Ferris Bueller’s and Rainbow’s Day Off
Chapter 12: Jeanie Encounters Rooney
Previous Chapter Next ChapterBack at the Bueller house things were not getting better for Rooney since he attacked by a dog. So he called the flower company cause he had an idea. He got the flowers and read the note that came with it. That made him annoyed.
"Christ." Rooney said.
The driver honked and all Rooney did was flip the bird at him. Then he went to the backyard where the dog was.
"Poochie, poochie, poochie. Look what Uncle Ed has for you, you little fucker." Rooney said.
With Jeanie she got out of the car and saw a water tower that said 'Save Ferris' and that annoyed her a lot. Back with Rooney he saw that the dog was tuckered out and laying on the ground.
"Sleep tight pooch." Rooney said.
At the same time Jeanie arrived back home and Rooney thought that Ferris was back and went to go bust him. Jeanie went inside and ran up to his bedroom and kicked the door open relieving the dummy Ferris used for the contraption. That made her mad.
"I knew it!!" Jeanie said as she went to her room.
Back with Rooney he snuck inside the house and went to catch Ferris in the act. With Jeanie she was making a phone call.
"Well, where is she? Look this is her daughter. Well, do you know where she is? Do you know when she'll be back? Do you know anything?" Jeanie said as she ended the call frustrated.
Then she heard the front door close and quietly snuck sown to bust her brother. But what she doesn't know was that it was actually Rooney in there. And the minute they got close to the kitchen entrance they jumped trying to surprise each other but all that did was scare Jeanie as she kicked him in the face and ran to her room. Rooney got knocked out and fell down unconscious. Back outside a police officer was placing a ticket on the car meaning it was illegally parked.
Back with Ferris and the gang they and laughed and shared the fun times they had at the parade.
"You're psychotic. You are man. You're out of your goddamn mind. I can't believe you did that. I can't believe you went on a goddamn parade float!!" Cameron said.
"Dude you were awesome!! I wish you were in the Rainbooms!" Rainbow said.
"Okay, okay, wait. No, okay, wait. Okay. 'Yeah yeah. This tune is one of my personal favorites'. You're out of your mind." Cameron said.
"Hahaha! That's funny Cameron!" Rainbow said.
"Do you realize how many people saw you? You're nailed." Cameron said.
"No, no." Ferris said.
"You are. You're nailed." Sloane said.
"Who'd believe that I was in a parade? Who the hell am i?" Ferris said.
"I know I believe that!" Rainbow said.
"Besides anybody who would nail me wouldn't go to a parade." Ferris said.
"My mother would." Cameron said.
"Im not worried about your mother." Ferris said.
At that time the guy came back with the Ferrari and it was still in good condition.
"That was so quick." Sloane said.
The guy got out as Sloane and Rainbow hopped in.
"Hey. This looks okay to me, Cameron." Ferris said.
"Looks great. Let's roll." Cameron said as the boys got in and Ferris gave the guy a tip.
"Here you go. Nice job. Thank you." Ferris said.
"You're a very generous individual. Come back anytime." The guy said.
"Oh we will man. And maybe you can meet my friends. Let's roll guys." Rainbow said.
They all took off and headed home while the two guys that went joyriding celebrated. Meanwhile back at the Bueller house more tickets were on Rooney's car and we see Jeanie talking to the police.
"Look this...This is not a phony phone call. There is an intruder, male, Caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird and in my kitchen. Yeah, my, my.....My name's Bueller. Look it's real nice that you hope my brother's feeling better but im in danger okay? I am very cute. I am very alone. And im very protective of my body. I do not want violated, or killed all right? I need help!! Speak-a De English?" Jeanie said all frustrated as the police wouldn't help her. "Dickhead!"
Back outside we see a guy towing the car away. In the kitchen we see Rooney trying to clean his face off after he was attacked. Then he heard a recording.
"Excuse me. Whoever's in the house is still in the house I'd like you to know that I've just called the police. So if you have any brains whatsoever you'll get your ass out of my house real quick. I'd also like to add that I have my father's gun and a scorching case of herpes." The recording said.
Rooney pretty much didn't have a choice and decided to leave the house. But in doing so he dropped his wallet. He went outside as saw his car being towed away.
"Hey, wait, wait, wait. That's my car! I'll move it!!" Rooney said trying to get his keys but can't and the driver kept on going.
"He's got my keys! You shithead!!" Rooney said all angry.
He yelled and chased after the guy that took his car. But he wasn't fast enough to catch up.