Author's Note:

I am running out of names for my chapters. When I write a new chapter, give me suggestions for the chapter names! Note that the chapter names have to be relevant to the chapter's main idea.

Other note, I am not going to be adding clop in this story, don't get any dirty ideas. I will be adding sexual jokes every now and then though, so be warned.
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Ponyville / The Crew / Friday, 12:00 PM

Today I was treating The Crew, Rainbow, and Twilight to lunch at our favorite cafe. They always made me pay for whenever we went out to eat, probably because I had the most money out of all of them. Rainbow and I were going to have our wedding tomorrow believe it or not. It was going to be in Canterlot, even though I didn't want it to have so much attention.

"So, what do have planned for our honeymoon~?" She mocked, I mocked and put my hand on my chin, stroking my imaginary beard.

"I was thinking Manehattan, but then the Griffons attacked. Then I thought about Las Pegasus, but I don't want to see pictures of nude ponies, I see that enough already. So, to sum it all up I'm not sure where to go." I replied back, to see everypony at the table just stare at me.

"What? I was being honest!" I said, throwing my hands into the air. I already had a tuxedo made for me from the previous week, I do plan ahead by a few weeks or so because missions come up very unexpectedly. While The Crew and I are away on missions, Twilight had gotten it all covered, but what I worry about is the security. Oh wait, I didn't have to worry about that, I'm in the Delta Force, duh!

"Don't worry Drew, I got everything planned out, Nick and your friends are going to throw you a bachelor party, while the girls and I throw Rainbow a bachelorette party! This is going to be the best wedding ever! The second best comparing to Shining Armor's wedding." She trailed off, I just chuckled and left the table, leaving the money on the table as I left. I then went out into the nearby Everfree Forest to do some target practice, I then pulled out my M1911 and drew a target on a nearby tree. I fitted my M1911 with a suppressor so it would quiet the noise a little bit and reduce muzzle flash.

When I was out of ammo on my M1911, I pulled out Goldie and continued with her. I was almost out of ammo for Goldie, but most of my hits were either a bullseye or close to it. I was about to head back home, with one clip left, until a pack of Timberwolves came out of nowhere. One tried to charge at me and bite my forearm, but I quickly dodged it, only to get taken to the ground by another one of the pack. I wasn't wearing any of my body armor, I was wearing my civilianized clothes this time.

"Agh! Get off me!" I threw it off of me, pulling out Goldie and pointed at one of the Timberwolves, shooting it in the leg. I then made my way over to it and curb stomped it until it was nothing but a pile of sticks. I then limped my way back out of the Everfree as I treated myself with first aid. I then bandaged my arm and saw that it got soaked in blood. I then casually walked into my home as if I didn't notice my bloodied arm.

"Uhmm, Drew? Why are you bleeding?" Rainbow came up to me and asked.

"Oh this? It's nothing, just a little accident in the Everfree Forest." I replied, walking into my room.
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Canterlot Castle / The Crew, The Mane 6, Both Princesses, The Equestrian Delta Force / Saturday, 1:00 PM

"You may kiss the bride." Princess Celestia announced, Drew then kissed Rainbow and everypony cheered. If both the bride and groom's parents were here right now, they would be very confused, yet very proud of their marriage. During the reception, which was held during the evening, Drew decided that he wanted to sing a song. It was his and Rainbow's wedding after all, so why not? Drew then started to play the piano, followed by the rest of his Crew playing the other instruments.
(Music)
Have I told you lately that I love you
Have I told you there's no one else above you
Fill my heart with gladness
take away all my sadness
ease my troubles that's what you do

For the morning sun in all it's glory
greets the day with hope and comfort too
You fill my life with laughter
and somehow you make it better
ease my troubles that's what you do
There's a love that's divine
and it's yours and it's mine like the sun
And at the end of the day
we should give thanks and pray
to the one, to the one

Have I told you lately that I love you
Have I told you there's no one else above you
Fill my heart with gladness
take away all my sadness
ease my troubles that's what you do

There's a love that's divine
and it's yours and it's mine like the sun
And at the end of the day
we should give thanks and pray
to the one, to the one

And have I told you lately that I love you
Have I told you there's no one else above you
You fill my heart with gladness
take away my sadness
ease my troubles that's what you do
Take away all my sadness
fill my life with gladness
ease my troubles that's what you do
Take away all my sadness
fill my life with gladness
ease my troubles that's what you do

The girls nor the princesses were going to expect the next song at all. They were expecting another slow song for this occasion, but The Crew had something else on their minds. This song somewhat relates to the wedding, hopefully these ponies would like it. Kaptn then started to rap, singing the very same lyrics, not giving a fuck about the names they put in the song itself.

(Music)

Yeah, it’s Travie. Aha
Taio. Haha.
Let’s go.
Now I’ve never been one to dance,
but we’ve got something going on in my pants
it’s like i’m stuck in a trance and I’d better take advantage
who knows when I’ll get another chance
I feel like Breakin’ 2
Electric Boogaloo
You play Kelly, I’ll be O-zone
Travie Laz and Taio Cruz

Now I know how to get down on the floor
Experience the moves you can’t ignore
but something bout this beat just got me hooked
come over here and take a closer look

cause i cant get enough, i cant get enough
i cant stay on the ground (woah)
i cant get enough, i cant get enough
this is taking me now

(Let’s go!)
its taking me higher, higher
higher off the ground
(repeat)

I do this just for kicks, just for the thrill
i got this high without taking a pill
this move has got me way over the sun
i’m dancing like i am the only one

cause i cant get enough, i cant get enough
i cant stay on the ground (woah)
i cant get enough, i cant get enough
this is taking me now

(Let’s go!)
its taking me higher, higher
higher off the ground
(repeat)

I got my feet in the air, and my head on the ground
And the rest of body’s somewhere in the clouds
I’m coming down no time soon
Like I’m tied to a couple hundred helium balloons
Looks like im’ma be up for a minute
Uh huh, such a beautiful feeling, isn’t it?
Yup, where your body is so plateau
on a level that just feels so infinite

the musics got me going higher
i feel like i can touch the sky

its taking me higher, higher
higher off the ground
(repeat 4x)

It’s your boy Travie McCoy!
Taio Cruz!

Drew and the boys then got off stage, they were done singing for the night.

"You did great Drew." Rainbow came up to him and pecked him on the cheek.

"I have the perfect place to take you on that honeymoon." He replied, Rainbow had that gleam in her eyes again.

"I'm taking you to Earth! You always talk about wanting to go there, so I'm going to be taking you to California!" Drew said, holding out his arms in the air. He then opened a portal, and as Rainbow stepped in, she was turning into a human girl, with the same type of distinctions as she did when she was a pony. She had clothes that matched her color scheme, her hair turned brown, her eyes were still magenta, and almost everything stayed the same, except her hair.

"Okay guys! We'll be back in a few days!" Drew shouted through the portal, seeing them nod and wave goodbye. The last thing they saw before the portal closed is Rainbow fall over on her two legs, not used to bi-pedal walking.