"...would you like to come inside?" Fluttershy asked timidly, opening the door all the way for her guests.

"I don't give a fuck." Spiderman said, walking past the yellow pegasus. Twilight stood frozen in shock. Nopony ever curses around Fluttershy. Even Gilda held her foul tongue around the timid butter yellow pegasus. However, what shocked Twilight even more was the fact Fluttershy didn't seem bothered in the slightest by his language.

"Fluttershy? Are you alright?" Twilight asked.

"Oh... I'm fine Twilight." Fluttershy answered.

"Are you sure? You don't seem bothered at all by that creatures harsh language." Twilight stated.

"Oh, I don't mind at all. He's just another stupid animal. He doesn't know any better." Fluttershy said, "would you like to come in as well, Twilight? I was just making some tea."

"Sure, why not?" Twilight said with a shrug, before the two ponies started making their way inside the cottage.

Our hero sat on a tiny little couch, doing his best not to vomit due to the overwhelming smell of piss and shit. Seriously, it smelt worse than sewer in there. Spidey smelt rotting corpses that smelt better than this cottage.

Suddenly, this little white bunny comes out of no where and starts kicking his shin.

"Fuck off." Spiderman said to the little asshole bunny. The asshole bunny stopped kicking him, but looked up at him and glared at him, before flipping him the bird.

This, of course, really pissed off our hero. No one, not even cute little asshole bunnies, flipped him the bird. So Spiderman held out his arm and shot web at the little asshole, sending the white bunny flying across the room. While he struggled to free himself from his binds, the yellow pegasus with butterflies on her ass and the purple horse with an erection sticking out of her mane walked into the room.

"Hello..." the pegasus said gingerly.

"Hay." our hero responded. Of course, our hero really just wanted to tell her to fuck off, but he found the little yellow pegasus kind of cute. That, and she had some sweet tats.

"Do you have a name...?" she asked, trotting up to our hero and sitting down beside him on the tiny couch.

"I like where this is going." Spiderman commented. Twilight's mouth dropped, and Fluttershy, in her innocence, merely giggled.

"Is that your name? How strange." Fluttershy commented.

"What? No, my name is Spiderman." our hero answered.

"Oh! I see, because of the webs on... your... I'm sorry, but that clothes or skin?" Fluttershy inquired, poking at our hero's leotard.

"It's my spidey outfit lawl." Spiderman answered.

"What's lawl mean?" the purple erection horse, also known as Twilight, asked.

"Lawl I dunno." Spiderman responded, throwing his hands up in a shrug.

"But that doesn't even make any sense!" Twilight exclaimed. In response, Spiderman started digging for his non-existent pockets.

"What are you looking for?" Fluttershy asked.

"I'm searching for a fuck to give." Spiderman answered. Much to Twilight's shock, Fluttershy started cracking up at this.

"Nope. Damn. That fuck I was going to give you has disappeared, Purple." Spiderman apologized, sending Fluttershy into hysterics. She actually fell off the couch and started rolling around on the shit stained and piss covered floor, laughing her fucking head off.

"Fluttershy... are you okay?" Twilight asked, getting quite concerned for her friends mental health.

Fluttershy continued laughing hysterically for a few moments, but quickly wound down and hid behind her mane, embarrassed by her sudden and unusual outburst. "Oh... I'm sorry Twilight..." she squeaked.

Our hero smiled to himself as he gazed at the small yellow pegasus. Despite her shyness, she obviously has the potential to be quite the non-fuck-giver (Spiderman knew that didn't make any sense, but fuck you, he's Spiderman). All she needed was... a little chaos.

As if on cue, the door opened inwards, despite the fact it opened outwards, and in walked a weird creature. That's really all Spiderman could say to describe said creature, because his body layout didn't make much sense to our hero. It's head was vaguely horse-like, with a deer antler and goat horn. It had the right arm of a lion, the left claw of an eagle, the right leg of a lizard, and the left leg of a goat. It also had a bat's right wing, a pegasus' left wing, a horse's mane and a dragon's tail with a white tail tuft. He also had a body similar to a snake.

"Discord!" Twilight spat out, her horn glowing as she prepared an offensive spell to take down the draconequus. Fluttershy ran for cover, while Spiderman sat on the couch and watched, not giving a fuck.

"Please, Twilight Sparkle, put that thing away. You could shoot someponies eye out with that." Discord said, with a mischievous smile.