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Deadpool Vs. Equestria

by Live Light

Chapter 21: Issue #18: A Love Song for You

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Deadpool Vs. Equestria

Issue #18

Previously on Deadpool Vs. Equestria...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFtOcj6nyfg

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Well, it's accurate.

{I blame society for what has become of us.}

[Why didn't you use American Psycho 2? After all, the killer in that one was a girl, so it was match the events of last issue.]

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{BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!}

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My knee hurts...
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New York City. The streets were filled with as many people as expected. And, incidentally, there are heroes and villains killing each other too. Good, good. Everything is normal.

Meanwhile, and more interestingly, two little animals scurry through the pavements, being careful not to get stepped on by the civillians. They stopped at an apartment building. Cutie Mouse looked to Hyper Hamster.

"..Uh... how's your 'psychic' powers coming along?" Cutie asked, even though Hyper's psychic predictions so far had been pointless and untrue.

"I'm thinking... I'm thinking..." Hyper repeated.

"Thinking..."

Cutie's eyes drooped a little, as she was starting to get bored...











"EUREKA!"

Cutie shrieked after Hyper's loud proclamation.

Hyper looked around for a pipe to climb up. He ran up and down, and indeed, found a pipe. He looks over to Cutie.

"I think this is a bad idea," Hyper admitted, "So we have to go through here, or we've done this for nothing."

"I don't like bad ideas..." Cutie squeaked.

"Look on the bright side... I'm fluffy." Hyper said with a grin.

"...And?" Cutie asked, confusedly.

"...That's it... I thought you were interested in fluffiness..."

"...You seem furrier than fluffy."

"Fluff overrules fur. I think. ...This conversation is over." Hyper decided before crawling up. Cutie followed him.

As Cutie was nearly up, she heard Hyper yell something,

"And now I'm at the room! It seems okay!" He called out.

Oh, thank goodness... it's nothing too dangero-

Hyper let out a terrified scream, which, unexpectedly, wasn't girly.

...my bad...

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Deadpool's dismembered head was on a mantelpiece, watching as Pinkamena repeatedly beat his seperated body with a metal bat.

{This was your idea, Yellow Box.}

[But we needed to... the fans demanded it!]

{Yes. And now we're in a stupid situation.}

[Think of the happiest song you know...]

{Okay...

Faces filled with joy and cheer,

What a magical time of year,

Howdy-ho it's Weasel Stomping Daaaaayyyyyyyy-}

[No.]

{You try one.}

[*Ahem*

Dead Puppies...

Dead Puppies...

Dead Puppies aren't much fun...]

{That's sad.}

[You know... you're right.]

{Deadpool, apologize before this chapter gets clogged with our singing.}

"Sorry." Deadpool said monotonously. Pinkamena kept attacking his body. "Well, gentlemen, I tried."

[Try again.]

"I am an apologetic dismemberment to society." Deadpool said.

"That you are." Pinkamena replied as she hit his body in the stomach with the bat.

"There is something wrong with the economy that makes me feel bad for myself and good for others. Especially you." Deadpool attempted.

"Good for you." She answered back.

"Nice I'm weather we're sorry having?"

"Good apology weather today denied, I agree."

[What the hell was that?]

I tried to fit 'I'm Sorry' into 'Nice weather we're having,' but it seems she fit 'Apology denied' into 'Good weather today, I agree.'

{You're stupid.}

But you're me.

{Yeah, but...}

"Can you find it within thyself to forgive me?" Deadpool asked.

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

{Fun fact. The Author originally had a joke where it got kinda hard to tell who was speaking, and so I would tell you something about it. However, he pressed the refresh button without saving, so all that is lost, because he can't remember it.}

Why did you tell them?

{Why shouldn't I?}

"Please forgive me. Pleeeaaase?" Deadpool asked.

"NO!" Pinkamena yelled.

{It is time to bring out the big guns.}

My brain feels hijacked.

"LOVE. IT IS SO FAR AWAAAY. OH WHAT!? CAN I SAY? ABOUT LOVE? OOOOOHHH LOVE."

[Lulz.]

"IT'S GOT FOUR LETTERS. TWO OF THEM ARE VOWELS. TWO OF THEM ARE REALLY FREAKIN' WEIRD! BECAUSE LOVE."

{...I... don't know what to think of this...}

"IT STARTS WITH AN L. AND ENDS WITH AN E. AND IT HAS AN O AND A V IN THE MIDDLE. GIRL I LOVE YOOOOOOOU."

{...This Cry is the best bad influence on us.}

"IT IS SO TRUE BECAUSE YOU KNOW GIRL. YOU MAKE ME SMIIIIIIILE. OH, LOVE."

[It's kinda sad Pinkie's reaction has to wait until he finishes singing.]

"IT'S THE GREATEST THING. IT'S LIKE A DIAMO- no, too soon... err... BLIDELBLADHYBLAH, WITH A BOX OF CHOCOLATES, GIRL! YOU'RE REALLY GREAT! YOU'RE SO PRETTAY."

{Now, I am getting kinda bored.}

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT I CAN DO WITH-OUCH'YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUULOVE! I LOVE IT TOO. HOW CAN YOU LOVE LOVE? BECAUSE LOVE IS LOVE! OH, CONUNDRUM WHAT!? AUH! I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE T' SAY! SO I'M GONNA END THIS SONG TODAY! BECAUSE LOVE. GOOOOOOEEEES ON! TOOOOOOODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"

[Finally. We get to see Pinkie's reaction.]

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{Author.}

Huh? What? Oh. Right. Sorry.

Pinkamena was staring at Deadpool's head with a blank and confused expression. Deadpool continued looking at her. Awkward silences ensued.

[Um. Awkwaaaaaaard.]

Pinkamena's hair exploded into fluffiness, and a happy grin appeared on Pinkie's face, and she began laughing hysterically.

[...Yeah, I wasn't following the plan in this, neither was White Box, what was your plan again?]

Make 'em laugh.

Pinkie continued her giggling for a while, eventually she calmed down. "Funniest thing I've ever heard! Okay, you're forgiven, here ya go!" She then picked up his head, and shoved it into Deadpool's neck, and the wounds began to close.

"Alright then, we've got about one hour to get to the party! I better change into something less evil. Without PEEKING!" Pinkie requested. "Now, are there any missing things, or problems needing taken care of?"

"There is one." Deadpool said.

"And what might that be, Mister Wilson?" Pinkie asked, now with a monocle and fake moustache. "It's mustache." ...MUSTACHE.

"You put my head on the wrong way." Deadpool briefly explained.

"Oh, silly me! Guess we'll have to fix that!" Pinkie said, brandishing her chainsaw again, before hearing a rather manly, bloodcurdling scream. They looked around, and saw a hamster looking at Deadpool, then Pinkie, and her chainsaw.

"Oh hai Hyper!" Pinkie greeted.

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To be continued in the next issue!

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What. Sometimes I must let go of today and be happy for one. GOT A PROBLEM!?

{Yes.} [Yes.]

*File: Caption Boxes moved to Recycle Bin*

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