Rainbow Dash, the sunglasses-wearing, rainbow-maned cyan pegasus, was relaxing under a tree, admiring the scenery. It was pretty nice. Suddenly, though, she heard something weird-sounding in the air. She lifted her glasses, shrugged it off and proceeded to relax.

  "Rainbow...", said a funny-sounding voice.

  "Who's there?!", said Rainbow Dash, in an attacking position.

  "I'm not the bad guy. I want to help you."

  Rainbow Dash loosened up and sat back down.

  "Who are you?", asked her.

  "Oh right, I forgot."

  Rainbow Dash saw a huge aura of blue and gray colors in front of her. As the aura died down, Rainbow saw a shaggy-maned, glass-wearing, yellow-coated unicorn with a pencil for a cutie mark. There was still a white glow behind him, though, making him look like some kind of god.

  "I forgot to turn visible.", said the nerdy unicorn.

  "What else can you do?", asked Rainbow Dash.

  "Well, I can turn this whole story into a nonsensical mess if I want to, and I can draw cartoons. That's pretty much it."

  "... the hell you're talking about?"

  "You wouldn't understand. Anyway, my name is AspergerGoodness. But you can call me AG. Or Vincent. Whatever you find best."

  "Nice to meet you, AG."

  "Ahem. I'm here to help you with Applejack."

  Before he could say anything else, Rainbow Dash punched him to the ground.

  "How the heck do you know that?!", said Rainbow Dash.

  "I just do, okay? I know everything."

  "I suppose you're right..."

  "Well... I don't suppose you have any ideas to go to her and talk to her about that, do you?"

  "... no."

  "This is why I'm here."

  Rainbow Dash remained silent for a while, considering the opportunity.

  "What do you have in mind?", asked her.

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  "Trust me.", said Vincent. "If this doesn't work, I don't know what will."

  "I suppose I can trust a yellow, four-eyed unicorn with a birdnest for a mane.", joked Rainbow Dash.

  "What, isn't this trustworthy enough?"

  "... you have a point."

  "Anyway, I've got a nice little scenario here. See if you like it."

  "A scenario? What am I, a puppet?"

  "... ha, ha."

  "Hilarious, I know."

  "Enough. Here's the plan: you go over to Applejack's place, and invite her to go watch the sunset with you. And if that's not romantic enough..."

  Vincent took out a honey jar from out of nowhere.

  "Honey?", said Rainbow Dash.

  "Before the sunset, tell her to take a few apples with her. Have you ever tried apples with honey? Tastes wonderful."

  "Okay? Didn't quite catch that last part, but your plan is pretty good."

  "Trust me - if you follow my plan, she'll be begging for your heart! HA HA HA HA HA-- *cough*"

  "You're weird."

  "Thanks. Now, follow me."

  Then, she woke up. I told you I could turn this into a nonsensical mess. Next Chapter: Dreaming Up an Idea with Pinkie Pie (AG's version) Estimated time remaining: 4 Minutes