Thanks to a non-transforming portal, the Canterlot High Girls can spend a week's vacation in Equestria. When Dash sees a griffon with an inhumanly large cock and decides to fuck him, things go wrong. Very sexily wrong.

Contains: feral griffon-on-Equestria Girl action, FFFFFFFFM group sex, public beach sex, nude beach, painful giant barbed catbirb penis, stuckage, SCIENCE, and general degeneracy.

Sorry for the bikini art for a nude beach fic, but the mods would banhammer me if I commissioned the cover I wanted.

Some truly hot moments in there amid the casual tomfoolery and borderline body horror

—Implausible Deniability

The person who suggested the title knows who they are. Thanks!

Thanks to Samey90, Graymane Shadow, and Raleigh for prereads.