[Read at your own risk. This was my first fanfiction, and to be honest, it's pretty terrible. I'm only going to leave it up to show how much I've improved.] A young, world weary entrepreneur died in a traffic accident. His body is mysteriously teleported into Equestria, and he is revived as a result. Will he be able to put his hatred of his old world behind him and move on, or will he change Equestria forever?