"It's amazing how one act of kindness can get you dragged into a proverbial roller-coaster of insanity, ain't it? All because of that Changeling that came through here, I've been stuck listening to the ramblings of these patrons for a while. At least they have to sleep. But I don't think this contest'll end anytime soon. No, I figure it'll be going on for a little while longer."
~Journal of Barman, Proprietor of Shady Trough