"Oh my, this dress is, um, quite lovely, Rarity, but-ouch-um, d-don't you think it's a little too... revealing?" Fluttershy blushed and squirmed as Rarity worked her magic to pull the hem line a bit further up under the shy pegasus' tail.

"Relax, Fluttershy, I just needed somepony to model this, I won't make you wear it in public... unless you want to, of course~!" Rarity giggled as Fluttershy's blush grew hotter. "Besides, I don't want anypony seeing my delicate and beautiful flower in such a risque outfit! That wouldn't be nice of me~!" Fluttershy's wings twitched a bit and tried to unfurl, but she managed to keep them quivering down near her sides.

"U-um, w-well, whenever you're done--"

"But I did need somepony's thoughts on the dress, so I asked some of the girls to come over so we show it off~!" Rarity yanked on a silk rope hanging overhead, and the backdrop went flying open, to show that Pinkie, Twilight, Rainbow, and a few other girls from town were looking at her with cameras and wolf-whistles.

"U-um, wh-what?!" As Fluttershy's wings promptly extended to full length, her irises shrank to pinpricks. As her voice caught in her throat, she gasped. As her face overheated, she began to glow. Then, suddenly--

The door flew open as an orange-colored pony came shooting through it, ending up in a pile of moans and flailing limbs.

Fluttershy stood frozen, rooted to the spot as everypony ignored her. "Applejack~!" Rarity whined as she approached the lump of orange pony now straddling a rainbow-maned pegasus. "You've utterly ruined my fashion show! What can you possibly--"

Rainbow Dash pushed Applejack away, face flushed and breathing hitching. "Wha-hah, hah... what the hay was that, AJ? You know I'm not into mares!"

Applejack groaned and grumbled. "Yer wings don't match what yer mouth's sayin', Dash, but that's besides the point. Just look at me!"

Everypony gasped and oohed and ahhed as they looked at the orange-feathered wings and the long, pointed horn atop her head and poking out from beneath her stetson.

Twilight got up in Applejack's face, her eyes large and starry with amazement. "Wow, Applejack... That's incredible! I didn't even know you could become an Alicorn, though I guess it might have something to do with the Elements, but that means that we all are probably going to become Alicorns at some point! Oh, this is so exciting, how was it?!"

Applejack chuckled nervously. "Uh, well, ya see..."

Still standing on the stage, wings at full mast for everypony to plainly see, stood Fluttershy. She was relieved that nopony had seen her wingboner, but at the same time... She couldn't help but feel the littlest, teeniest, tiniest bit jealous now that nopony was looking at her. "Oh, well," she mumbled. "I should get undressed so nopony thinks I'm being n-naughty..."

Fifteen minutes later, Fluttershy was at home under an ice-cold shower, washing away the embarrassment of the afternoon, when she suddenly remembered something. "Ahh! Applejack grew wings!"

Apple Bloom grows wings and a horn but Diamond Tiara still makes fun of her stupid sexy blank flank

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"Wow, what a loser! As if something like that would ever impress us, right, Silver Spoon?"

Silver looked at her life-long friend and gave a nervous laugh, her face flushed as she stared at the farm filly's lengthy horn and long, luscious wings. "U-uhh, y-yeah, totally... Heh heh... I mean, she's still such a blank flank and all..."

"Ha! Yeah, as if you'd be able to top us you dirty little blank-flank!" Diamond Tiara turned away, laughing as Silver Spoon followed behind her.

Apple Bloom looked at her two friends, who each shrugged their wings. "Well, Ah'm totally confused by those two. Ah guess all three o' us shoulda come out earlier 'bout this."

"Well, it looked like Silver was interested in you, Apple Bloom," Sweetie replied as she ruffled her wings once more. She's just so afraid of losing her friend that she doesn't know what to do."

"I already told you two, I'm not a lesbian! Just because I have rainbows and posters of Rainbow Dash and Spitfire in my room doesn't mean I'm not into boys!"

Apple Bloom rolled her eyes as she turned towards Sweet Apple Acres. "Whatever ya say, Scoots, but your reaction whenever Sweetie nuzzles ya kiiiinnnda says otherwise."

"Sh-shut up! I can't help in when she's being too darn cute!"

"Well, Ah'm gonna leave y'all to yer own devices fer now; I gotta let Applejack and Big MacIntosh know that Ah ken help 'round the farm now. Ah'm much stronger than Ah used to be!"

Sweetie propped herself up on Scootaloo's back and called after her farm filly friend, "Are you going to meet us at the clubhouse tomorrow, though?"

The bow-wearing Alicorn turned to her two bestest friends in the world and smiled. "O'course! We're still the Cutie Mark Crusaders, aren't we?!"

"YEAH!"

The three raised a forehoof each towards the sky and shouted: "CUTIE MARK CRUSADER ALICORN STUNT-DOUBLES, YAAAY!!!"