(A/N This name is in no way, shape, or form related to the Dethklop tumblr. It's named this way because of clop. I'll note when there is clop btw. Enjoy and f*** all who hate.)

"Ugg, where ams I?"

"In the hospital Skwisgaar."

Skwisgaar slowly opened his eyes to see his band mates and the ponies that he met earlier.

"Why..."

"Pinkie here though it'd be a good idea to put cilantro in bagels." Pickles said.

"In my defence, I do all kinds of weird food combos, like cupcakes and hot sauce!"

"Hot sauce on sweets, that's sounds strangely good." Nathan said.

"Oh yeah, it sounds bitchin'." Said Murderface.

"You know, I'm hungry again." Pickles never got to finish his bagel.

"Me too!" Pinkie said with enthusiasm.

"Umm, guys..." Twilight looked serious. "Your friend..."

"He's not our friend. He's our bandmate."

"Yeah, Nathan ams rights. We just makes the moneys together." Skwisgaar pointed out.

The mares at this point, didn't even react. Dempsey insulted Nikolai on a regular basis, and they called each other friends. And Dethklok seems to just be a business group that plays for their somewhat insane fans. If that wasn't enough, these men seemed not even care for the other's feelings. But what did they expect from Dethklok.

"Well Skwisgaar, we'll leave you here for the night and come back in the afternoon."

"Fine Twilights, I ams just hopesing that there ams no s*** foods here."

"These ponies don't eat meat Skwisgaar." Murderface pointed out.

Skwisgaar was silent for a few minutes, before saying, "Oh s***s."

The others just shook their heads and left. Skwisgaar then realized something.

"Hey! Where ams my guitars?"

"Hey Pickles, why are carrying Skwisgaar's guitar?"

"I thought I'd keep it safe for him, Nathan... plus I'd like to use it for powers too."

"Do you even know how to play that?"

"Duh, I was the lead guitarist and frontman of Snakes 'n Barrels, Remember?"

"Oh yeah."

Pickles began to play, and nothing.

"Umm, shouldn't this magic or something?"

Twilight and Rainbow Dash were just staring at what they just heard and watched. They were confused at why Pickles wasn't having magic from Skwisgaar's guitar... until she thought of something.

"You know guys, maybe the magic only works with the instruments you usually use."

The two bandmates looked... well... unimpressed, or bored or... Let's just say that Nathan said, "You know, that might the reason. Really good to know that my voice won't be stolen and used for... s***."

"Nathan, vocal cords can't be stolen."

"Huh... well I still won't give them."

Twilight deadpanned. Is he really that stupid?

"Let's just go home. It's getting dark."

The others nodded, and left for their respective homes. Two ponies were sneaking around the hospital.

"About time it got dark!"

"Quickly, change back."

The ponies then turned themselves into changelings, and then took off to the Everfree Forest, and to the queen.

Pickles, Twilight, Nathan and Rainbow Dash were in a hot-air balloon to Rainbow's home. After a few minutes, they were there. Pickles seemed to be a little nervous.

"You sure I can walk on clouds?"

"Of course Pickles! If not, we'll let you go to the bar." Twilight knew what would happen.

"Okay!" Pickles jumped out the balloon and onto the cloud home...

And landed safely on his feet.

"Huh, comfy."

"Come on, Pickles! My home awaits!"

"Alright Rainbow."

The two headed inside while Nathan and Twilight floated down to the library. Nathan then asked a question.

"So you own this?"

"Yep."

"Cool."

"Mmhmm."

Everything was silent as they watched Toki and Pinkie walk to Sugarcube Corner.

"...and this is my super duper luper room. You like? You like? You like?"

"I do likes it, but it ams a little much pinks."

"But pink is my favorite color! I'm even pink, as in Pinkie Pie."

Toki laughed at that, she was really funny.

"See, laugh and be happy!"

"Oh, I ams being happys. You'res funny, you knows that."

"Yes Cerritos!"

"Oh oh, where ams my beds?"

"Over..." Pinkie pointed to an empty space, "Oh... I know!" Pinkie reached for something from hammerspace and took out a bed. Toki was, to say at the least, surprised.

"How did yous pull outs a huge beds out of nowheres?"

"Sorry bub. You can't see the wall, so I won't tell you."

"But there's a wall over theres, and over theres..."

"Not plain old regular walls silly! I mean the wall of the audience." Pinkie explained while pointing at you.

"Umm, what?" Toki was really confused. Why is Pinksie pointing ats a mirror?

"Because that's where the audience is watching us."

"Oh okay." Toki seemed happy with the answer, before realizing something. "You reads my minds?"

"No, I read the script here." Pinkie said as she pulled out this story. Toki reached out, but Pinkie pulled back.

"Ah ah, only for my eyes."

Toki sighed, "Fines, I'll just gos to bed." Toki went into the bed. It was surprisingly more comfy than his bed at Mordhaus.

"Good night Pinkies."

"Good night Toki."

The two went to sleep. Simple as that.

"Are we there yet?"

"No William." Rarity was getting annoyed by Murderface's constant complaining. Now I know how the Diamond Dogs felt around me.

"Groan!"

"Did you really just say groan?"

"Yes, shut the f*** up."

Rarity just deadpanned. Fluttershy, Rarity and Murderface were almost at Fluttershy's cottage, so the worst was almost over.

"And we're here."

"Finally!"

"Come along now, William."

"Sure, why not."

The three went in, and Fluttershy went over to cook and give Murderface his dinner.

"Here you go Murderface, vegetable curry."

"I don't like vegetables."

"Well you're going to have to eat it."

"I don't wanna."

"You need your energy."

"Well I... mmph." Fluttershy had shoved a spoonful of curry into William's mouth.

"Ahh, what the he... he... hello! This is actually f***ing good!" Murderface began to eat the curry, a bit fast though.

"Oh Murderface, don't eat too fast or..."

"AH S***! HOT!" Murderface chugged down a glass of orange juice on the table. When he finished, he was panting. Rarity went over to her marefriend.

"Or else his mouth will burn?"

"No, or else he'll get a tummyache."

Rarity chuckled at what she heard, and came closer to Fluttershy's ear and whispered, "I'll be in the bedroom. Don't hold up for too long."

Fluttershy mouth narrowed and she slowly turned her head towards Rarity... and gave a seductive smile back. Rarity went upstairs while Fluttershy took Murderface over to the couch.

"This is where you'll be sleeping."

"On the couch."

"It's not the most comfy, but it works."

"You know what, everything has been worse for me, at least I'm not sleeping under a rock." Murderface hopped onto the couch and laid down. Fluttershy then took out some linens for Murderface.

"Here you go."

"Thanks. F***ing bulls***."

Fluttershy began to sing to Murderface.

A lullaby, this f***ing sucks.

I hate this place.

Murderface yawned. I hope that robot can get us back.

This place is s***.

Why me? And then Murderface was out light a light.

Fluttershy looked at her handiwork and smiled. She then flew over to her bedroom to see her lover on the bed.

"Want to join me Fluttershy?"

"Of course."

Fluttershy flew over to Rarity and went into bed with her.

"You know Fluttershy."

"What?"

"I never would have thought we would be here 6 months ago."

"6 months ago, I kissed you. Kinda like this." Fluttershy then suddenly gave Rarity a deep, passionate kiss. And two just melted away in bliss as Rarity kissed back. After about 40 seconds they broke the kiss. They gave one look at each other, and kissed again, their tongues danced with each other, as the two mares began to fondle each other. The two moaned in pleasure, they wanted this to be wonderful. The two broke the kiss. After a few seconds of panting, Rarity then asked the question.

"So, who's pleasuring who first?"

"You can make me feel good Rarity. I know you can."

Rarity nodded, and began to fondle Fluttershy's wings until they sprung out.

"Oh my, you're excited, aren't you Fluttershy?"

All Fluttershy could do was blush.

"Well then," Rarity preened her lover's wings, causing her to gasp. "Let's get to it."

Rarity kissed her lover on the neck, repeating as she slowly moved her head lower to Fluttershy's marehood. Fluttershy could only clamp her eye tight until...

"EEP!" She felt a hot breath near her flower. Rarity gazed at it with amazement, she had seen Fluttershy posterior before, but never had she seen her marehood. It was as pink as the mane of Fluttershy, and it seemed to want. Rarity decided to tease her by kissing around the vulva, rather than go for it.

"MMM, ah, Ohhh! Rarity, please..."

Rarity continued, she smelled the flower and was enamored by the smell.

"Rarity, please... I want it."

"Oh really. Okay, get ready."

Fluttershy braced herself. Oh my first time, I wonder what it... "Ahh Ah Ha!"

Rarity licked Fluttershy, she tasted a bit like saltwater taffy, Rarity's favorite candy.

"MMM, you are delicious Fluttershy." Rarity dug back in, licking a bit harder. Fluttershy could only let the pleasure consume her. It's so good!

Rarity tried licking the pearl that crowned the top of Fluttershy's marehood. She was rewarded with a massive gasp from Fluttershy. Jackpot.

"Yes, right there. Ahhh!"

Rarity continued, but she began to feel her jaw ache, so she decided to move her tongue deeper in the hole.

"AAHH, YES!" Fluttershy was being uncharacteristically loud, the pleasure was extreme, it was... it was...

"AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Rarity's face was suddenly drenched by her lover's orgasm. She moved back to wipe her face. When she was done, she saw a happy Fluttershy.

"You could have warned me, Darling."

"Oh, umm, sorry." Fluttershy said slowly. She was barely comprehending reality as she was in her blissful afterglow.

"It's okay. When you're all better, we'll move on to the next part."

"Mmm..."

After a few minutes, Fluttershy had her energy back, and slowly the two positioned themselves so that they switched places.

"I'm ready Fluttershy."

"Okay. You want me to go straight for it or..."

"You're choice."

Fluttershy looked thoughtful, before moving into Rarity's marehood. It was just as elegant as the mare who had it, such smooth curves, such shapeliness.

"Ahh, yes!" Rarity felt a shock shiver through her system as Fluttershy began to lick her.

Fluttershy noted that her lover tasted, good. She couldn't identify the taste, but it was good.

"MMmmm, yummy."

"Ah, Fluttershy. Deeper."

Fluttershy obliged as she put her tongue deeper in her lover's marehood. Rarity could only gasp and groan in pleasure. It was bliss.

"YES! LIKE THAT! OH OH!"

Fluttershy licked harder and harder. Rarity was panting until...

"Fluttershy, I LOVE YOU!!!

Fluttershy was met with Rarity's orgasm. Unlike Rarity, she did not bother to wipe her face. She just looked at her lover, began to crawl to her.

"How was it Rarity?"

"It was... Amazing. I loved it, and I love you Fluttershy."

The two were about to kiss, until they realized where their mouths were.

"Oh, heh heh, I almost forgot that we..."

"It's okay Rarity. Let's just..." Fluttershy yawned, "go to sleep."

Rarity yawned as well, "Sure. Goodnight my love."

"Goodnight Rarity."

The two drifted into sleep. This day was hectic, but in the end, it was still a great day.

Murderface was awake on the couch with a shocked look on his face. He had heard every little noise that the two fillyfoolers made. All he could say was three words.

"Holy f***ing s***."

Murderface wasn't sleeping tonight, not when he had the thought of tiny lesbian horses doing it.

Why me?