Thank you, all, for taking the time to read this. I hope that you find your time spent here enjoyable.

This is the first time I've tried writing something of this magnitude. Therefore, I appreciate your comments, helpful hints, and hateful rants (though the middle finger is generally considered passé). If you like this, give a thumbs and tell your friends. If you hate this, give a thumbs and tell me why. But, after all is done...

...Have fun, and thank you for your time.

Special Thanks to the Good Masters:
Demetrius, Seattle_Lite, NickNack, q97randomguy, Vimbert, LunarShadow, and Cold_in_Gardez
for helping make this story the way it is.

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NOTES:
Alicorn: (n) The horn of a unicorn
Alacorn: (n) A winged unicorn [Derived from Latin; "Ala" (wing) and "Corn" (horn)]

UPDATES:
Added accent to "badly accented city-dog tongue" No re-read required.