Silver Shield was almost having a heart attack. Not only, in his mind, was he hanging out with a gang of ponies where things wouldn’t go well; but now he had angered Princess Celestia. He wasn’t sure if his friend Vespi had tripped him, or he was just so clumsy and he didn’t know it. Either way there was going to be hell to pay and he was guilty.

“I think you and me need to have a talk” Princess Celestia said “Walk with me” Silver Shield had no choice but to follow her. If he didn’t follow her, no pony would know what could happen. For all he knew he could have been sent to the moon for 1000 years.

Silver Shield was feeling fear creep over his body, the two turned a corner heading into a new hallway.

“So explain to me why you did what you did” Princess Celestia asked

“It was a mistake; honest!” Silver Shield said, barely choking out the words from his throat.

“Really?” Princess Celestia asked; giving him a cold stare “That isn’t what I saw”

“I didn’t know anything about anything! I am really sorry!” Silver Shield protested. Silver Shield was always a fan of the princess; even after that strange night in the woods with his so called “friends”. Despite the constant thought of getting raped in the back of his head he still had to pretend it never had happened. He could of leaked it to the press (And make shit tons of money in the process) but he feared the repercussions so greatly he didn’t dare tell any pony what had transpired.

“Please I’m begging you! I am really sorry please don’t fire me!” Silver Shield said; continuing to beg.

“I think I just might fire you” Princess Celestia said; not in anger or sadness but somehow kind of in humor.

“Please I’ll do anything!” Silver Shield pleaded. Princess Celestia turned another corner and gave him a strange smile.

“Anything you say?” Princess Celestia said

“I mean like…” Silver Shield said; trying to make a good response after basically screwing himself.

“Well it turns out your brother is having some tax problems” Princess Celestia said. Silver Shield himself didn’t know anything about financial difficulties in his family.

“I didn’t know that…” Silver Shield said

“I know you didn’t know” Princess Celestia said; giving him a wink.

The two stopped in front of a golden gilded door with 0 guards. Silver Shield instantly realized it was the princess’s personal chamber; minus the guards.

“What are we doing here?” Silver Shield asked nervously, he knew what was coming.

“I have chosen not to fire you” Princess Celestia said; relieving Silver Shield “But you are in my debt and thus I need you to do a favor.”

“Sorry I’m flattered and all… but… just….” Silver Shield could barely speak and was almost unable to breath. He knew what had happened. Before the strange night before he would have never imagined something like this happening; but now it was becoming real.

Silver Shield’s only chance was to make a run for it, he knew if he could get back to the party Princess Celestia wouldn’t dare molest him; even in a frenzied state of “Molestia”.

“That is a cute nickname ‘Molestia’ can you call me that?” Princess Celestia said with a sexy tone. Silver Shield cringed; he just realized she could read minds.

“I believe in hard work Silver Shield.” Princess Celestia said “I’ll give you a 10 second head start.”

Silver Shield wasn’t sure if he should be scared of Princess Celestia’s cockiness or relieved for her stupidity. He wasn’t sure how far he could run in 10 seconds but every second counted.

“You have ten seconds…9” Princess Celestia said; beginning to count.

Silver Shield didn’t need any other instructions and ran for dear life.

5

He was already making quick distance and half way down the hall way

4

He was almost 3/4ths the way through the hall way

3

He realized if he could turn a corner and hide in a room he could be safe

2

He planned to try and run to the right only to turn to the left very quickly

1

He realized she is reading his mind

Silver Shield turned his head for a split second only to see in horror the sprinting Princess Molestia approaching. He knew trying to fake a turn would fail and chose to stick to his original plan and ra right. At first he was relieved to see a short orange stallion trotting lonely through the halls. But the second he tried to run past him the stallion blocked him.

“I NEED TO GET THROUGH FOR FUCKS SAKE!” Silver Shield yelled; that was the first time he had ever cursed in front of other ponies.

“DO YOU NEED TO GET THROGH OR DO YOU WANT TO GET THROUGH?” The orange pony responded. Silver Shield responded with a quick jab to the face and ran before the douchebag could respond.

Princess Celestia was now gaining ground at a terrifying rate. Silver Shield had no choice but to run inside a room and barricade it; and perhaps slip out of a window. He ran into one of the nearest rooms around the turn and ran inside; slamming the door behind him. He locked it and then found the nearest piece of heavy furniture (A dresser) and dropped it right in front of the door with his magic.

Princess Celestia slammed into the door with surprising force and almost knocked the dresser over right onto Silver Shield. He found a chair and placed it under the door handle. He found a nearby table and added it to the pile. Silver Shield was so concentrated on barricading the door he didn’t see the other life form in the room. He turned around in a lull of Celestia’s banging to see the thing from the night before sitting on a couch; several playing cards in his hand.

“Hey it’s the virgin!” Issac said (He wasn’t sure if Issac was its name, he didn’t remember the entire occurrence very well).

“O it’s you again…” Silver Shield said “Can you please help me out?”

“Why?” Issac asked

“Please Silver Shield I just want to have a word with you!” Princess Celestia said. She wasn’t pleading or begging but more or less taunting him.

“Props” Issac said; making a fist in Silver Shield’s direction.

“What?”

“Props”

“What?”

“Props!”

“What?”

“PROPS!”

Celestia rammed the door again harder than before; knocking the wind out of Silver Shield and almost breaking the door down.

“Please I need your help” Silver Shield said “I need you to distract her so I can escape”

“I’ll call Slendy” Issac said; picking up the nearby phone.

“Please is there anything you can do-“ Silver Shield began; only for Issac to begin blabbing on the phone.

“Sup nigga, listen bro I need you to come over here there’s this nigga who needs a distraction. Blows. Aight see you later dawg.” Issac dropped the phone.

“What did he say?” Silver Shield asked

“He can’t” Issac said “Dancing for 20 dowwah”

“Tell him I’ll give him 200 dollars!” Silver Shield said. The door finally gave in and Princess Celestia popped her head through.

“HERES CELLY” She screamed with a maniacal laugh. Silver Shield gave a push and sent her falling backwards through the door.

“Hang on I have a friend we can use” Issac said “It was a really weird meeting but I can trust him.”

“What happened?” Silver Shield asked harmlessly.

“I was tripping on Sprawl crack when the government shot at me and this hooker. I randomly fell and my friend here began to chase me for no apparent reason. I found this escape route and the government somehow found me again and shot at me and him. Then I fell out of the Sprawl and into space where I barrel rolled over SEVEN HUNDRED times to survive get smashed to bits by my friend.”

“Wait what the fuck do you do for a living!?” Silver Shield asked; completely confused

“I’m an engineer” Issac said with a chuckle.

Issac grabbed the phone and began jamming in numbers.

“Hey Strawberry get over here I need you!” Issac said; he gave a couple “yuhuhs” and hung up.

“He is coming in like 5 minutes” Issac said calmly.

The princess slammed at the door again; almost breaking the dresser in half.

“It isn’t going to last…” Silver Shield observed

(5 minutes later) *** (5 minutes later)

“Here he is… right about now…” Issac said. Silver Shield wasn’t really concerned about Issac’s strange friend but rather staying not molested. But all the concentration in the world couldn’t stop him from noticing the sound of broken glass and a hideous roar. Silver Shield turned around to see a monster staring at him.

“Strawberry this is Silver Shield; Silver Shield Strawberry.” Issac said introducing Silver Shield to this monster.

“Umm hi…” Silver Shield said shyly; not even sure if the monster could talk.

“Hi I’m Strawberry! I like Facebook and drawing pictures of myself!” Strawberry said. Silver Shield was creped. The. Fuck. Out.

“Here get on” Issac said; pulling out a long broad sword. Silver Shield obeyed and jumped on Strawberry’s back; holding onto Issac.

“In the wording of my country…” Issac said solemnly “LEEEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS!”

Issac Clark kicked the monster with his steel boot and it took off; slamming through the door and into Princess Celestia (Who didn’t get a scratch).

Strawberry took off running down the hallway; neck and neck with Princess Celestia. But luck is a bitch. Silver Shield was becoming more and more uncomfortable where he sat and tried to change his position. Sadly the monster bucked at the same time; sending Silver Shield off and onto his butt. Before Silver Shield could alert Issac though Issac ordered the monster to halt; leaving Silver Shield unprotected and right in the velocity of the monster.

“O shit” Silver Shield muttered, he wasn’t about to see if Strawberry the magic monster would follow Issac’s next order. Silver Shield ran into the last room at the hallway.

Nico thought he was alone; that is until he heard a rapping on his door. He heard heavy breathing and unnatural mumbling and cursing from the other side.

“Silver Shield is that you?” Nico asked, trotting towards the door at a slow rate.

“YES JUST PLEASE OPEN THE DOOR!” Silver Shield said; bashing his head against the door. The monster was now berserk and running straight towards him; for whatever reason.

“Why?” Nico asked; only to hear an earth shattering roar from the other side of the door. The beast slammed through the door and looked Nico right in the eye.

“Don’t ask” Clark said

“I’m not going to bother” Nico said waving a hoof in disbelief.

“Good” Issac Clark said, the beast gave out a roar and ran forward and smashed into the window; sending Clark a fly. The beast ran down towards Conor and his muddle to join the fray.

“Silver Shield…” Nico said in belief

“Yes sir?” Silver Shield said; lying down on a nearby couch.

“What just happened?” Nico asked

“It is a really…really…really…really…really…really…really…really-“Silver Shield said

“I get it…” Nico said

“Let me finish please!” Silver Shield shrieked

(An Hour later) *** (An Hour later)

“Really…really…really…really…really…really…really…really…really…really…really-“

“I get it” Nico said. He finally gave up trying to understand what had happened and walked into the other room. Silver Shield thought he was at peace (Why would Princess Celestia wait through an hour of “really” over and over again) only to find himself in more danger then before.

Standing in front of him; where the door once stood; was Princess Fucking Celestia.

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