“I am merely following my part of the bargain.” He casually announced. AppleJack tried to read his lips, but she found it too hard. Blood was steadily oozing out of her new ear holes. AppleJack felt faint and her face began to become pale. She had to hold onto Rainbow Dash just to stop from collapsing. “You might want to stop yourself from passing out, as it is your turn again after I’m done with every other pony.” Discord let out a chuckle. “Next up is Pinkie Pie. So, Pinkie, would you think it funny if this bone were to break?”
“Bone, what bone? Wait! Do you mean my funny bone?” asked Pinkie, still shaking from AppleJack’s sudden ear explosion. Discord appeared not to listen and seemed to be more interested with something else.
“What else could you break?” replied Twilight. “But don’t worry. I guess that I should take your punishment.” She lifted her hoof from her shoulder and observed the exposed bone. It hurt unlike anything; however, she would now have to break a bone deliberately, unassisted. She galloped over to the barn in a search for tools that could aid her. She found a sheet to cover her shoulder wound and searched for the most painless way of breaking her funny bone. She saw a plough, a rake, a shovel and an anvil. Twilight ran over to the anvil and readied herself for the upcoming pain. She imagined scenarios of failing. Not only would she have hurt herself, Pinkie would also have a broken funny bone. Twilight tried to slow her breathing. She then closed her eyes. 3. 2. 1. She slammed her leg into the anvil, instantly shattering her wrist, missing the funny bone completely. Twilight let out a bloodcurdling scream. She checked her hoof. It was drooping down at an unnatural angle. The site that she slammed it had become a darker shade of purple. Panicking, she began to slam her hoof into the wall. She tried to break her elbow, but her hoof kept on flailing about and getting in the way. Eventually Twilight passed out from shock.
Twilight awoke with her friends crowded around her. She let out a sigh of relief. “I just had the craziest dream.” she said. She went to wipe the sweat off her head but the pain in her wrist came back, as well as the sudden realisation that this most certainly was not a dream. Twilight then remembered that she did not manage to break her funny bone. “Pinkie! Are you okay?” she screamed. The pink pony hopped into view.
“What’s up Twilight? I’m fine. You broke your bone, so he would have no reason to break mine, right?” replied Pinkie Pie. All of a sudden, Pinkie’s arm was raised into the sky. “HELP! WHAT’S GOING ON?!? YOU DIDN’T BREAK YOUR ARM?” screamed Pinkie Pie. Apples began to fly towards her arm; some hit it, while others hit her face. An apple smashed into her nose, breaking it. Apples bounced off her arm until a large crack was heard that echoed throughout the many fields that occupied Sweet Apple Acers. Pinkie Pie’s arm was now broken, but the apple assault had yet to cease. With her arm being battered into an unnatural position, her bone tore through her skin, showing everypony the damage that was done. The apples didn’t stop until only a small tether of skin connected her arm to her body. Blood was squirting everywhere, mixing with Big Mac’s and AppleJack’s in a sickening puddle of dark red. Pinkie was thrown at the ground, instantly knocking her out and ripping off her arm in the process. AppleJack turned to face Twilight.
“Yet again you ruin everything. Shows how much you care for your friends.” She said as she turned around and trotted off.