All the princesses are drunk. Twilight just wanted to read. Now she's at a wedding alter with Chrysalis. What.

DISCLAIMER: Sex tag is used but there isn't really much. It's just blunt because I'm too lazy for that.

ALSO: This will be bad as it was 1AM when I was doing this and I was bored so, ya know. I have no idea what was going on in my mind when I was writing but monster helped me lmao.