Canterlot Castle

Another morning starts to approach as Luna heads towards her sister's room whilst turning to you readers with an announcement to make for your sorry asshole eyes to read.

"I'm Princess Luna and I'm about to give my fat-ass big sis, one rude wake up today!"

She went inside the room and lit her horn silently which she summoned a firecracker and placed it quietly on Celestia's crotch-tits, then lit it afterwards. When it was done, she quickly left the room and waited until....BANG! BANG! BANG! A massive explosion lit towards the room and Luna went in to check on Celestia who was moaning and groaning in pain whilst holding her own crotch-milkers as she decided to greet her older sister a good morning.

"Wakey, Wakey, Tia. How's your alarm clock?", Luna asked.

"You're such a fucking asshole!", Celestia angrily shot back.

And then, Celestia was giving chase and Luna knew it was time to bail out as her older sister tried to catch her up, but suddenly gave up when she felt very hungry due to her stomach grumbling loud and decided to call it quits for now and headed towards the dining hall to get some breakfast this morning which started off with a wake-up prank from her younger sister.

"Bam, you're such a horrible influence to my lil' sis.", Celestia grumbled.

Luna who was watching nearby, chuckled on what she did to her and then left the castle to fly towards Ponyville so that she can hang out with Bam for breakfast at Castle Bam II with his friends and family.

"Bam and his friends are not gonna believe when I tell them on what I did to Tia this morning!", she told to herself whilst chuckling in amusement as she headed towards her destination.

P.S. Luna did tell her and the whole crew (minus Phil and April) just roared with laughter.

P.P.S. This is just a short chapter and there will be more short chapters like this, so stay tuned, assholes!

Castle Bam II
Ponyville

Another day at the duplicate Castle Bam II in Ponyville and here we see Bam Margera holding a bottle of glue along with his friends (minus a certain blue stallion) as he decided to tell you readers something.

"So, here I have a bottle of super mighty glue and Noteworthy is gonna have some teatime with Ape and we're gonna prank his ass like literarily", Bam said whilst the crew laughed.

"He's gonna be in serious pain after this!", Bon Bon commented.

So they placed a portion of glue in one of the chairs and then left the vicinity. It was already 2:00 PM in the afternoon when Noteworthy arrived and sure enough, he sat in the glue-filled chair whilst the group hid away from his sight as they watched him and April talk while having tea and biscuits. When it was over, Noteworthy tried to get up but got stuck as Ape and Phil tried to help him out but couldn't. He managed to pry himself only to be greeted by massive pain because when he freed himself from the chair, his flank hairs got ripped away and that gave him a bald spot on his cute ass. The CKY Crew arrived and revealed something to their friend.

"How's the tea party, Notey?", Pinkie asked.

"Did you guys sabotage this?", Noteworthy asked his friends.

"Yes!", Rainbow grinned.

"You guys are jerks.", Noteworthy told them which caused them to laugh.

He started limping home showing his now bare butt to the group and due to the sight they saw, they couldn't help but laugh except for the Margera couple who cringed at the sight of their son's friend's butt now seen naked in front of their very own eyes caused by the prank their son and their friends played on him.

Surprise! You little jerks didn't expect another short, eh?