Me As A Pony
Chapter 8: bridal gossip.
Previous Chapter Next ChapterI woke up from pinke pies house after I stayed at her house for the night (the other fan fictions) and I saw this pony walking in from ever green forest and I walked up to her and asked how she was and she said she was zecora and she asked how I was and I said my name was ellz.
I took her into town but every pony was missing and zecora said that this happens every time she comes here so I asked what she needed and she said she needed some sunflowers, a couple of apples and hoove full of grapes for a potion she was making and I said I would get them for her.
She went off into the forest and went shopping. 10 minutes later… okay got them all now to the forest. Before I could go, some of the other ponies asked me why I wasn’t scared, including pinke pie and I said “because she isn’t scary. I don’t understand why you’re scared of her?” after that I delivered the said stuff to zecora through the woods and on the way I saw pretty blue flower.
I put it in my pocket for later just in case. I saw zecora in forest again heading back to town as she forgot a ingredient in town but I gave these to her any way and then I headed back to pony vile were I had to help pinke pie with something.
She said that I needed to test a sauce that pinke pie made called “the pinke pie explosion of delicious ness” I asked about the explosion part and she said it’s a bit spicy. Yeah she fibbed that as it actually made me breath fire. I quickly went to the ice cream that pinke pie had set and slammed my head into it.
I saw ditzy and her daughter come back and they let me back into her house and she didn’t mind but oh well I get a place to sleep tonight.
The next morning…
When I woke up I yawned and said good morning to ditzy and when I spoke I found that I was speaking backwards. Ditzy took me to twilight and when we got there all of twilights friends were there and they all had problems:
Twilights horn was wobbly, rainbow dash became rainbow crash, flutter shy’s voice went to guy mode, rarity looked like a fur ball, applejack was the size of an apple and pinke pie couldn’t talk.
They all assumed it was zecora but I tried to convince them but speaking backwards does make it impossible but thankfully ditzy can understand backwards talk so she talked for me. i'm not even going to ask how you learn that.
Ditzy said it wasn’t zecoras fault but twilight wanted to carry out an investigation but however apple ack and apple bloom were gone so we went into the forest to find them. When we got to zecoras we saw she was making a brew and we fought it was apple bloom stew.
So we charged in and confronted her, spilling the brew everywhere and she said ( I think) “ you will make my anger explode” and there was yelling and then apple bloom came in with some ingredients for zecora and explained this whole mess. Apparently when we all touched the blue flowers in the forest called poison joke and basically it’s a plant that pulls jokes. Zecora was making an antidote but we spilled it so we helped zecora get the ingrediants she needed.
All the ponys had there antidote bathes but I had mine last since there was no room in the bath for me. So everyone got cured and then it was my turn and I got cured.
After that, I got assigned a job by the mayor. See in a week the princess is coming and she wanted me to collect some ingredients in ponysha (Russia but ponyfied) tomorrow to make fire works for her visit. After being told that I went to ditzy house and took a nice long sleep.
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