Granny Smith had three rules: fall in love young, love a girl, and have her be someone from the Apple linage.
Big Macintosh has broken quite a few rules lately, and he's no old stallion.
(Some borderline humor may be used.)
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** This story was written when I was 15, and the quality and content reflect that. Please be aware that my position on topics contained within may have changed in the time between publishing and now, and I apologize for any offensive material that I may have condoned in my younger years. **