Anon is a reporter for a fairly well-known paper, and while he's had some small successes, he's still looking for his big break. The kind of story that will define his career. After months of jumping through hoops, he finally lands an interview with the reclusive Princess of the Night, Luna herself. And there's only one issue he feels compelled to plumb the depths of.

A comedy entry in the Thousand Words Contest II Because I started and now I can't stop.