As the court of Canterlot was filled with Celebration as Cadence and Armor had just been married since
the attack on Canterlot their love had been stronger for each other.

But as the quiet and peaceful ball dance music was quickly interrupted by the unexpected bellowing
sounds of DJ music James was near the area looking around to see the most favorable characters.

He recognized Rainbow dash the same one who ran into him on that one chase scene that he remembered
about before they had to fight and then on get captured.

He was thinking back on his past finding everything useful and character traits to know and use
in case he found himself in a corner with one of their 'potential enemies'

He looked at the sky wondering which star was earth only to forget that he is in the other side of the
galaxy so he referred to his home Earth II but actually magical in cases but he knows the real
name was Equis.

Hell he can go on with scientific properties of warfare to everyone in that galleria if he wanted to.
Hell he might as well say he is a alien from another world that's studying every single once of this
worlds life armed with a death tool of a weapon that nearly got him landed in the prison.

Correction 'dungeon' so what if it did landed him in prison he could just hide the computer when
they confiscate his weapon I mean he literally still has it on his back for crying out loud and ponies
haven't even noticed.

But as the author/narrator was fricking exclaiming inside his mind.

Mind Author; HEY!

Mind Narrator; HEY!

Me; Shut up.. Anyways were was I? Oh yea.

James looked at the party going around as he played with his pistol only to see Corporal Blue cheese and
Private Mild dew step out of the party as James sees the Corporal with a aura surrounding field with a cup
no.. Two cups!

Blue cheese approached James as the battle hardened General was sitting on the bench looking drunk
but that's probably because he drinked the entire pack of beer but I doubt ponies know what a drunk
looks like right? Hehe Right??

Anyways as the Generals Mind was boggling itself to the death with Author and Narra sword fighting each other..

Blue Cheese and Mil dew with full armor sat with James as the two gave James the cup.

"Heh What's this for?" Asked James

"Well considering that you freed the entire guard staff stationed in this city I thought we gave you a drink
and maybe drink in your honor." Said Blue Cheese

"In my honor?" Asked James

"Well yea! You saved a family, and even rescued the brigade its the least we can give and especially
your leadership skills." Said Mil in a enthusiastic tone.

"Heh. Well then cheers."

The three clamp the cups together as they drinked with James barely gulping down the last drip
he gave the cup to Mil dew as the Guard Lieutenant came to the two.

"There you are I've been looking everywhere for you both what are you doing with a civl-"

"Oh.. Its you..." Exclaimed the Lt as he doesn't have the words to describe James except being a
weirdo since he shown off the weapon of his.

"Happen to know how to mind control to while your at it?"

"Nah they just came to me that's all though I feel tired."

"Well you definently can't sleep there I insist you get a inn room" Insisted the Lieutenant

"Uhuh.. So what's your name hm?" Asked James as his drunkenness' had started to kick in.

"My name is Winter snow as you may tell by my cutie mark so what's yours?" Asked Winter.

"My name is James fucking Butter and I am feeling dam drunk." Said James.

Before Winter could say anything James passed out from his drunkenness which aggravated
the Lieutenant and since he can't just leave a drunk pony on the street, due to the celestial oath,
he orders the Corporal and Private.

"Take him to the castle and uh.. Try not to push whatever makes that weapon on his back goes off."

"Yes sir!" Said Mil and Cheese.

The two levitated James off the ground as they took him upstairs.
Due to the fact however that his weapon is dangerous they had to clear out a way and just
in case they even ordered the ponies behind them to duck behind something as they went by.

However apparently the holding rooms are currently being used by other criminals and so the two
in unison decided to go a bit extreme of where to put him.

But anyways while they are dragging James lets go into his mind and see the update with the Author and
Narrator shall I?

OH BOYS I'M BAAA-

WHAT THE HELL!!

The two had turned the entire back side of the brain into a hell of a war zone as one side has a red
flag with the other being blue.

NARRATION IS BETTER!! Shouted Narrator

NO!! AUTHORATION IS BETTER!! Shouted Back Author.

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!

SHUT UP! Said the two in unison as I ducked into the neutral zone.

TO THE DEATH!!

TO THE DEATH!!

Shouted both of them as I reported this as if I'm a news agent seeing them charge at each other they
are now WAIT! THEY ARE LITERALLY AT THEIR THROATS AND MY BRAIN CELLS HAVE SPAWNED GUNS
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!

As the two go at each other they realize one thing.

WE CAN'T DIE!! Shouted in unison as the braincells are shooting each other.

MAYBE BUT YOUR DESTROYING JAMESES BRAINCELLS YOU ASSHOLES!!

THEN WE MUST KILL THE BRAINCELLS THEN! Shouted Narrator

YEA! Shouted Author.

NO!!! Shouted me as I am about to start a nuclear war.

Soon the two started to kill the braincells as I decided.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!! I pressed the button.

TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING!! Said CoD guy.

The Nuke launches from the center of James bread as it took the the skies and then impacts at the back
brain lobe.

Everyone is unconscious except for Narrator and Author and I
Maybe.. Its your turn to Narrate.. Said I.

Good... Idea.. Said Narrator. Your next Auth continued Narrator.

Ok- ow. Exclaimed Author.

3 hours went by and he wakes up in somewhere comfortable and yet it seems to be colorful meaning'
that yesterday was not a dream he peeked his head up to look around and...

He is in some type of spare room. Ok so nothing is happening. Or atleast that's what he thought before
turning to see a pink pony nosing on his nose.

(Author, Me, Narrator)
....
....
....

Immediately pinkie shook the living life out of James as she yelled.

"WAKE UP WAKE UP SLEEPY COLT!"

"AHHH!" Panicked James as he is being flown around before he was grabbed
by Twilights mage before being floated right in front of Twilight. Upside down.

"Eh sorry about that, Pinkie is usually like this when meeting someone new or in this case
thrown into a pile of pillows."

"Heh, nothing to Apologies considering that I have nothing against anyone."
Said James.

"That's good to know well I guess I should introduce you to everypony else."
Twilight Said Politely as she walked to the first pony she was gonna introduce however..

"So this is-"

"Fluttershy, Rarity, Rainbow dash, Applejack, and the one, that shook me to pieces, Pinkie Pie, all
in order."

O_O
O_O
O_O
O_O
O_O

Everyone in the room except for James and Pinkie were dumbfounded especially with knowledge
that he knows their names quite very well.. And Pinkie wanted to join in thinking it was a surprise staring
contest.

"OOOH ARE WE PLAYING STARING CONTEST! MY TURN!"

"Well that was trippy.." Intrigued Rainbow dash

"Yea.." Said Applejack.

"I think he's a very nice fellow, are you sir?" Asked Fluttershy.

"Well unless you get to know me better I guess I should introduce myself since I already know your
names (Despite being the one who knows personality traits) the name is James Butter." Introduced James.

"Very intriguing.. Mr. Butter." Spoke Twilight as she begun her curiosity.

James knows that if the Twilight curiosity continued it may back fire his orders of secrecy
from his new commissioners in this weird yet subtle mission that may have just
made him stuck. But anyways he needs to defuse the curiosity and he knows where to start.

"Please call me James I prefer to be called by my first name." Said James.

"Ah classic despite myself just being called by my one and only name it's nice for a colt
to be called by their first name." Complemented Rarity.

Spike came into the room with a baggage and train tickets along with the urge of why everypony
was gathered in the middle of the room before he climbed on Twilights mane.

"So is this some party? I got the tickets." Said Spike.

"Oh sorry, Spike meet Mr. James and he was just thrown on our pillow tower by guards and-"

"Ello." Waved James.

"Nice to meet you. I never seen a colt so big before!" Said Spike as he shook hands with James.

"Yea so uh I noticed something's missing from my ba-" James was interrupted when the guards
came into the room with the equipment, that James owned, was handed to him.

"Uhh thanks Cheese?"

"No problem also the commander had scolded us for putting you here so if you don't mind?"

"No no I see where this is going I'll see myself out." Guessed James

"It was nice meeting you Mr. James." Said Twilight.

"Yea especially when you surprised us with your précised guess on our names." Commented Applejack.

"I hope you stay safe." Said Fluttershy.

"Alright I better get moving now I'll see yall in another place."

As James exited the girls and spike waved at the former general as he made his way down the hallway
while it seemed to be a bit messy probably because of that attack that he stumbled upon.

"He sounds fun!" Pinkie complemented.

"He is.. A strange one but also decent in some way. Unlike certain other ponies we met
wouldn't you say Twilight?" Rarity expressed.

"Not to mention that feller even has the same accent of ma family." Applejack Cheered.

"I have to admit, despite the battle here that happened yesterday it'd seem somepony has been calm
about it as if it were regular." Twilight said. "But there's something about him that I just can't put my
hoof on it?"

The girls were looking a little. Well what do you call when you have a friend that seemed to be in love with
someone else who they don't know? I don't know I ain't a girl.

He can over hear some type of conversation between Celestia and Luna when he looked at the thrown room
he can see the two Alicorn princess talking about some type of empire that's referred to be called..
The Crystal empire? Huh they be off a season if it didn't confused him only to remember that he is at
the end of what's to be the second season of MLP so it wouldn't be no surprise that the princesses were
preparing for this exact moment.

The trio now left the castle he sees a booth that says "Help wanted: Officers in need Requirements: Smart.
Strategic, local pony.

It was perfect he asked Blue Cheese about it as they stopped.

"What's that booth?"

"That's some officer recruitment booth.. Recently open because we recently have no officers because.. Because.."

"Because the officers turned out to be changelings aswell.." Said the Lieutenant

As the two saluted along with James since he was trained back at WestPoint to salute at high officials
James didn't James on that one since the attack I guess it explained the lack of defense in Canterlot
as the guards organization seemed to be trash.

"Maybe I can give it try? After all I think I got it all down with the booth requirements."

The three laughed hysterically as James knew what they were laughing about since they just
met each other.
.
"OH PLEASE! You can't possibly be a officer and if you did you be lucky to be the lowest of 1st
Lieutenant." Said Winter in a sarcastic way.

"It's true" Said Blue Cheese

"yea.." Agreed Mil dew

James see's that the guards are a bit unnerving but of course they just don't know who they are dealing
with. Clearly they haven't been in the war hardened earth that devastated human lives and in the
end he himself ended that war only to be teleported here and now he's being Teased?

No way hose was his word and he was about to knock their ever loving hoof shoes off.

He turned to the booth. As he recognize the stallion to be none other than General Blueblood.

"Hello I see you can read the sign above I guess that means you are smart..
So what do you need?" Asked Blueblood.

Even though Blueblood is stouty, he has to respect him considering to lord knows what could
happen when he is in the battle field.

Nonetheless it was now or never since he was general in earth he might as well be some other rank
and climb up in this world.

"Where do I sign?"

The Narrator comes back after narrating as the Braincells controlling James body
had been doing their work so they were left alone.

Narrator came to the Author and Me as we were playing cards when suddenly I-

HEY CUT IT OUT STOP NARRATING EVERYTHING I DO WILL YOU!

Ugh.. Fine.. But what about the fourth wall people then?

Fourth wall?

Uhh yea look.

AH SHIT THEY FIGURED IT OUT RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!!

AHHHH!!!!!!!

The Camera man scattered all over the place as they fall back into their homes as I and Author continued
playing our cards.

Want to join in? Asked me.

Yea sure. Said Narrator.

So there's probably a hidden Camera in this room should we introduce our names since
we are not real and none existent beings?

Ehh Might as well I guess I should introduce our selves.

My name is First person man Aldreich.

My Narrator name is Arthir.

My Author name is Jirech.

And we are James Orbs and we make up his mind.

Yep and none of us are definently secretly evil and terminated that transmission in blogs
hehe..

Yea... Anyways we will be directing James into his path and no one can't do nothing about it.

If we make James evil then we'll make him evil.

If we make James good then he'll be good.

Yea.. That stuff ok were done shoot it before it reveals more info.

*Enter gunshots shooting at camera here and whatnot*

And so the story starts off we also will have 3 important none existent orbs that will break fourth wall and keep dropping obscure hints to something useless.

Anyways next story will be James suffering.

From Training.