Chapter 13: Day two: cat and mouse (pony version)

I woke up to the smell of... apples. I slowly got up and stretched. I made my way to the door when I realized I was still in my boxers. I looked over to my right and saw a pair of clothes sitting there. I unfolded them and they were a pair of cargo pants and a shirt. Normal clothes.

'Good, I don't have to wear my DJ outfit all the time now.'

I put them on and walked downstairs. When I got to the bottom of the stairs I looked around to see a kitchen and a table with four ponies sitting there. I looked at them all, then to a very tired looking Applebloom with a messed up mane. I looked at her and smiled, when she saw me she immedietly opened her eyes.

"Why didn't ya'll tell me DJ D1sASt3r was here! Ah' need to go fix my mane!" As she got down to run to the bathroom I held her in place.

"Applebloom, It's fine, you don't have to. I find it kind of cute actually." I said ruffling her mane.

She blushed a bit then smiled and went to sit down. I sat down next to her and she started staring at me.

"Oh, and just call me CJ Applebloom." She nodded and continued to stare.

Finally I looked back at her. "What is it?"

She looked at me even closer and then smiled. "What's it like bein ah' DJ? Is it cool? Can ah' have your autograph?"

I sighed and signed the piece of paper she had in her mouth. "Yes it is fun and cool Applebloom." I said with a chuckle.

She nodded and looked away. But then immediately looked back at me with wide eyes. "Oh! Ya'll HAVE ta' come with me to school today! An' bring that neat song you made for Rainbow!" I cocked my bead a bit.

"Uh... why?"

She looked at me and thought for a moment. "Ah'...uh... Show and tell! Thats it... show and tell..."

"You want to be cool in front of diamond tiara don't you?"

She nodded slowly.

"Hehe, Your a bad a liar as your sis."

At that moment AJ came over with a bunch of apple related food items, Apple pie, Apple fritters, Apple... fries? you name it.

After we finished eating I got up and looked to AJ and Big Mac. "Thanks for letting me sleep the night AJ, and thanks for the great breakfast, I owe you one."

She nodded and smiled. Then I felt a pulling on my pant leg. I looked down to see a impatient looking Applebloom. I told her to follow me, when we got to my house, I opened the door slowly. Applebloom went in to look for Flutter shy, I just told her I am trying to be a ninja.... not REALLY why. She was not there, we went up to my room and opened the door. I saw Flutter shy siting there in the bed sleeping.

'Dear god... she stayed here?'

Applebloom looked at me then told me to hide. So I did. She walked over to Flutter shy and started pushing her. Flutter shy awoke with an "Eeep!" then noticed it was Applebloom.

"Oh, hi Applebloom, what are you doing here?"

"Nuthin... what are YOU doin here?"

Flutter shy started shifting back and forth then looked back at Applebloom.

"I was...uh...watching the house for CJ!" She said a bit loud.

"Uh..huh... well, anyway, CJ told me to tell you he was 'waiting' for you at you house and to hurry up while he was in the mood. I don't know what he meant but he said you would."

Immedietly Flutter shy gasped and shot through an open window to her house. While I had the time I ran and grabbed my I-pod from my bed and changed clothes very fast. We both ran out of the house and hid in a nearby bush. We saw an angry Flutter shy bolt back to the house. A few moments later we heard a VERY loud yell.

"Uh... Applebloom... how did you know..."

She rolled her eyes. "Ah'm not dumb ya know. Ah' know what goin in heat is. An' Flutter shy always gets it BAD."

I nodded and we made our way to the school, when we got there, we stopped outside the room.

"When ah' call your name ya'll come in OK? An' just go with whatever is said."

I nodded and she walked in. A few minutes later I could hear Ms. Cheerilee ask Applebloom about what she is presenting. I head some remarks from silver spoon and diamond tiara. And then Applebloom spoke.

"Yes Ms. Cheerilee, you can come in now!"

I took that hint and opened the door and walked in. All of the kids gasped and stared at me. Applebloom siting there with a happy look on her face.

"Uh... hello everypony... my name Is CJ, Or otherwise known as..." I pointed to the patch on my right side of my jacket. "DJ D1sASt3r."

Everypony there began to watch me in dead silence. Diamond tiara couldn't beleive what she was seeing. Best of all, all of the kids were wearing something that said DJ D1sASt3r on it. It wouldn't be funny, but it was because Diamond tiara was wearing sunglasses with it on it. She quickly took them off, looking embarrassed. I then took out my I-pod and looked at Applebloom.

"And my best friend here..." I pointed to Applebloom... "Has asked I bring in dome music for you all, If that is all right by your teacher. I looked over, and saw she had a coffie cup with DJ D1sASt3r on it.

'How are DJ's so popular!?'

She nodded slowly and I turned my I-pod to speaker and started playing the 20% cooler song. I handed it to Applebloom and bent down.

"Keep it, bring it back to me at the end of the day." I whispered in her ear.

She looked so damn cute there I almost hugged her. I resisted the urge and turned to the teacher. "Thanks for having me here." Then I turned to the door and saw a Flutter shy standing there staring at me.

"Oh... um... as I was saying, I have to go... take care..."

I walked towards the doorway... towards Flutter shy. She moved to the side a bit and the moment I was beside her she put her hoof around my hand. She flew up beside my head.

"You have been very very naughty hiding from me... now just follow me to my house..." She whispered in my ear.

'Well shit. I'm dead. Goodbye world'

We made our way to her house in silence. When we got there I wanted to turn and run. But she had an iron grip on my hand. How was she so strong? She led me into the house and locked the door. She walked me up to her bedroom... using a bit of force... and then locked that door. I stood in the middle of the room next to her bed. In front of me a Flutter shy turning around from the door licking her lips.

"Now... just hold still..."

"Fuck me...." I mumbled

"With pleasure...." She leaped towards me in a blink of an eye.