If you wish to explore Equestria - you'll need this guidebook. It details all the creatures you'll most likely meet on your adventures, and the rarest ones too! This is Fascinating Creatures and How Not to Get Killed by Them.
Written by: Some newt that waves a stick around and mumbles weird words
Cowritten by: Fluttershy
Inspiration taken from that one book where a newt who waves a stick around to shoot lights into the air went around some world where there are witches and gathered all the information for a book detailing some monsters and creatures so you don't get killed by them.
This is meant as a joke - so if you want the shitpost part of it skip all the legit ones about the dragons and whatnot.