Their technology is stunning. Their abilities are incredible. Their battlefield... not so much. In the decades-worth battle for the Two Forts, APL (Association of Ponies Ltd.), leadered by Mr. Macintosh, aims for the property's fertile soil, good enough for the biggest apple farm ever built while BLU (Bright Luna Utopia) wants its vast area to constroy a cannon to the moon like their C.E.O., Ms. Luna, wants. With the Celestia-certified Respawn System and a ragtag of misfits each, both empires will fight to death and beyond for their own objectives, while a mysterious creature that calls herself Announcer watches everything from the shadows.
What will be the future of those two groups? Only Celestia knows.
This is a Team Fortress 2 / My Little Pony crossover fic, with many of other Valve's games threw in it for good measure. As a rule of thumb, paragraphs that starts with red is from the point of view of the APL team, while blue ones are from the BLU point of view.
BLU's pun is Wild Wisp idea, thanks to him.