2-3 Hours later...

War-Apophis, the Serpopard of War, had reached a nice cave, wherein he decided to rest for a bit. Not that he was tired mind you, but more so because he had grown hungry. He rushed at a Minotaur and crushed its skull, starting a fire to eat it. "Hmph. Weak pony meat escaped me... GRRR..." He grumbled as he ate the random minotaur.

Meanwhile...

At Canterlot Castle...

Twilight had grown unnerved by the lack of activity a Princess' life entailed and could be found in the library almost the whole of her free hours.
It was a nice place to nap as well, or at least trying to what she was doing at the time, attempting to push away the message Rainbow Dash had just given her five minutes before having left the Wonderbolts to fly for a bit, when four alicorns rushed in, looking worried. "I hope my message... was relayed to you Twilight..." Celestia creaked in pain. The former princess was distraught and was looking very hurt. Twilight slowly shook herself awake. "Y-yes, I heard it from Rainbow.." Rainbow was seated next to Twilight looking worried and excited. "You are lucky I found ye where I did!" piped up Rainbow. This was in regard to the fact Rainbow had caught the wounded Princesses flying towards the sky and Rainbow in a rush had relayed a warning to Canterlot , hoping Luna assistance in Celestia's journey was enough.

Now in the library stood Four Alicorns and One Pegasi.
Cadance who came as quick as she could, was found next to Celestia, Luna, and Twilight who finally got up, alert.
"I heard of this.. in one of my books... its one of the oldest books in the Royal Library..by the way..." Twilight, had prepared in the five minutes she had gotten the message, and prepared accordingly.
"The...Legendary....Hero..." Twilights breath caught herself as she read aloud, "The Legendary Hero, chronicles a time in Equestria where everything will becomes barren, and the terror of the Serpopards will take hold of every Kingdom..." Twilight read the following passage and paused.

"What is it!? Is that it?" asked Celestia in worry. She was incredibly in pain and wished for some more positive news.
"Surely there is a cure right!? I-I mean something to prevent this!!" shrieked Cadence, who had left Flurry Heart with Shining.

"Y-yes. Its concerning The Book Of Legends, The Legendary Hero Anon. There...will...be...a?" Twilight stumbled as she was confused.
"Human...male!???"
Twilights eyes looked upon the passage with wonder.

Cadance looked at the passage and completed the sentence for her. "There will be a Human Male with a Fat Big Human Cock that will destroy all the Serpopards with one dickslap and end the era of misery by impregnating all and everypony...the only drawback to su-summon a human male of this caliber is.... the fact he will insist on sterilizing all and EVERY stallion he knows. Th-thats where the passage ends Princess.." She looked at Celestia.
Twilight was stunned still.
"Hu-human males...EXIST!!!!!!!???"

Cadance shook her head.

"No no Twilight, concerning your vast book knowledge I am surprised you don't know the fictional stories of ANON, The Legendary Hero....all the mares in High School that I knew wished he were real haha." Cadance sheepishly looked away.

"He even had a cool comic book about him..." Cadence blushed deeply.

"How do we summon... this Hu..man male?" Luna quipped looking scared. "D-does he HAVE to sterilize every stallion?"

Rainbow looked at Twilight, worried. "Weeeelll not necessarily. The passage states, all the mares that he...KNOWS!" Twilight was still uneasy about this.

Celestia sighed.
"W-well it wouldn't hurt right? Lets do it. But fiest lets get Trixie... we need all the magic we can get to summon someone this powerful..."

All six ponies made a circle around the book. "So whats the magic word to summon Anon!?" Celestia asked. "It says to say this incantation three times..." Cadance read the page and blushed even redder at the incantions verbiage.

"HUMAN COCK IS THE BEST, ANON IS OUR GOD, SAVE US ANON!HUMAN COCK IS THE BEST, ANON IS OUR GOD, SAVE US ANON!HUMAN COCK IS THE BEST, ANON IS OUR GOD, SAVE US ANON!"
All three said in unision.

Just then, burst in Fluttershy on the back of Discord. "Whats happening here-" Fluttershy was cut off by a huge explosion.

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

I woke up surrounded by six ponies where before I was currently flunking a math test in college. "Ugh...where am I??"

"You have been summoned by us... to help defeat the evil monsters call the Six Serpopards.. and ohmygosh are you TALL!!" Celestia looked on in wonder as a seemingly 5'11'' human male stood.
"Ok...but can we have lunch first?" Anon Saran quipped. Discord looked at Saran angrily.

TO BE CONTINUED...

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