Now something completely different, featuring characters from something other than FIM. Guess this is the first thing ever having watersports of Texas.

CW: M/F, incest, a late-teen calf eyeing her DILF's member, no sex

In a land far, far away, in another universe to be exact, was a place called The Prairies, the abode of the cattlekind, the race of nature-loving bovines. One of those bovines was a brown and cream-colored young calf with emerald eyes, Arizona, who was also to be chosen as the champion of her homeland, in a quest for finding keys to lock extradimensional predators away from their world.

Tonight, however, there wasn't time for that, as the cattlekind was having a party of their own in the Praises. The music played loudly, Sarsaparilla flowed and everybovine was having a good time. And so was Arizona, even though she would rather do something meaningful instead of just dancing and drinking.

"Where ya goin', sweetheart?" Arizona's mother, lady cow Minnesota asked when she saw her walking away.

"Gotta pee, Ma!" Arizona replied, "Ah won't take long!"

"'k! Be careful, hon!" Minnesota warned, "It's pretty dark in there!"

"Yeah, Ah know!" Arizona shrugged her mother off and rolled her eyes. She was frustrated that everyone still treated her like a calf. She was in her late teens already!

Arizona walked behind a couple of boulders not far away from their camp and squatted down to relieve herself, not bothering to check if anyone was around. She lifted her tail and sighed as the urine poured out of her folds, splattering hard across the soil.

"Gosh, Ah really had ta pee!" Arizona was surprised as the puddle under her hooves was growing bigger and bigger, "Ah hope mah hooves keep dry after this!"

Suddenly she heard something in front of her and she turned her head towards the noise. She saw a huge bison-like ox in front of her, wobbling drunkely towards her with his eyes rolling around like ping pong balls.

"P-Pa!" Arizona quickly crossed her shins to cover herself, "What are you doin' here! Can't ya see Ahm takin' a wizz?!"

"Oh! Sorry, Ari! Ah didn' notice!" the creature in front of her replied. It was Texas, the leader of the Cattlekind, and Arizona's father. He was very dear to her, albeit a little too over-protective of her most of the time - and always cracking some stupid dad jokes she was embarrassed to hear!

"Ah gotta drain mah snake too!" Texas added and walked next to Arizona, making her jolt. "Don't worry, Ah ain't looking!"

"Hey, ya can't come here, Pa! Go somewhere else!" Arizona said angrily, "Are ya drunk or somethin'?"

"Nah, just *Hic*! Sugar rush!" Texas replied and raised on his hind legs, "Ah just drunk two... Umm... Ten... Ehm... Twenty sarsaparillas... Ah think..."

"Wh-wha? TWENTY?" Arizona was shocked, wondering how her father's stomach could hold so many drinks. Or his bladder, to be exact. He was a big bull however, so it wasn't that big of a surprise.

But what was a big surprise was the thing that appeared in Arizona's line of sight when she tried to shoo her father away: he had whipped out his enormous cattlekind penis, which was thicker and girthier then her own leg. Such a sight made her get lost in her words, and she could only stare at it in awe.

And before Arizona could stop him, Texas slammed his hooves against the rock with a thud, making the ground shake by the impact. It made Arizona lose her balance and fall on her rump, right on the puddle of urine she had made a moment before.

"Eww, gross, Pa!" She screamed in disgust, "Go pee somewhere else!"

"Sorry, can't hold it anymore!" Texas replied and grabbed hold of his penis, "Goin' already!"

And right after saying that his cock twiched in his hoof, spraying a golden surge of urine that came out of his urethra like from a fire hose. His piss splattered loudly against the rock as if he was peeing into an urinal, and he let out a long satisfied sigh as he went.

That made Arizona's eyes go wide. She had seen other bulls's penises from time to time, including her father's junk. She even had lassoed it by accident one time when her father was teaching her tricks with the rope - something she wished to forget!

But she had never had a liking to actually watch bulls relieve themselves, as mere thought of it was disgusting. Nevertheless, there was something very erotic in the fact that her father was so comfortable with urinating so close to her, and seeing him doing it made her feel things. Maybe she did have a liking for it after all!

"Heavens! That sarsaparilla really went right through me!" Texas exclaimed while subconsciously waving his penis, as if he had forgotten his daughter was right there. Maybe he thought she was looking away in embarrassment, he didn't seem to care.

"Ah guess so..." Arizona replied quietly and swallowed, feeling her nethers pulsating at the display of masculinity right next to her. She couldn't take her eyes away from her father's junk. She wondered how her mother was even able to take it. It wasn't even hard and it already looked like he could tear any cow apart with it!

Texas went over a minute and half before his tank was completely drained, to Arizona's disappointment. She kept watching as the giant penis in front of her started running dry and wave up and down as Texas shook it after finishing.

"Whew, that's the stuff!" He sighed in relief, flinging the last drops off into the foaming puddle of piss he had created. He then kicked off the wall, turning his head towards his blushing daughter and smirked.

"See ya around, Kiddo!" Texas cracked cheerily, "Make sure ya get back in time ta see mah new dance moves!"

He then turned around and wobbled away, his balls swinging in the process.
"Love ya!"

Arizona didn't answer. She sat on the ground, batting her eyelids for a moment to process everything. She had never experienced her father's penis that close. And the worst thing of all: she wasn't complaining!

"Ah, darnit!" She grunted as her hoof reached down to her leaking crotch, "The shit Ah put up with!"

It took Arizona a while to get back to the party that night...

-The End-