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The Art And Zen Of Learning Absolutely Nothing

by Estee
Story has been removed from Fimfiction.net
Sprout knows that if ponies are afraid of something, the world is a better place. And if he's going to be restored to power, they need to be scared by something new. Hey, didn't Sunny's dumb father say something about an 'Ursa'...?
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It's just not fair. He was the only one who truly understood the threat of the other species, the stallion who mobilized Maretime Bay in the battle for ultimate victory, and what did it get him? A criminal record and community service. And now the unicorns and pegasi are just moving around HIS city like they own the place and that's totally unfair. His mother should own the place (through having sold more anti-them stuff) and once she'd stepped aside? It would be Sprout time!

But nopony recognizes how vital he is. They expect him to pick up litter and worse, to do it before Hitch. They don't understand that ponies are meant to be afraid. All the time. Then somepony can be in charge. Like him. (Again.) And if they're not going to be terrified of wings and horns...

...what's an 'Ursa'?

Doesn't matter. He'll just go find out the Sprout way. By WINNING.


(Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages.)

Cover art from a mark capture by SproutHooves.

Teen
Complete
Slice of Life
Sex

9,798 words: Estimated 40 Minutes to read: [Cache]

1 Chapter:

  1. He Didn't Learn Nothin'! He Was Wrong The Whole Time! [Cache] Oct 21st, 2023
    9,798
Published Oct 21st, 2023

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