The Life of Mary Sue the Red Maned Black Coated Alicorn
Chapter 4: [Non Canon] Derpy's Wedding
Previous Chapter Next ChapterIt was a warm summer morning, the birds where singing and the sun was high in the sky. All thanks to Celestia, for today was going to be rainy. It goes to show you that even the princess of the sun can be bought.
Celestia sat on her throne, eating a bag of cashews as her sister of the night came into the throne room with a less then pleasant look on her face.
“Tia, what is the meaning of this. The room used for the night court is filled with ponies. I tried to see what was going on, but was barred from coming in on your orders.”
Celestia rolled her eyes as she swallowed down the salty treat, “Dear sister do not fret. Something came up suddenly and two of our subjects wished to be married is all.”
Luna raised a brow, “I thought only alicorns could wed ponies, if it is not you or I, then who?”
“I now pronouns you Squirrel and Pegasus you may kiss the bride,“ Mary said as she looked down at the two love birds who were far to eager to consummate their relationship by locking lips. Albeit the hight difference was slightly comical.
Fluffy the squirrel king pulled away from the grey Pegasus mare, a flush face shining through his brown fur.
Derpy smiled as she looked at her husband, although her eyes kept falling to the desert table where the muffin top wedding cake was waiting to be cut and eaten.
“You go, Fluffy!” came a shout from the crowd.
“Get you some,” shouted Chain a tan pegasus, who is currently dating Pinkie Pie.
“YARR, you better shiver her timbers,” yelled Rust.
“We are totally going to ban you for this you know that right?” shouted Poltron.
“Oh, quiet Poltron, can’t you see their happy?” Knightly said.
“I really hate that guy,” Scystorm said.
“They are so beautiful together,” shouted IzanagiSinX.
“I should write a clop about this,” said Swiperthefox.
“Swiper stop swiping,” said Dora.
“I don’t even know why I’m here,” said TAW.
“I still will never forgive you for leaving me and Silver in Molestia’s dungeon,” Said Shadow-less night.
“Yah,” said Silver.
“Not bad Squirrels, not bad at all,” said Art Inspired.
“I thought he liked me,” said a confused Fluttershy.
After everypony was stuffed with cake and sweets and congratulations were given. The young couple left for the crystal kingdom, to really consummate the relationship. Next Chapter: Growing Up Estimated time remaining: 5 Hours, 53 Minutes