The day I got a dog changed my life.
Why, you ask? Well, for starters, the dog I picked out was not a dog at all, but in fact a mythical creature called an alicorn. Think a horse with wings and a horn.
And the second... actually there isn't a second reason. I was hoping the first reason would be enough.
Anyway, yeah. My name is--Celestia, what do you have? Have you been in the--you have been in the bin. Ah ah! No! Stop! Bad dog, put that down!
*The sounds of scuffling ensue*
"Bark!"
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Inspired by this animation.
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Believe it or not, somewhat based off a true story.