<p>Cheesy pick-up lines? Really? They're so dumb!<br/>Who comes up with this stuff?<br/>There's no way that actually works.</p><p>...Does it?</p><div class="bbcode-center" style="text-align:center"><p><i>Cover art by </i><a href="https://www.deviantart.com/orchidpony" rel="nofollow"><i>OrchidPony</i></a><i>.</i><br/><i>Written for the </i><a href="/group/216361/a-thousand-words" rel="nofollow"><i>A Thousand Words contest</i></a><i>.</i></p></div>