Ponyville / (Human Form) Delta, Mane 6 / Thursday, 9:00 PM

It had been a while since Pinkie, Nick, and I put on that concert, but now that Delta's back up and running our full band is back! Surprisingly, we all met in Boot Camp, we four had become friends ever since, when I was chosen to pick out three people for my squad, I had chosen them to be in it, and now, since we are all here together, we can actually perform a better song. I had liked early 21st century music, I like them a lot, so we decided to go with them instead of all the techno junk they put on the radio these days. Jhon was really good with the guitar, Nick was on the electric piano, Kaptn was keeping the beat with his drums, and I was on vocals again. So there we were again, in Vinyl's Nightclub, we had the perfect song to do, just for her. This was the song we chose.

You know I'm not one to break promises,
I don't want to hurt you but I need to breathe.
At the end of it all, you're still my best friend,
But there's something inside that I need to release.
Which way is right, which way is wrong,
How do I say that I need to move on?
You know we're heading separate ways.

And it feels like I am just too close to love you,
There's nothing I can really say.
I can't lie no more, I can't hide no more,
Got to be true to myself.
And it feels like I am just too close to love you,
So I'll be on my way.

You've given me more than I can return,
Yet there's oh so much that you deserve.
There's nothing to say, nothing to do.
I've nothing to give,
I must leave without you.
You know we're heading separate ways.

And it feels like I am just too close to love you,
There's nothing I can really say.
I can't lie no more, I can't hide no more,
Got to be true to myself.
And it feels like I am just too close to love you,
So I'll be on my way.

So I'll be on my way.

And it feels like I am just too close to love you,
There's nothing that I can really say.
I can't lie no more, I can't hide no more,
Got to be true to myself.
And it feels like I am just too close to love you,
So I'll be on my way.

So I'll be on my way.
So I'll be on my way.

By the look on Vinyl's face she loved the song, I knew she had a soft spot for dubstep, but I didn't know that song was able to make her cry. Everypony in the Nightclub was cheering the return of Delta, in all it's glory. I chose this song to sing next just for shits and giggles, and it's a good thing this song can start up a party anywhere. I don't know why I chose Alex Clare, but I really liked it, even though it was meant for couples breaking up. We started up the new song, with Nick starting his special effects music solo.

PARTY ROCK
YEA
Whoa!
LET'S GO!
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time

Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your mind

We just wanna see ya!

Shake that!

In the club party rock, lookin' for your girl,
She on my jock (huh) non stop when we in the spot
Booty move weight like she owns the block
Where I drank I gots to know
Tight jeans, tattoos cause I'm rock and roll
Half black half white, domino
Gain the money Oprah Doe!

Yo!
I'm running through these hoes like Drano
I got that devilish flow rock and roll no halo
We party rock yea! that's the crew that I'm repping
On a rise to the top no Led in our Zeppelin
Hey!

Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time

Let's go
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your mind

We just wanna see you!

Shake that! (There was a pause, then Kaptn said,)

Every day I'm shuffling
Shuffling shuffling

Step up fast and be the first girl to make me throw this cash
We get money don't be mad now stop hatin's bad

One more shot for us
(Another round)
Please fill up my cup
(Don't mess around)
We just wanna see
(You shake it now)
Now you home with me
(You're naked now)

(We got Pinkie Pie to sing this bit)
Get up get down put your hands up to the sound [x3]
Put your hands up to the sound [x2]
Get up [x9]
Put your hands up to the sound, to the sound
Put your hands up! [x4]

Party rock is in the house tonight (Put your hands up!)
Everybody just have a good time (Put your hands up!)
And we gonna make you lose your mind (Put your hands up!)
Everybody just have a good good good time

Oh! Oh! (Put your hands up)
Oh! Oh! Time to fill it now!
Oh! Oh! (Put your hands up)
Oh! Oh! (Put your hands up)

Shake that!
Every day I'm shuf-f-f-ling

Put your Put your
Put your Put your (Yeah Yeah)
Put your Put your (Whoa!)
Put your Put your
Put your hands up
Your hands up
Put your hands up every day I'm shuffling

I could not believe how much these ponies like our music, well, it isn't exactly ours, but it was made by our people. I had one more song I had up my sleeve, Nick started the piano, and I started singing in a foreign language, while also doing the dances that goes along with it.

Oppan gangnamseutail
Gangnamseutail

Najeneun ttasaroun inganjeogin yeoja
Keopi hanjanui yeoyureul aneun pumgyeok inneun yeoja
Bami omyeon simjangi tteugeowojineun yeoja
Geureon banjeon inneun yeoja

Naneun sanai
Najeneun neomankeum ttasaroun geureon sanai
Keopi sikgido jeone wonsyat ttaerineun sanai
Bami omyeon simjangi teojyeobeorineun sanai
Geureon sanai

Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo hey geurae baro neo hey

Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo hey geurae baro neo hey

Jigeumbuteo gal dekkaji gabolkka

Oppan gangnamseutail

Gangnamseutail

Oppan gangnamseutail

Gangnamseutail

Oppan gangnamseutail

Eh- Sexy Lady
Oppan gangnamseutail

Eh- Sexy Lady
Ooo

Jeongsukhae boijiman nol ttaen noneun yeoja
Ittaeda sipeumyeon mukkeotdeon meori puneun yeoja
Garyeotjiman wenmanhan nochulboda yahan yeoja
Geureon gamgakjeogin yeoja

Naneun sanai
Jeomjanha boijiman nol ttaen noneun sanai
Ttaega doemyeon wanjeon michyeobeorineun sanai
Geunyukboda sasangi ultungbultunghan sanai
Geureon sanai

Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo hey geurae baro neo hey

Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo hey geurae baro neo hey

Jigeumbuteo gal dekkaji gabolkka

Oppan gangnamseutail

Gangnamseutail

Oppan gangnamseutail

Gangnamseutail

Oppan gangnamseutail

Eh- Sexy Lady
Oppan gangnamseutail

Eh- Sexy Lady
Ooo

Ttwineun nom geu wie naneun nom
Baby baby
Naneun mwol jom aneun nom

Ttwineun nom geu wie naneun nom
Baby baby
Naneun mwol jom aneun nom

You know what I'm saying

Oppan gangnamseutail

Eh- Sexy Lady
Oppan gangnamseutail

Eh- Sexy Lady
Oppan gangnamseutail

The ponies in the club were confused for a bit, but then started cheering after we had finished, hey tried to do that dance I did with my legs, but most were unsuccessful. Jhon was so happy that I had sang Gangnam Style, because he was Korean, and he loved that song as a child. The girls came to congratulate us on our concert, hell, even Vinyl paid us for doing it! I didn't want to take it from her, but she made me. Anyways, The girls all embraced us in a group hug, even though I do not like giving, or being on the receiving end of one. So as we headed home, we were being chased by a crazy group of mares, they chased after every-single one of us, they wouldn't leave us alone, until we made it to our mansion we couldn't catch a break, all of us gasping for air, loking the door behind us. I plopped on my fluffy bed and went to sleep, hoping that nopony would try to break into our house tonight.

The Next Morning...

Drew and the crew decided that they would go into town as ponies, so they would not be recognized by anypony until the fanmares and fanstallions died down, but as they went into town, there WERE NO STALLIONS. None, even Big Mac, just up and left, so, I had decided to make dinner for the crew tonight, I had decided to make a potato stew. That's why I needed to go into town, just to make stuff for dinner.

I had also came up with a name for myself when I'm changed into Alicorn form, I had decided to go with something that has to do with my electric mane, so I chose Twilight Lightning, but since Twi and I's names are the same, I had told everypony that knows my real name to just call me Lightning, to avoid confusion. I have yet to learn any magic spells, but as for flying, I learned it like how I learned to ride a bike. The only weird things about today is that when I went to go see Pinkie, that Mr. Cake was up in his room, apparently hiding. In which I had no idea why, and Pinkie was like sexually harassing me, like rubbing up against my ass, licking a lollipop in a seductive manner, and then asked me if I wanted to see her room. I just left Sugarcube Corner to see a bunch of mares surrounding my team in the square.

"HOLD IT!" I had yelled in the royal canterlot voice I had heard Luna use a few times, I had gotten their attention, so I jumped into the cowering group and unknowingly teleported them back to our house, yes, I learned how to teleport out of nowhere. As we all turned back into human form, we started boarding up the windows, hearing a large group of mares heading to our house. It turned out to be the Mane 6, but they were just as lovesick as the other mares outside waiting behind them.

"Come out, come out guys! We've got a fine piece of flank just waiting to be bucked!" I heard somepony, but I couldn't recognize the voice. I had decided to lure the mares away from our house to prevent any damages to it, so I turned back into an Alicorn, teleporting outside as all the mares were trying to turn me on, I just chuckled.

"It's gonna take a lot more to turn me on girls, but I have to go somewhere." I said as I was running to the hills, since my memory is a lot stronger now, I remembered in a book that I read, in every first week of Fall in Equestria. All the mares start producing a hormone otherwise known as estrus, for 3-6 days, all they can think about is finding a special somepony, and then fuck them literally to death. Since I was a male Alicorn, this situation wouldn't end up well for me if I got caught. So I took off into a secret secluded area on top of the clouds, finally catching a rest, until a cyan colored mare tackled me to the ground. Of course, it was Rainbow, she tried to rape me! I mean seriously?! Is estrus season really that strong for mares?! Now, this is just getting out of hand, so I teleported Rainbow and I, putting her in the basement of our house, which was actually pretty comfy after we added all the stuff to it down there, "You need a time out young lady!" I chuckled as I pressed it further.

"Now you think of your actions down there young lady!" I said in a mocking tone pretending to be like my mom, Rainbow was trying to say something but I was already gone, there should be some food down there to last her a week, I changed back into human form, headed into the kitchen, and started to cook my dad's old recipe for potato stew, my parents had taught me how to be a vegetarian since I was like little, little. I had never once eaten meat in my life. Luckily, the mares were away from the house, but I knew they would be back before this week would be over, because this was going to be a hell of a week. Jhon had decided to stay in his pegasus form during dinner, he liked being a pegasus more than I thought he would, being able to change from a pony and back, it's not like that everyone gets the chance to have that ability on a normal basis. To survive during estrus week, I, as team leader would go out scavenging supplies risking my life to survive the onslaught of sexually driven mares roaming through town, or at least until they get back to their senses once the week is over.

Day 2 of Estrus Week...

Once I had woken up in the morning, I went into the basement to feed Rainbow, because she can't eat human rations, I had managed to find some apples in our pantry. She tried to make her move on me, I thought it was funny, chuckled for a good bit, and then teleported up, before she tried to rape me. I had forgot about the rations though, they weren't considered a delicacy, but at least it would last for a few days, and it would help me stay inside our mansion house for a bit longer. I wasn't even going to consider sleeping with a pony, or ponies for that matter, because I had dedicated myself not to fall in love ever again.

Having best friends is okay, but I can't do something like ask somepony to be my marefriend or propose to anypony, not ever since my wife and family had died during a terrorist attack when they were visiting Las Vegas, I didn't like to gamble over there because I was too good at it, the last time I went to Vegas, I got kicked out of every casino, so I had decided to sit out on that family trip.

Turns out I'm the only surviving member of my family, and I tend to keep it that way. My family's always been out aging all our other friends, hell, when I was born, my great grandpa was still alive, he turned out to be 120 years old. He didn't look like he was that old, he actually looked like he was still in his late 70's believe it or not. I guess we have Alicorn blood in our family, but I have no idea how, nor do I want to.

So today, we just spent the day playing Virtual Team Deathmatch indoors, we managed to take our Virtual World Integration Glasses, and our Virtual Reality Vests, with us when we teleported here. They were solar charged so we didn't need batteries, when we activated them, we were visualized into any type of small map based on our house, while in real life, we just jumped around, kicking over tables, lighting each other up, until we got tired of it. Once we finished, the house was a mess, but since Nick had been taking magic lessons with Twilight and Rarity, he managed to clean it all up in a pinch. which reminded me, I need to take some lessons from them once this was all over, in speaking of which, we still had four days until the mares went back to normal.

Today we just ate the rations, for lunch and dinner, Rainbow just took up all of our apples we had in stock, in which that meant I had to go out tomorrow, I wasn't looking forward to that at all. Just imagining what the mares would do if they caught me, I was a fast runner, but when I'm in biped mode, I couldn't stand a chance, and when I'm in Alicorn mode, it would still attract attention.

So I just slept on it, thinking of a way to get in and out quickly without attracting attention to myself, until I remembered something...

Day 3 of Estrus week...

I had finally figured out what I could do, I just remembered that our armor had an invisibility cloak mode this whole time, I just figured that I would wear that into town. Once I was in town and I was invisible, I went to work, of course the mares were up and about, but they hadn't noticed me yet. I had started to make my way to Sugarcube Corner, I had talked with Mrs. Cake, I swear she was the only one that was sane in this whole ordeal, well, because she was married after all. I had asked her to go into town and purchase some supplies while I waited in the kitchen hiding from anypony who was out in the square.

"Thanks Mrs. Cake, I owe ya one." I said to her, this was the first time I spoke since this whole thing started. I had payed her for doing this on top of the leftover change from her grocery hunt for me.

"Oh no problem dearie, I hope your friends aren't giving you trouble. The whole estrus thing is a natural process for us mares, so don't blame them for acting strangely." Mrs. Cake said giving concern for my squad and I. I had chuckled, Mrs. Cake giving me a confused look.

"I understand Mrs. Cake, I understand what they're going through, not from experience though. It isn't their fault that they're sexually hungry, it's just the way of life." I had responded, Mrs. Cake just thanked me for the money and went back to work. I had decided to take the backdoor, so I wouldn't catch any attention walking out front, but I forgot one crucial detail, I forgot to turn my invisibility cloak back on! Since Sugarcube Corner was in the middle of town, it didn't help the fact that I was exposed. All the mares in town have caught sight of me, they stared at me, I stared back. I mumbled to myself, "Ahh, you've gotta be fuckin' shitting me!" I bolted away, dodging the attempts the mares made trying to tackle and pin me to the ground.' Here we go again! ' I thought to myself dipping and dodging all around town, making turns left and right, turning into an Alicorn, turning back into a human, doing anything I can to get away from the rampaging crowd of mares. Next thing you know I am pinned down by Pinkie, again, but this time she was all sexually crazy. I had managed to get her off of me, running into an alley and turning my cloak on, hoping that it would work.
(End Music)

"Whew, I thought that would never end." I said to myself letting out a sigh of relief. I sneaked the rest of the way back to my house. Everybody just looked at what a mess I was, messed up hair, patches of my clothes were missing, lipstick covering my face. At least I had managed to keep the groceries I was carrying, I laid them on the table, picking out a crate of apples to go and feed Rainbow, but something was off about her, she was actually back to normal. Looks like estrus week was wearing off, but some of the mares were still bat-shit crazy by the looks of how today went, I guess it depends on the type of mare.

"So that's how I ended up in your basement...Oh well, it was really comfy down there. I wish I could live down there everyday." Rainbow said in her normal, non sex crazy voice.

"Well, at least my favorite little Rainbow is back to normal!" I said as I grabbed her in a headlock giving her a noogie. She escaped my headlock, my grip wasn't that strong in the first place, but there was a serious blush across her face, and everyone just let out a chuckle.

"I know you haven't been inside our house before, but. Welcome to our Humble Abode Miss Dash, allow me to give you the Grand Tour!" Jhon had said pushing her around the house showing her the places of our house.

"...and that's pretty much the lay of the land! Thank you for taking Jhon's Tour Guide to, Delta Force's Mansion! Please, visit again soon!" Jhon had said in a sarcastic voice, getting Rainbow to giggle. So the rest of the week, we just watched all the stallions coming back to Ponyville, and the mares coming back to their senses, treating the moment like a movie, but during the evening, Rainbow had gotten cold, so I brought her inside on my back, and lay her on the couch next to the fireplace in the living room, giving her my favorite blanket, and she swiftly fell asleep.

' Looks like somebody's falling for another woman. Or more precisely a mare. My brain had said in a mocking tone, making me blush.
' No, I am not falling for her, I'm just there to give her support when she needs it! She was freezing outside anyway. ' I protested, my brain was just letting out a giggle.
' Hey look whatever man, I know love when I see it, I AM your brain after all. ' My brain was right, I WAS falling for her, but I needed to stay focused on the commitment I made since that certain incident 12 years ago, so I wouldn't want to go after it. I just hope I get over it in the next few days.
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A/N: The copyright goes to LMFAO, PSY, and Alex Clare's respective companies, none of this music belongs to me.