You stand in a massive stone hall, sunlight streaming in through towering stained glass windows. An ornate sign overhead reads "Welcome to Equestria" in gleaming gold letters. The room is filled with a diverse crowd - humans, creatures of myth, and beings from worlds beyond.

Some sit in neat rows of wooden chairs, patiently waiting their turn. Others mill about restlessly, conversing in languages both familiar and alien. At the front of the hall is a long reception desk staffed by colorful ponies.

You've been standing in the winding line for what feels like hours. Your feet ache against the polished marble floor. Just when you think you can't wait any longer, a voice calls out "Next!"

With a sigh of relief, you step up to the desk where a grey pegasus mare is seated. She has a messy yellow mane and warm gold eyes behind oversized glasses. Her name badge reads "Muffins 'Derpy' Hooves" in a bouncy font.

"Welcome to Equestria!" she greets you cheerily. "I need to ask you a few questions before you enter."

As Derpy fumbles with stacks of paperwork, you glance back at the chattering crowds behind you, then up at the vaulted golden ceilings far overhead. This is it - your chance to finally experience the pony world you've dreamed of.

Do you:
1) Wait patiently for Derpy to recover.
2) Start examining her desk for useful things.
3) That's it, lost my patience!

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