I woke up in a hospital bed, not in the forest, not in the settings of my last fuck ups, in a hospital bed with my friends and family around me.

“He is awake!” A mysterious voice said, out of my line of sight; I was relieved though to see my friends and Rarity all standing there waiting for me, as though they expected me to wake up at that very second.

“Vespi your awake” Rarity said, giving me a hug “I thought you were never going to come back!”

“How long was I out?” I asked

“4 days” Rarity said, so well, that wasn’t that long

“I still can’t believe you are alive after I shot you” Tyler said, I was about to open my mouth to say the truth but Tyler’s gaze and nod said it all. That and I had a stranger feeling with the princess now, I didn’t want to be raped; but I kind of felt like she deserved some kind of love. I’ll figure that out later.

“What happened?” I asked, falling into cue

“Tyler shot you” Mike said “Fortunately that Slender dude found you and saved your life.”

I just noticed the gangly freak next to me “Thanks” I said with a smile

“Anything for a fellow nigga” He said, even though he didn’t have a mouth to talk…or for that matter ears to hear.

“He is actually just a whigger” Mike said with a smile,

The slender man just gave an impish shrug and headed towards the door

“How long do I have to stay in here for?” I asked, the doctor (Or actually a medic?) came into view

“You can leave whenever” He said

“Okay?” I said; I went to stand, so apparently I almost die but I can just not recover like that? Magic or am I that lucky?

After several more tests from our good friend “The Doc” as he called himself I was out the door like that

“So now what?” I asked

“Well first we need your help to plan the Gala” Mike said “Shit isn’t easy”

“I think I may take a nap first” I said, after the long, tedious and silent walk to the castle and our separate places Rarity and I headed into our suite.

“So what have you been doing for 4 days?” I asked

“Stuff” Rarity said with a smile

“Good to hear you weren’t that devastated when I was shot” I joked

“Of course I was worried” Rarity said “Why were you guys even hunting in the first place?”

“Sometimes a stallion has to do stallion like activities” I said turning around to lay down, that is of course before feeling Rarity give me a cute little hug from behind

“I have a stallion activity for you” She said with a giggle

Got to love married life

***

After that “Stallion activity” I felt strangely nauseous when I woke up, that was commonly the last thing I felt after this, I let Rarity sleep some more, I had to do something.

“Where are we going?” I turned around, there it was, that monster staring into my soul

“Stuff” I said, mimicking Rarity

“I hope you are going to keep your end of the deal” The monster asked “And stop calling me monster, seriously. Call me Chuck Norris”

…Chuck Norris is a guardian of time? Know your meme was right

“I’ll do that later” I said “I need to talk to the princess”

“Whatevs” Chuck Norris said, “Whatevs” was what all the bitchy girls (The grenades, not the hot ones) always said.

I just nodded and walked away, my nausea leaving me with the conversation.

I continued my walk to the princess’s royal chamber, outside yet again were 2 guards. Both guards still had that rock hard attitude that all generic royal guards seemed to have.

“No visitors are allowed” The one guard ordered

“Shut up” I said, walking besides both of them.

Just like the flashback from 4 days ago, there Princess Celestia was. She was standing out on the balcony again, glumly looking outside into Canterlot.

“Hey” I said, walking over besides her “Mind if we talk”

The princess nodded, I took my place next to her on the balcony.

“I know what happened to your parents” I said “I’m sorry”

“Thank you” Princess Celestia said, looking down into the balcony’s stone railing.

“I learned a lot about what I did wrong in life, I should have been nicer about it” I said, it sounded like bull crap but maybe she would buy it.

“it is bull crap Vespi” The princess said, letting out a long sad sigh “I’m sorry, I should have been smarter and asked you how you felt about all of this before pressuring you into it, and then of course there was the part when I killed you…” Her voice trailed off

“Is there any way I can make things better?” I asked, frankly she should be repaying me but meh the random Chuck Norris thing is the random Chuck Norris thing.

“Well…” She said her voice trailing off again “There is this one guard I kind of like”

“Really” I asked “What is his name”

“I think you know him, his name is Silver Shield” She said, I felt my jaw hit the ground, Princess X Guard?

“What am I supposed to do?” I asked

“I don’t know…” The princess said, her voice trailing off yet again “Maybe at the Gala escort him to my room?”

‘Okay...” I said, I began to head outside of the princess’s room before she stopped me at the door.

“And Vespi, don’t listen to him” The Princess said “He isn’t real”

Who wasn’t real?

“I said him! You know the thing that brought you to life!” The princess said

“O” I said “Thanks I guess”

I headed outside, now I was REALLY confused

Sorry for the short chapter, still scared i might get MRSA (Probably not)

-Vespi

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