<h3>shortdesc</h3><p>Lyra feels weird, gets meta about it, and wastes* Bon Bon and the reader's time⠀⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀* what constitutes as &quot;wasting time&quot; is a subjective judgment</p><h3>info</h3><p>written for the <a href="/group/214527/quills-and-sofas-speedwriting" rel="nofollow">Quills and Sofas</a> Constant Chaos Contest, maresterminded by the peerless <a href="/user/327839/mushroompone" rel="nofollow">mushroompone</a></p><p>my contribution to <a href="/user/126727/RockstarRaccoon" rel="nofollow">RockstarRaccoon</a>'s <a href="/blog/981511/operation-crackfic-storm-2022" rel="nofollow">Operation: Crackfic Storm - 2022</a></p>