Anon, Javelin, Fancy, and Echo all swayed back and forth, the taste of alcohol on their tongues and the feeling of drunkenness clouding their minds. Alongside them, Chrysalis swayed similarly, a noticeable blush on her face as she repeatedly leaned on Anon for support. Just as Anon finished another story from his home world, the group broke into boisterous laughter.

The ponies seated around them spared the group a glance, curious as to what was quite so funny, but they all disregarded them with a shrug, for nothing looked out of the ordinary. The only creature that seemed to even be alert to the presence of a changeling queen anymore was Dusk, as he sipped only his third lava flow.

"You know, I'm honestly surprised. I'd have expected you to take a lot longer to get this drunk off of his love." Dusk acknowledged, nodding to Anon as he addressed Chrysalis.

"Mmhh? Oh, well... as I said, it's been... been a long time since I've had this much love... in one night." Chrysalis replied, slurring her words quite noticeably.

"Chryssi's drunk on my... on my love, hehe." Anon giggled, playfully elbowing Javelin in the ribs.

"C-careful Anon... you've already got two wives... do you really think you can handle a third?" Javelin snickered while Chrysalis only nuzzled her cheek against Anon's chest.

"Three's not... that bad, though... is it?" Echo chimed in, tilting his head so far to the side that he nearly fell over.

Fancy shook his head, an effort that made his entire body sway further side to side than it already was, "The last herd I was in had four... no wait... give me a moment, I know this... six! Six mares... so yes, three isn't too bad." He declared with finality, obvious pride in his voice at his ability to finish his sentence.

Javelin chuckled, "Weren't you only in that herd... for the money?" He asked, a lopsided grin on his face.

Fancy shook his head, "No, they were." He replied, before bursting out into laughter once more.

The group quickly joined in his mirth, gleeful laughter bellowing from their booth as they all doubled over. Chrysalis simply leaned her entire weight against Anon, while the arm he'd had around her wither for nearly half an hour only held her tighter.

The waiter returned with yet another round of lava flows for the entire group, all his fear and hesitancy long gone as by his reckoning, the changeling queen was simply gone. While the arrival of the snow white unicorn with a ring on her horn was certainly shocking, there were a number of explanations for how she could have gotten there. All he knew was, he was well on his way to the best tip of his life, if the merriment of the group was any indication, and he wasn't about to ruin that by interrogating the possibly-changeling.

With another rounds of drinks to fill their bellies, and a haze of intoxication already consuming them all, Javelin looked over Anon's chest to see Chrysalis, "Hey, Chrysalis, I got a question for you, since you two have been goin' shot for shit... er... shot... yeah, that."

Chrysalis raised an eyebrow, "If you want... if you want to ask a question, then you know the rules." She replied, a predatory smile forming on her muzzle.

Javelin nodded, "I do." He answered, before slamming back his drink in just three seconds flat.

Anon's eyes widened, "Damn bro... you didn't need to chug all of it." He laughed.

"Come on! I wanna see what it feels like!" Javelin exclaimed, gesturing for Chrysalis to come closer.

Chrysalis glanced up to Anon quickly, finding him simply shrugging in response. He leaned back against the booth, allowing her to partially climb over his lap and get close enough to Javelin. Once she was within a foot, she leaned her muzzle down to his chest and syphoned his love for just a few seconds. Once she was satisfied, she leaned back and laid against Anon once more, her blush intensifying slightly.

"Woah... dude, you're right, that feels so buckin' weird." Javelin announced, looking to Anon as he rubbed his chest.

"Right?" Anon replied, a half smirk on his face.

"What does it feel like?" Fancy questioned, a look of both horror and intrigue on his face.

"It doesn't hurt at all, but... but you definitely feel like something is getting sucked out of you-" Javelin began to explain.

"Mmmhhh I'll suck something out of you, alright..." Chrysalis purred, nuzzling her cheek against Anon's chest and squeezing him tighter with her foreleg.

While Anon found a hot blush instantly exploding all over his face from the raunchy comment, the rest of the group simply laughed.

"Buck, so that's what she meant when she said getting love-drunk is... is different than... than drunk drunk... what was I saying again?" Javelin questioned, pursing his lips as he leaned on Anon's other shoulder for support.

"You were explaining what it felt like for her to suck your love out." Dusk explained.

Javelin nodded, "Oh! Yeah... yeah... well, It's hard to explain... especially after nine of these." Javelin replied, squinting as he looked at his empty glasses.

"Mmmhhmmm... so, what is your question? Mind you, I have... I have one of my own." Chrysalis announced, rubbing her cheek against Anon's chest as she looked at Javelin.

Dusk raised an eyebrow at just how close the changeling queen was getting to his prince, but opted to say nothing as Javelin asked his question.

"What's the... kinkiest thing you've done? For any reason... and as any species." Javelin asked, a smug look on his face as Chryalis's blush somehow turned even more red. The snow white fur on her cheeks simply could not conceal the tomato red color adorning her features, even despite her best efforts to hide it.

"Aren't we just asking all the right questions tonight... W-well... if I had to pick the kinkiest... I'd say that was when I impersonated a stallion in the royal guard... he had a gig on the side that involved... ropes. Lots of ropes." Chrysalis began, her tone dropping to an almost sensual purr.

All the stallions of the group subconsciously leaned forward, their ears perked forward in intense interest.

"More than a few mares came through but one... one particularly special mare came in... or should I say two special mares came in... twins... they wanted to be bound together, gagged, and bucked until they both passed out... well, as the strapping young stallion I was pretending to be, I bucked them both for half an hour until they did just that." Chrysalis replied a proud smile on her face.

"A whole half hour!?" Echo exclaimed.

"My word!" Fancy gasped.

"That's pretty kinky, not gonna lie." Javelin chuckled.

"Only half an hour?" Anon tilted his head to the side, prompting all eyes to dart up to him in disbelief.

"What do you mean only?" Chrysalis indignantly replied, looking up to him from her position against his chest.

"I concur." Fancy pressed.

"Half an hour is an eternity!" Echo added.

As Anon held his hands up in the most placating manner he could, Javelin simply chuckled at his misfortune.

"W-well, I dunno... uh, I mean, sure it's a long time but I figured you would've gone longer." Anon apologetically shrugged.

"Wha? How long do you buck for?" Chrysalis questioned, curiously.

Anon rubbed the back of his neck as he felt all eyes baring into him, "Uh, I think I shouldn't answer that."

"I'll give the question I owe Chrysalis to Anon." Javelin offered.

Anon instantly turned on the stallion, glaring at him with a look that could melt steel. However, before he could utter a single word of protest, the entire booth erupted in a chorus of agreement.

"Yeah! I wanna know now!" Echo demanded.

"You can't say something like that and then not extrapolate on it, old chap!" Fancy cried.

"You can't say half an hour isn't long and then not say what is. Tell us." Dusk added, crossing his hooves.

Feeling trapped by his own mouth, Anon let out a resigned sigh as Chrysalis prodded him in the chest.

"Alright then, there you go. How long do you usually buck for?" Chrysalis demanded.

Anon was silent for a few moments, before speaking up, "Alright, alright. I'm not gonna say anything about Celly and Lulu since they're my wives, but I will tell you this... I've gone for two hours once." He explained, sending a ripple of gasps and shock through the booth.

"TWO HOURS STRAIGHT!?" The entire table exclaimed, making Anon wince.

"No! Not two hours straight. It lasted two hours but there were about seven or eight rounds in th-" Anon began to explain.

"SEVEN OR EIGHT ROUNDS!?!?!" The entire table, as well as several other patrons who'd overheard the conversation, shouted in disbelief.

"No bucking way!" Dusk's jaw dropped.

"You're lying! You have to be!" Echo added.

"Even I didn't expect that. What... the buck? You're a monster." Javelin shook his head in disbelief.

"Our... poor, poor princesses..." Fancy stared at the table, his eyes wide in shock.

Chrysalis subtly licked her lips, "I knew you were something else but wow... that's... even to me, that's astounding." She said, rubbing her hoof up and down Anon's chest, "I'd like to experience that sometime..." She whispered, her voice just barely above a lusty moan.

"Sorry, what was that last part?" Anon asked, looking down at the disguised changeling.

"On, nothing, nothing..." Chrysalis cooed, squeezing Anon once more.

Anon felt a blush creeping up his face once more as Chrysalis nuzzled and squeezed him close. He looked up to the rest of the group, finding that almost all of them were too far gone into their drinks to even realize or appreciate what was happening right in front of them. All of them, except Dusk.

"Um, do you want me to peel her off of you?" Dusk asked, noticing Anon's expression.

"Noooooooooooooo," Chrysalis whined, "He smells so good."

Anon hesitantly shook his head, "N-no, it's alright. We were gonna head out in a second anyway, right guys?" He asked.

"Hay yeah!" Echo cheered, barely managing to keep from falling over in the booth.

"Time to show us those moves, old chap." Fancy grinned.

"Less go!" Javelin whooped.

"Alright, come on, Chryssi. Time to show off my dance moves." Anon said, gently prying Chrysalis's forelegs from his chest and back.

Chrysalis let out a very un-queenlike whine at being denied her proximity to Anon, but complied after a moment. With that obstacle hurdled, Anon, Javelin, Dusk, Echo, and Fancy all stepped out of the booth and made their way over to the stairs leading down to the open field just outside. The journey was long and arduous, as the entire group struggled to maintain their balance, save for Dusk. However, soon enough, they pressed through the intangible wall of magic and into the coliseum, and their ears were instantly assaulted by blaring trance music and cheers of excitement from the partying ponies around them.

"Now it's a party!" Echo grinned, unfurling his wings and taking off into the already congested sky.

"Don't fly drunk! You're gonna kill yourself!" Dusk called, before letting out a sigh and flying after the younger thestral.

"Should we go after them?" Fancy inquired, looking back to Anon, Javelin, and Chrysalis.

"Nah, they should be fine... Less buckin' dance!" Javelin drunkenly exclaimed, thrusting a hoof into the air.

Anon let out a chuckle as he followed the stallion into the crowds of ponies, Fancy and Chrysalis coming up right behind them. The booming rhythms blared through the air, sending powerful shockwaves of sound through the coliseum while the ponies around them danced their hearts out. The increasing cadence of the current song made all of their hearts beat faster, and each of them felt their blood pumping in different ways.

Javelin wasted no time getting into his own rhythm, his head bopping and weaving to the beat while he moved his hooves forward, back, and side to side. His eyes closed and a pleasant smile wormed its way onto his face as he cut loose and danced to the music.

Beside him, Fancy quickly followed suite, nodding his head with the beat and swaying his hips side to side. Dozens of mares flocked around him, all well aware of who the stallion was and just how much he was worth. Anon quickly lost sight of him amidst the crowd of ponies.

With Javelin in his own little world, and Fancy all but buried in mares and even a few stallions, Anon found himself alone with Chrysalis again, even if they were technically surrounded by ponies. Anon opened his mouth to shout to the disguised changeling, but as soon as he looked down to see her, he found that she was already dancing, her hips swaying, her head bopping with the beat, and a brilliant beaming smile on her face as she danced.

"You dance pretty well!" He called, shaking his head in amusement.

"You'll find... that I'm full or surprises, stud." Chrysalis tittered, bobbing her head to the beat.

Anon couldn't help the warm smile that adorned his features even if he tried, and without a word, he joined in with the dancing. He swung his arms, nodded his head, and even threw in a moonwalk for good measure. Several ponies noticed him and gasped at his moves, pointing and calling to their friends as they witnessed their prince dancing among them, without a care in the world.

Soon there was a noticeable crowd surrounding the human prince and the disguised changeling queen. Ponies from all walks of life cheered and chanted for the human prince, along with the snow-white mare that danced alongside him. Both were blissfully ignorant of the growing attention focused on them, and simply lost themselves in the music. Sweeping melodies and rich harmonics filled the air, and in their deeply inebriated state, it was all they could focus on.

Eventually, as the time passed and the crowd grew and grew, Javelin managed to dance his way through the ponies and get close enough to Anon once more, "Hey dude! Looks like you're drawing a crowd again!" He shouted, breaking Anon from his stupor.

Anon quickly glanced around, finding that there were over a hundred ponies now surrounding him, cheering for him and almost drowning out the music. He paused in his dancing, only taking a moment to survey the crowd before Chrysalis bumped into his thigh.

"Mhmm, oh hello, handsome... wanna dance?" Chrysalis drunkenly questioned, blinking up at Anon with the most seductive look she could.

Anon leaned down, "What!?" He called.

Before Chrysalis could answer, the music changed once more, this time to a more techo-folk beat. Anon instantly recognized the song and immediately stood up to his full height, his gaze snapping to Javelin.

"Jav!" He cried.

"It's Rasponeton!" Javelin exclaimed,

As the music picked up in pitch, Anon joined into the harmony, clapping his hands with the beat and bending his knees. He waved his arms back and forth, dipping and raising them before kicking his legs out, dropping down and popping back up just as the beat picked up. He shimmied side to side and flayed his arms with the music.

As the song reached it's chorus, he jumped and dipped and moved his arms, making the ponies around him cheer and sing along with the chorus. Hooves clapped and stomped around him while he did the wave across his arms, spun on his feet, and dropped into a crouched position before popping out into a starburst.

As the song progressed to the next verse, Anon was nearly stunned still, as he watched Chrysalis rear back on her hind legs and mimic his dance moves. She swayed her hips, threw up her forelegs, and even went as far as moonwalking. The movements, previously seemingly impossible for an equine body, were nearly effortless, as she crossed her hooves over her chest and fixed Anon with a admittedly drunken grin.

Javelin's jaw dropped, "Holy buck."

Anon was so shocked, that it took the next chorus for him to snap out of his stupor, and resounded by dropping into gandam style, before quickly transitioning to another moonwalk. He jumped and spun, landing on his feet facing the disguised changeling and dipping each shoulder, one at a time as he lowered himself down and down to a crouching position, before exploding into a backflip. The ponies around him immediately exploded into chaos, shouts and exclamations of disbelief filled the air, forcing the DJ to simply turn the music up.

"HOLY BUUUUUCK!" Javelin exclaimed, clasping his hooves to his cheeks in shock.

Chrysalis wasted no time and followed Anon's lead into the next verse, whipping her head side to side before thrusting herself to the side, spinning and landing on all four of her hooves. She took a step back with both left hooves, and then a step back while swaying side to side. She flicked her mane back and forth, before jumping forward while maintaining one foreleg contact with the floor. She spun on her hoof a full three hundred and sixty degrees before landing with her head pointed at Anon. She bolted forward, using his planted thigh as a springboard into a backflip of her own. However, she landed doing the splits, once more whipping her mane from her face and shooting Anon a wink.

The crowd went absolutely wild and Javelin simply stared, agape at the display. Anon took a moment to process why his thigh was suddenly sore, but the next verse quickly approached, forcing him to dig deep, lest he lose the impromptu dance off. As before, Anon clapped his hands with the rhythm, stomping one foot on the floor over and over before the chorus hit and he quickly dropped to the ground and breakdanced. His legs swung in a circle as he planted his hands over and over, spinning in place. He quickly switched to a handstand, before thrusting himself into the air and into a roll that ended with him doing yet another handstand. With his forward momentum carrying him, he swiftly planted his hands on either side of his head and twisted, spinning like a top while the music blared.

The ponies around him simply erupted into a cacophony of cheers and screams. The sheer volume made the walls shake as Anon continued to spin until the song finally reached its conclusion. He paused his spinning, rolled forward until he got to his feet, and thrust his arms into the sky, receiving an entire coliseum's worth of praise. At some point during the dance, Fancy managed to find his way over to Javelin, and both stallions were both completely agape and at a loss for words. All they could do was stomp their hooves in approval and disbelief at the display they'd just witnessed.

Chrysalis, to her credit, was still standing, and even joined in the applause. Anon dizzily made his way over to her pulling her into a hug as the crowd cheered for them.

"Well that was certainly a sight!" The DJ blared from their booth, receiving thunderous applause and agreement.

Ponies flooded the area they'd previously cleared for the human and disguised changeling, all singing their praises and thrusting drinks to the duo.

"That was amazing!"

"Holy buck, we've got the most talented prince in Equestria!!!"

"How do you even manage to contort your body like that!?"

The questioned flowed in as quickly as the alcohol, and with some minor fenagling, Anon barely managed to get both himself and Chrysalis away from the metaphorical center stage they'd managed to take, without drawing too many stragglers after them. They managed to make it inside just in time for Anon to rush to a trash can and throw up. Chrysalis cringed as the human heaved over and over, and supportively patted his back.

"Ugh... so dizzy..." Anon groaned before hurling again.

As Chrysalis gave him a sympathetic smile, Javelin and Fancy quickly rushed to his side.

"Dude! That was bucking amazing! Where the buck did you learn to do all that!?" Javelin cried, a giant grin on his muzzle.

"I concur! Anon, old chap, that was so far above marvelous that I don't think I can properly describe it. Chrysalis too! Where did you learn to dance like that!?" Fancy added, looking at the pair as Anon threw up yet again.

"I learned that dance in Stalliongrad. I've always loved to dance. Rasponeton happens to be one of my favorite songs." Chrysalis proudly explained, holding a hoof over her chest.

"I... ugh... have been practicing... for just this night!" Anon groaned from the trash bin.

"You learned all that just for tonight?" Javelin questioned, a look of disbelief and amusement on his face.

"You bet your... fuzzy little ass... I did... oh fuck... not again." Anon muttered before dry heaving once more.

"When did you even find time for that?" Javelin asked.

"Luna likes to dance... in my dreams... once we got the prince stuff figured out... we spend a lot of time dancing together." Anon explained, finally managing to regain control of his stomach.

Dusk and Echo fluttered over to the group, the latter noticeably struggling to keep from nose-diving into the floor.

"Anon! Dude! That was bucking awesome!" Echo exclaimed, before losing his balance and falling over onto his side.

"You were both amazing. I think Canterlot will remember this for a long time." Dusk smirked.

Anon chuckled, "Well, now that I've got the worse of the spins out of my system, I think I'm ready for a nice, calm, relaxing-" He started, before the DJ put on another track that made both him and Javelin pause. An electric guitar riff played, followed by drums and a stereophonic-sounding voice that was unmistakable.

"Is... is that..." Anon started.

"Mrs. Brightside!" Javelin nearly shouted.

The group trudged their way through the front gate of Canterlot Castle, having dropped Fancy off at his mansion on the way back. Javelin also parted with the group to go to Raven's house just a few minutes prior to their arrival at the castle gate. Dusk carried a snoozing Echo who was simply dead to the world. Beside him, Anon and Chrysalis - still disguised as a snow white unicorn - laughed, the last dredges of merriment clinging to their systems as they stumbled their way home.

The front guards let them in easily enough, and after exchanging a few goodbyes, Dusk carried Echo off to their barracks rooms while Anon led Chrysalis over to her room.

"Mhh, that was the most fun I think I've ever had." Chrysalis declared, nuzzling Anon's thigh.

"I'm glad you had fun... it was a great time." Anon smiled the fatigue from the long night making him sleepy. He tried to suppress a yawn, but failed, prompting a retaliatory yawn from the changeling.

"I guess that's a sign that we'd better get to bed." Anon announced, leading the way to the changeling Queen's bedroom.

"Lead the way, stud." Chrysalis sensually nickered.

Before Anon could respond, the duo nearly walked straight into Luna as she frantically rounded a corner.

"Gah!" Anon jumped back, nearly falling over Chrysalis in the process.

"Nonny! There you are! I-I need to speak with Chrysalis. Immediately." Luna hurriedly replied.

"Hun, calm down! What's wrong? You shouldn't be running around like this with the baby." Anon placatingly responded, trying to sooth his frantic wife.

Seeing the downright horrified look in her eyes, Anon quickly leaned in and pulled her into a hug, which she gratefully accepted. After taking a moment to calm her breathing, Luna looked up to Anon with a much more serious look on her face.

"I... thank you, honey." Luna gratefully replied.

"Don't mention it. Now, what's got you scrambling around like this?" Anon asked.

"I... I fear I've done something terrible and I need Chrysalis to help me fix it." Luna answered.

It was at that moment, that Luna noticed the snow white unicorn still nuzzling Anon's thigh as if she hadn't heard or seen the night princess at all.

"Um... who..." Luna trailed off as she saw the mana ring, "Chrysalis?"

"In the flesh." Chrysalis practically moaned as her muzzle neared Anon's groin and she very conspicuously sniffed, "Oh, so musky."

Luna's jaw dropped and she tilted her head to the side in profound disbelief.

Anon blanched, "Uh... I can explain."

You know I had to have a dance scene in this story XD

Before anyone askes, no I will not apologize for having Anon do Gandam Style... nor any of the song puns.

With that said, I hope you guys liked this one! This was a blast to write and I hope it's as fun to read is it was to make :D