Insane as Pink
Chapter 1: Chapter 1: The File of The Cupcake Massacre
Load Full Story Next ChapterI started looking into this murder case a month,they say that it is an obession, while I think it is a case I will never get out of my mind.
The case file for this peticular murder is filled with things so dark, vile, and surpising that it shook the kingdom to the very core.
Some villagers were missing from Ponyville at that time, but they can come and go as they please.
I though started noticing that some of the common ponies that I have seen were now gone. Pinkie Pie was working at the bakery as usual, and always had new types of cupcakes on sale.
Some of them looked like the exact colors of the ponies that where missing, my PI scences told me that there was something strange about her and the cupcakes she has made.
So I investigated her, I asked her questions about her cupcakes, if she knew anypony that disappeared.
She never told me anything about the cupcakes, but told me she knew oneof the missing ponies, Fluttershy and that she was a great friend.
Her reaction to me heading to the basement door was a pure sign she was the killer, but I got to her Lair in due time.
Two weeks and more disappearences,and I started to think that I could be next, so I locked all of my doors, windows, and kept sertain rooms with thier light's on, and slept with a club in case she did get in.
When she was away from her bakery that gave my the perfect time to search for her lair, I used a spell to unlock the door and went to the basement.
I saw the most horrible of things inside, corpses of ponies, skins of them turned into dresses, some furniture, a banner saying life is a party in blood, and thier was pony blood in a tank.
The metallic stench of blood was in the air, mixed with the rotting of corpses.
There was several torture divices inside as well, looking freshly used, a table were she kept her victems and another where a large bowl was.
Inside were numbers, and on the numbers were names of certain ponies, all of the numbers allready out were the ones she had killed.
I looked inside and found mine, number sixty six with my name written on it, Tirimur.
I wanted to grab Dash's number, but I heard hoofsteps and teleported out of there before she saw me.
Another week in I was studing the possibilities how she became insane, how she did her operations when more ponies started to disappear.
I tried telling her friends Rarity, Applejack, Twilight, and of course my crush Rainbow Dash, but they never believed me no matter how hard the evidence I gave them.
They told me that I was paranoid and that I need to stop being so fucking suspicious of Pinkie Pie, I flew off in a huff and went home, but I knew Dash was following.
Later I was home and sitting on the chair that was outside with a table when Dash showed up.
I could tell she was concerned about me,more then usual, but I told her I was fine and thier was nothing to worry about, that I would have this case settled and Pinkie would be put in a jail or Asylum.
She told me what if I was wrong about Pinkie being this so called killer, and I simply said if I was then the disappearences would keep happening.
Then she said she would never understand how she could be the killer since she would never harm any of her friends, I tossed her a picture and told her to ask Fluttershy.
The said picture was so grusome and dark that Dash could not believe what she saw and threw up over my porche's fence because of the bloodied, mangled, and gorey body of what was once Fluttershy.
I told her to go home and at night lock your doors and keep a weapon by and tell her friends to do the same, for a psychopath was on the loose in ponyville.
Of corse she never listened to me, and the day before Pinkies arrest she disappeared like the rest.
The day after I bashed into Pinkies lair to see Dash was turned into a stuffed horse by Pinkie, I became so furious that I layed down a good beating on her before I calmed down, even if she did have a switch blade.
As we fought the guards went into her lair to prove her insanity, and with one good hoof in the face I knocked her out, determined to use the same tool on her she used to kill my beloved.
But I was stopped by Twilight when the Princess came, she used a spell to wipe Pinkies memorys of her cruel deeds, saying she will never remember those events ever again.
Dashe's funeral was a sad one, it was dark and raining, all of Ponyville was in attendence, exept for Pinkie Pie.
With my final words and a very emotional goodbye, she was returned to the clouds, some say that during that day they heard a specific boom in the clouds, and that a multicolored circle, that of a rainbow was in the sky.
I was the only one who knew this though, I felt a sudden cold wind and was reminded of Dash, she was indeed alive, but in sprit and will always be anchored to Ponyville...forever.
I was not so sure if Celestia did the right thing, but she assured me everything would be back to normal.
I knew better though for I looked deep into Pinkies mind using the study of investigation, she would one day feel the need for pony flesh again, and the insane psychopathic pony known as Pinkamina Diane Pie, or as I called her The Pony Flesh Cupcake Baker would soon be on the loose again...sooner then I thought.
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