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Ferris Bueller’s and Rainbow’s Day Off

by Big Imagination E

Chapter 8: Lunch with Ferris

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Lunch with Ferris

We cut to a restaurant downtown called Chez Quis and many people were wearing fancy clothes and looking nice. Inside we see Ferris and the gang waiting for a table. But Ferris had an idea for a quicker way to get one. He decided to pretend to be someone who has a reservation.

"Can we please get the hell out of here? This place gives me the creeps." Cameron said.

"After we eat Cameron." Rainbow said.

Then a man who did the reservation check came to them. But he looked like a snob.

"Why didn't you tell me we were coming to a--" Cameron said but saw the man coming.

"Hello, may I help you?" He said.

"You can sure as hell try. Hi. Im Abe Froman. Party of four for 12:00." Ferris said giving him a dollar but was disturbed by it.

"Is there a problem?" Ferris said.

"You are Abe Froman?" The snob said.

"That's right. I'm Abe Froman." Ferris said.

"The sausage king of Chicago?" The snob questioned.

"Yep. That's me." Ferris said.

"Listen, young man...entre nous, im very busy here. Why don't you take the kids and go back to the clubhouse?" The snob said.

"Hey! Don't call me a child!" Rainbow said.

"Rainbow calm down." Sloane said.

"Are you suggesting that im not who I say I am?" Ferris said.

"Im suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty." The snob said.

"Snooty?" Ferris said.

"Snotty." The snob said.

"Snotty?" Rainbow said.

"Ok 'Abe' let's go." Cameron said.

"No, im not going anywhere. No, we'd like to be seated." Ferris said.

'Listen, young man, either you take the field trip outside or im going to have to call the police." The snob said.

"The...You're gonna call the police on me?" Ferris said.

"Yes." The snob said.

"Fine. As a matter of fact, I'll call them myself." Ferris said as he grabbed the police.

"Yes. Call the police. This'll be a hoot." The snob said.

The others were a little worried cause Ferris might be taking this too far. Suddenly the man saw another call.

"Here gimme the phone. I have another call." The snob said.

"No." Ferris said.

"I've had enough of this hosting around. Give me the phone back." The snob said.

"You touch me, and I yell 'Rat'. There's another phone around here somewhere. Find it." Ferris said.

"Wonderful. I weep for the future." The snob leaving to find the phone.

The others needed to do something or else their busted.

"Okay Ferris, can we just let it go, please?" Cameron said.

"Ferris please. You've gone too far. You're gonna get busted." Sloane said.

"A: You can never go too far. B: If im gonna get busted, it is not gonna be by a guy like that." Ferris said.

"Come on, 'Abe'." Cameron said.

"Ask for Abe Froman." Ferris said handing Sloane the phone.

The snob answered the phone.

"Chez Quis, bonjour." The snob said.

"May I speak to Abe Froman the sausage king of Chicago?" Sloane said.

"Abe Froman? Let me check the restaurant. Could you describe him for me, please?" The snob said.

"Leather jacket, White t-shirt, sweater vest. He's devastatingly handsome." Sloane said.

"Hold on one moment." The snob said.

"Thank you." Sloane said as she and Ferris smiled at each other.

The snob was shocked and he got another call.

"Mr. Froman, this is Sergeant Peterson, Chicago Police." Cameron said.


They finally got a table and were ready for lunch.

"I appreciate your understanding." The snob said.

"Don't think twice. It's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself." Ferris said.

"Thank you." The snob said.

"Don't mention it." Ferris said.

Everyone smiled and the snob smiled back.

"Enjoy your lunch." The snob said leaving the gang.

"Darling. You were wonderful." Ferris said as the two clinked their glasses. "Cameron, dear friend you thought we wouldn't have any fun. Shame on you."

"Yeah dude. You probably were grouchy cause you didn't eat. Well now we will." Rainbow said.

Cameron frowned at that and everyone looked on their menus.


Meanwhile at the other high school we see Jeanie in the hallway thinking about why Ferris should get away with everything and she shouldn't. Then she plans to bust him good.

"Screw him." Jeanie said.


We cut to Applejack who his all bruised up from the beating she took from the boys. Her shirt had tears and rips in it, her hat was busted, her hair A mess, some cuts and bruises on the arms, and a black eye. But even though she had an ice pack on and took a beating she was ok. At least the gang didn't beat her too badly.

"Ok. Note to self: Never mistake A boy for a girl cause they get pissed." Applejack said.

She walked around searching for Rainbow but couldn't find her. Then she saw a restaurant and thought that maybe she could use a bite to eat. She went in and sat at a booth. While she was eating she saw the restaurant Chez Quis which was was next door and too her surprise she saw Rainbow with Ferris and his gang.

"Oh Rainbow. Im gonna get you now." Applejack said.

She got up and took her drink with her and headed off. But she slipped on a puddle and spilled her drink on someone. The person slowly turned around and stared at Applejack in anger.

"What the hell man?! That was my favorite jacket!" He yelled.

"Sir im so sorry. I didn't mean to. I didn't see the puddle. Please im sorry!" Applejack said.


Then the guy threw Applejack out of the restaurant and she landed in the back of the truck. Then he threw his drink and got Applejack all wet.

"You didn't have to do that you dirtbag!" Applejack said frustrated. "Ok. Lemme rest until I can calm down."


Back in the restaurant we see Ferris washing his hands.

"I used to think that my family was the only one that weirdness in it. That used to worry me. Then I saw how Cameron's family functioned. His home life is really twisted. That's why he's sick all the time. It really bothers him. He's the only guy I know who feels better when he's sick. If I had to live in that house I'd probably pray for disease, too. The place is like a museum. It's very beautiful and very cold and you're not allowed to touch anything. Can you appreciate wht it must have been like for Cameron to be in that joint as a baby? Im actually amazed that I got the car out of the garage. I caught Cameron digging the ride once or twice. It's good for him. It teaches him to deal with his fear. Plus, and I must be honest here I love driving it. It is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up. Thank you." Ferris said as he gave the gentleman a dollar.

"Yes sir." The gentleman said.

Ferris grabbed a mint and headed out. But what he didn't know is this his father was there too! He picked the restaurant he went to.


Back at the high school things were not getting better for Jeanie. She wanted to find Ferris and bust him. Then we cut back to the restaurant outside and the gang were scared that Ferris picked the wrong restaurant to go to when they saw his dad talking with other men.

"4,000 restaurants in the downtown area. I pick the one my father goes to." Ferris said.

"We're pinched for sure." Cameron said.

"No way Cameron. We gotta get pass him." Rainbow said.

"She's right. Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive. Let's go." Ferris said putting on a disguise.

"Let's surrender." Cameron said.

"Never. Im not getting caught on my day off." Rainbow said.

Soon all the others put their disguises on and headed straight for the taxi and rode off. Luckily Mr. Bueller didn't even noticed them the whole time. At the same time Applejack woke up and clutched her head chase she had a headache after the guy threw her out. She jumped out and got in the driver seat.

"Ow. Ok lemme look in the restaurant and......what?! She's gone! All right I need to relocate where she's heading now. And hopefully get another ice pack for my head." Applejack said as she drove off to find Rainbow.


Author's Note

Whew! Almost got caught by Mr. Bueller! But you didn't! Hope that Rooney and Applejack don't catch you!

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