay let’s get this thing over with then play Xbox” Mike said “Let’s get it done”

***

“I am glad you all could come here” Princess Celestia said from atop her regal throne. I still don’t know why Van and his 5 friends came into our world but either way I guess they are tagging along.

“So what is our mission mam?” Nico said

“You are going to infiltrate the rebel coalitions base and eliminate their leaders as quietly and as cleanly as possible” Princess Celestia said “I am counting on you; please do not ruin this like your first gala.”

“We didn’t ruin the gala we kicked ass!” Mike said

“Really do you remember where you went wrong?” Princess Celestia went wrong

“The riot part seemed to be the low point…” I pointed out

“No definitely the fire…” Mike said

“Parasprites” Ayan said

“That is irrelevant now; there is what you call a halo copter waiting for you”

“A helicopter” I asked

“Yes a halo copter” Princess Celestia said

“Whatever” Mike said “Let’s go gang”

***

We walked towards the top of the castle with Princess Celestia leading us. I couldn’t believe my eyes. On the top of the roof there was a…a…HELICOPTER!

“I have a map for you; it will lead you to their leader; good luck.” Princess Celestia said before disappearing down the stairwell and back into the castle.

The helicopter in front of us was one of those 16 soldier transport helicopters. Despite the fact it was a non-combat helicopter (To my knowledge) it had a small spherical area at the bottom for a gunner.

“Dibs on gunner” Ayan said; running onto the helicopter.

“How’d Princess Celestia know about helicopters?” I asked

“I asked her to magical one up” Van said

I was about to continue the conversation with Van until I heard Tyler in the background

“I christen thee the ROFLcopter!” Tyler said; drinking from a large bottle of champaigne.

“Okay; I guess I’ll drive” Mike said

“Mike you couldn’t even drive a fucking golf cart; let me take the wheel!” I said

“There isn’t even a wheel you retard it is a throttle!” Mike said

“Fine, fine, fine, we’ll see how you do” I said. I expected Mike to instantly blow the entire ROFLcopter up; but he actually managed to get her into the air.

“To infinity and beyond” Mike joked; a little adventure high from flying a helicopter.

We managed to stay in the air for a good 15 minutes; then it hit the fan.

“Hey Vespi I bet I can skim that building” Mike said; I hated to admit it but Mike’s cockiness was about to get us all killed.

“Don’t do it…” I said plainly “Seriously Mike!”

“Nigga please it’s easy just-“Mike began pulling the throttle all the way down; the ROFLcopter went into a nosedive.

“Jesus Mike stop!” I said grabbing the throttle, the two of us fought for the throttle for a moment (Apparently the rest of our gaggles of retards were so aloof they didn’t even realize the fucking ROFLcopter was in a nosedive.

“Fine” Mike said letting go of the throttle without warning. Bad choice on both of our parts. Without a 2nd notice I continued to fight for the throttle and rammed it up; snapping it off completely.

“Dam Chinese ROFLcopters always break!” Mike said

“What is going on?” Van finally asked. He looked down at the broken throttle, then back at us, then back at the broken throttle.

“I am not even going to ask” Van said

“Thank you” Mike said with a flippant smile. Before I knew it the GPS gave out a loud noise and said “.4 meters till destination!” That was well .4 meters before I turned my head to see a skyscraper right in the line of our velocity.

I felt the ROFLcopter smash into the cement of the skyscraper and just like that the very next second I was slammed up against the other side of the cockpit.

Inertia sucks

I instantly regained consciousness with the rest of the crew. We cautiously stepped out of the protection of the ROFLcopter and realized we were in some sort of a meeting pent house room. Sitting behind a desk was a strange cyan and red pegasus.

“What the hell!” The pony said jumping out from his desk. The pony would probably be the strangest pony I have ever met. He had red coloring on his cyan wings and wore this (Pimping) leather jacket with a pair of flying goggles with red lenses.

“Giro you’re the evil rebel commander?” Mike asked. How did Mike know this Giro?

“We prefer the term freedom fighter. And you’re the ones who fucked everything up by inventing guns! O hey Ayan” Giro said; o yea didn’t Ayan betray us or something?

“Sup Selden” Ayan said

Giro give out a little aggravated exhale “Yes; so why are you here?”

“To stop the evil rebels who are taking over Canterlot!” Mike said “So yea”

Before Giro even bothered to respond a dozen or so Red Hooves smashed through the 2 nearby doors and surrounded us with guns.

“Any last words?” Giro asked

“DO A BARREL ROLL!” Ayan screamed. Ayan jumped on the ground (While still in his juggernaut suit) and began to roll towards the enemy; giving us enough time to run back into the ROFLcopter.

Somehow all 12 of us ran into the ROFLcopter without any pony getting stampeded. Ayan on the other hand got a zipper put into him (Or well like…well basically he got blown to pieces).

“Jesus what do we do!?” Van asked panting.

“If we all run out here at once maybe our friendship will save us!” Nico said “It might just work.”

“He’s right” Elliot said “Friendship is magic!”

“Okay we’ll give it a go; you’ll be with us out there am I right?” Van asked

“You are right” Nico said

“Good” Van said; he closed his eyes for a moment and opened the door. He and his 5 friends all ran outside and closed the door behind him. None of my friends went out.

We heard a shit ton of screaming and a couple corpses hit the ground.

“That’s what you get when you like Luna” Nico said

“Hang on Nico…aren’t you immortal?” Conor asked

“Yuhuh” Nico said casually; not even bothering to even act like he feels regret (He just got 6 guys killed).

“Then why don’t you walk out there and ass rape every pony?” Mike asked impatiently

“Bullet wounds don’t look good for the misses” Nico said

“Fuck it I’ll do it myself. MMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCHHHHHHHAAAEEEEEELLL  VESPPPPPPPPPPPPPA!” I screamed; to this day still don’t know why I did that. Either way I slipped on Van’s blood and slid on the floor towards Giro and his cronies.

“Don’t shoot him; let’s fight pony on pony. Winner wins; loser loses.

“Game on” I said

Greatest battle of all time has begun

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