He has come for Celestia... and he'll find that Love and Tolerance is not such a pushover after all.

One killer so good at his job, he's not even infamous, because there were no witnesses.

One princess, who does her job in a way that he doesn't expect.

And one guard, who intervenes in a way nopony else could have forseen.

He is the god-killer, and he might just meet his match.

Further side-stories:

/story/5397/My-Little-Derpy%3A-Personalities-are-sealed

[lampshade fire sale]

Spot the references, I've worked a few in there due to boredom.

Written in five hours, during work, on a smartphone! Hooray for jota text editor!

Not sure about the comedy tag. I think it's funny, but then, I laugh at misfortune and suffering, so that's hardly a decent barometer of comedic quality.