Chapter 40 (Woot): The good ol' days...

>>>Perspective change: CJ one week before Equestria trip<<<

"Alright? You guys ready for our MLP marathon?" I asked my friends who were all sitting around in their own chairs. They all nodded.

I had a projector from my computer hooked up and we were watching the bronystate marathon. We were preparing to watch episode 1 of season 3. As the marathon started all went along smoothly. That was until my friend Carter brought out the vodka. On bronystate... when people sometimes type things like 'yay' or 'oh mai' it sets off a sound effect. We agreed that for every yay we take a shot and every oh mai we all stand up and shout.....

"Oh mai...." Oh dear.....

"THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" Ya you heard that right.

We were all laughing our asses off constently out of drunken stupidity and genuine humor. We were all just on a buzz... until the new episode began....

"Yay... yay.... yay.... yay.... ya-"

>>>Perspective change: CJ present time<<<

"AAAHHHHHHH!" I shout as I fling upward and out of bed.

BANG

I slowly leaned back and got into a sitting position. I had jumped out of the bed straight onto my face.

'One day I'm gonna freakin disfigure myself doing that....'

I heard some fast paced hoof steps coming up the stairs. Trixie burst through the doors with a panicked look. Joined shortly after by Scoots. Trixie found me and levitated me up to my bed. She lay me down on it and immediately started inspecting me. Scoots started doing the same.

"Oh my! Trixie heard the bang from downstairs! Are you alright?" Said Trixie frantically.

Scoots was looking my head over for a bruise.

I gave a slight chuckle and lightly pushed them back a foot or two. "I'm fine, I'm fine... so.... what's up?" I said with a 'How's your day?' face.

Trixie gave me a confused look and then Scoots gave her a 'He's just being CJ....'

Trixie rolled her eyes and motioned for me to follow her. I got off the bed and began to walk beside Scoots with Trixie in front of me. I must have been daydreaming because next thing I knew I was falling forward on the stairs like a slinky.

THUMP

As I made contact with the floor after the last step I grunted and got up. I turned around and began to shout.

"Screw you stairs! I have yet to master you in this foreign body! I will NOT be a human-pony slinky!" I shouted shaking my hoof at the stairs.

I turned around to see a even more confused and slightly worried Trixie and a pokerfaced Scoots. Trixie looked to Scoots.

"Is this normal?" She asked.

Scoots shook her head. "No... that's just CJ." She said walking towards the kitchen.

"Darn right!" I shouted back.

I walked towards the kitchen leaving a very confused Trixie in the living room. I began working on breakfast when a moment later Trixie walks in and starts smelling the air.

"That smells good. What is it?" She asked.

"Dad's making pancakes!" Said an excited Scootaloo.

Trixie raised an eyebrow as she also sat at the table.

"Pancakes? What are those?" Asked Trixie.

Both me and Scoots froze up and dropped our jaws. We slowly turned to face Trixie who looked a bit scared.

"W-What.... is that bad?" She said.

I nodded slowly.... "Lil bit...."

Once I finished making the pancakes I walked over to the table and set them down. I put the syrup beside it and sat down.

"Alright... dig in." I said smiling.

Scoots grabbed a few pancakes and slobbered them with syrup. I went to grab mine when I saw Trixie had not taken any.

"Trixie? Are you going to take any?" I asked.

She looked at me and smiled a bit and took two pancakes. She put syrup on them and tried a bite. Her eyes shot wide open and she smiled widely.

"This is so good! You are such a great cook!" She said stuffing her mouth with more pancakes.

I shrugged. "Heh.... it's just pancakes. Fluttershy can make em better than I can." I said.

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"Hurry up Scoots or your gonna be late!" I shouted from the door.

I heard some scurrying inside and then a-

BANG

"..... What the hay was that?" I yelled into the house.

Scoots flew past me and Trixie who was standing beside me. Scoots stood in front of me.

"I-It was n-nothing! Come on! Or I-I'll.... be.... LATE! Late! I'll be late!" She said with her eyes wide.

I shrugged.

'I don't wanna know....'

All three of us began walking towards Ponyville. Making idle chit-chat as we went. Once we got inside Ponyville Trixie began getting lots of stares again. I looked at her and she was smiling.

"What's got you so happy?" I asked.

Trixie looked at a few of the staring ponies then to me as we walked. "Trixie is just in a good mood. Too good to be bothered by staring ponies." She said happily.

I smiled and nodded. As we neared the school house I froze for a second. Before I could let the fear take hold I shrugged it off and continued.

'Nah... they can't all be-' I was cut off by a shriek.

I looked at where it had come from. There was a little grey colored unicorn with yellowish eyes. She ran up to me.

"Oh my gosh! Are you DJ D1sASt3r!?" She said a bit loud.

I looked around and to my relief nopony had noticed. I looked at Trixie.

"Trixie, can you go ahead and bring Scoots here the rest of the way to the school. Then... I don't know....." I handed her five gold bits. "Go have fun or something. I'll c ya later." I ignored her surprised gasp and gave her the money.

I looked back down at the filly. "Yes I am, but please keep your voice down. I want to stay anonymous." I said a bit quiet.

She gave me a confused look. "A-noon-a-mouse? Whats that?" She said with the most adorable face.

I shook my head. "No... anonymous.... It means to not be seen. Nopony knows I'm here." I said.

"OOOhhhhhh." She said.

"So... anything in perticular you wanted?" I asked with a raised eyebrow.

She nodded and pulled out a.... pen and paper?

"Mmmfmmf mmfm MMhfmmf!" She said.

"Eh?"

She spit the stuff onto the ground.

"How about your Autograph?" She asked.

'Ya... shoulda guessed that one....'

I shrugged and bent down. I picked up the pen in my mouth and moved it to the paper.

"Name?" I asked.

"Dinky hooves. But this isn't for me. It's for my mommy!" She said.

"Your mom?" I said.

"Ya. Her name is Ditzy Doo." She said. "She is a HUUUUUGE fan of you! She has everything about you. Posters, keychains, EVERYTHING." She said smiling.

I laughed a bit inside. 'No.... way.... my boss..... my BOSS?' I said in a state of shock.

I shook my head and began writing my autograph with a bit of a message on it. When I finished I folded it... laughing a bit at the contents.... and hoofed it to Dinky.

"Alright, there, don't open it though! It's for your mom to see only!" I said.

She nodded and began to run off. "Thanks mister DJ!" She shouted.

'Fuck....'

As I looked around I could see everything had fallen quiet. All of the fillies and colts had their eyes on me. Even Cheerilee. I slowly began to back up. With a REAAAALLY dumb look on my face.

All I remember after that is running... screaming.... more running.... some shouting about wanting to be my marefriend.... MORE running... shouting about wanting to me my colt...cuddler.... or something..... MORE running..... and they som-

"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztttttttttttttttt! SSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssssss..........."

Then there was darkness.....