Deadpool Vs. Equestria

Issue #30

Previously on Deadpool vs Equestria...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmjAGsdv2-g

Imagine that. But it's Twilight. Scary.
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Fluttershy looked up at Deadpool, who was resting on the roof of Fluttershy's cottage.

"Deadpool, what are you doing up there?" Fluttershy called.

"When I said there weren't any Rice Krispies left... what I meant to say was... there was only enough left for me... sorry." Deadpool replied... kind of. Fluttershy wasn't sure if that really was the reason he went up there, or if he was even replying to her.

"...Deadpool, what are you doing up there?" Fluttershy called again.

"Could you repeat that?" Deadpool asked.

"Why are you up there?"

"I thought you asked something else... oh well. I'm trying to stay away from Twilight." He answered.

"She said the test was over, you know. Um... You didn't... say anything to offend her, did you?"

"No, but I did confuse her!"

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Twilight looked at two books simultaneously. One was something about writing stories (Which was rather taxing, since she knew a lot about that subject, but figured she'd give it a read to help her figure this thing out) and the other was meant to give ponies an idea about mental illness.

"I have come to a conclusion, that this Author character could be one of two things... using scientific reasoning, of course..."

"Either the Author is some sort of anomaly in his brain, an imaginary voice or friend... or worse..."

I'm real?

"Deadpool is the Author and writes his own fictional works... that would be horrific to witness."

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"-Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh." Deadpool ugh'ed.

"...W-where d-did... why?" Fluttershy stammered.

"...I don't know why, but I feel like someone important is unsatisfied." Deadpool explained.

"...Who?" Fluttershy asked.

"And now they're asking questions..." Deadpool said, face-hooving. It was very painful. "Ow." It was very sad.

"Are you alright?" Fluttershy asked.

"Yeah... facepalming is really hard in this world, it would appear to seemingly appearingly seem...memes.

{Author, are you trying to use a lot of wo-}

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{...Okay}

"Just come down from there, okay?" Fluttershy requested. "Twilight's at the library, she can't do anything to you from there... if you're afraid of her doing... things... that is..."

Deadpool thought for a moment, before eventually complying and jumping down. He made sure to land on his hooves. His hind legs didn't hurt too much. His forelegs did, however. Probably because he's used to landing on his ankles on Earth, and his nervous system still thinks he's on Earth... or something.

Anyway, he stumbled a bit, until he fell in front of Fluttershy. He quickly stood up. He fell to his side. He tried to stand up. He punched himself in the face with his right forehoof.

[What the hell is go-]

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Deadpool stopped punching himself and thought to himself... I wonder why the Author is mad. Maybe it's related to Twilight Sparkle and X-23 being related. Or maybe he just wants to be noticed.

"...W-what's h-happening?" Fluttershy asked, now worried for Deadpool's safety, and her own.

"I really... do not know." Deadpool answered.

"Come inside, we'll figure this out for a moment, okay?" Fluttershy asked.

"No, I'm fine."

"No, I insist." Fluttershy insisted.

"Well-"

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"...Okay."

-----Point of View: Angel Bunny-----

Angel, Miss Rabbit, Cutie Mouse, and Hyper Hamster all sat on the tree branch they sat on when they watched Deadpool and Twilight. Fuzzy Ferret wasn't present as he wanted to visit his mother, and Tim is afraid of heights, even though cats always land on their feet. Although, then again, cats aren't invincible.

Angel looked confusedly at Fluttershy and Deadpool as they walked inside the cottage. "Why does Deadpool seem more... unstable? He's attacking himself. A lot."

"We can only hope that knocks some sense into him." Miss Rabbit mused.

"I hope he's alright..." Cutie said.

"He probably is," Angel assumed, "After all, you and Hyper said he was near-indestructible."

"We didn't mean it that way..." Cutie admitted, "We just meant he survived something that didn't look like anything living could..."

"Oh. Right."

"What exactly did it feel like in the human world?" Miss Rabbit asked.

"Scary..." Cutie answered...

"Intense!" Hyper answered.

"Lonely..."

"Adventurous!"

...

"Pointless." The both of them said simultaneously.

"Sounds like it could kill some time." Miss Rabbit mused.

"It's very dangerous, Miss Rabbit..." Cutie said.

"Oh well. Angel, do you think you could accompany me in case I do indeed meet a rather terrible fate?"

"Oh. Uh. Sure." Angel accepted.

"There you go. Not going to be too dangerous." Miss Rabbit said to Cutie, shrugging.

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{See... that's just unexplained.}

And I didn't have the amount of writing ideas I thought I had. Oh well. At least the last one was funny, apparently.

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Author's Notes:

Hey guys.

Do you think I should make a fic about the Woodland 6?

I.E: Angel Bunny and the five animal friends I made up, Hyper Hamster, Miss Rabbit, Cutie Mouse, Fuzzy Ferret and Tim, incidentally a cat?

If so... do you know any/are a good drawer? Because I think if I wanted a fic like that, I'd need good cover art. Yeah.

Just a thought, if you're interested.