"This may come as a surprise." She stomps a stamp that leaves a truck icon on the page. "But that happens more often than you might think!"

She leans forward at you with hooves together. "Now, I know this may be personal... But I do have to check. Were you hit on accident... or were you trying to end things?"

Derpy waves it away suddenly, blushing furiously. "Listen to me! Sorry, that sounded so awful."

"If it helps, that isn't a problem around here. But, I do hear it can be other places, so I was checking. Sorry, the form."

1) Accident.
2) Suicide.

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