Cover art by Call-Me-Jack on DA

Living on a rock farm isn't all its cracked up to be. Why you ask? Well for starters, only a handful of ponies work on the farms due to the high risks of the job. what danger you ask?

Well there's the dragons, diamond dogs and golems that eat rocks and gems, the giant land and sea serpents, as well as griffons and harpy's that use them for nesting material. Oh and did I mention the ogres, trolls and other fairy folk that steal them for their fairy circles?

Life on a rock farm is no walk in the park. Rocks and gems are an important part of pony life used for buildings, art, music, fashion and so on. This story contains the adventures, explorations and events that happen when Pinkie Pie returns to her family's rock farm to help them out, with her 'sister' along for the ride.

Having the ability to go beyond what classifies as normal in equestria, from magic to physics, is a good thing when living on a rock farm.

Author's notes: I would like to point out that a variety of mythical creatures not featured in the show will make an apearance, oh and fourth wall breaking and the occasional POV chapter will be in this..it might get confusing so uh, just ask me questions if you're stuck and I can explain it.