Day in the life of the pets
Chapter 4: Owlowiscious
Previous Chapter Next ChapterSpike is a good guy.
Except for when he tried to frame me, but we're cool now.
Twilight is a good caretaker.
Except for when she paces a hole in the floor. But still, I hold my statement.
What do I think of the other pets?
Well, Opal is Opulent, no shocker there. I mean, she lives with Rarity, after all.
Angel Bunny Is extremely diabolical, I heard him talking about how all bunny races are going to come together and take over Ponyville, then Canterlot, then Equestria entirely. Yeah, stay away from him.
Gummy...
Tank Is a pretty composed tortoise, which you can probably guess. Despite his caretaker being somewhere around ADHD. Or something. Look, I'm not a medical professional, go ask Twilight.
Winona? She has all the gruesome facts about dogs and stuff. Once, she told us that dogs only like squeaky toys because it sounds like small animals dying. I don't know how to feel about Winona after that.
"Hey, Owlowiscious, have you seen the new copy of Power Ponies anywhere?" Spike asked as he entered the room.
"hoo."
"For me, that's who."
"hoo."
"Look, do you know where it is, or not?" Spike raised an eyebrow.
I pointed over to where Spike's comic was with my wing, and he gave me a thumbs up, and walked over to where the comic was.
He really could've just looked around instead of consulting me, shame really. I thought to myself.
Author's Note
Tank
I'm so glad to have Rainbow Dash as an owner.
But y'know what's really sad?
I might outlive her.
Tortoises can live up to one hundred and fifty years old. Sometimes even up to two hundred and fifty years old.
A lot of ponies also think tortoises are slow, both mentally and physically.
While they may have a point on the physical side of the opinion, tortoises have extremely good memories, and are very intelligent.
I was able to remember Rainbow Dash's name, wasn't I?
Another thing that bothers me is that ponies keep calling me a turtle, when either Rainbow Dash, or her friends, make it clear that I am a tortoise, not a turtle.
If you ask me, I see it as insensitive.
I don't miss my creep as much as ponies might think.
My creep was...
Weird.
If you don't know, a creep is a group of tortoises.
Being with Rainbow Dash is better.
She feeds me melons, blackberries, grapes...
Mangoes are my favorite though.
She only feeds me cherries every 2 months, though.
I know that I can only have those every time Luna's full moon arises.
Yeah, Rainbow Dash taught me about Celestia and Luna, and how they raise the sun and the moon.
It's really cool, how their magic-ky horns are strong enough to be able to lift such huge objects.
I wish I was able to do that; it seems cool.
Yawn.
I'm tired. I'm going to take a nap.
I hope Rainbow Dash doesn't go berserk again.
That would be bad.
Yawn.
I better get to my nap.
Night night.
I can't wait to see Rainbow Dash again when I wake up later.