Ponyville / The Crew / Friday, 11:00 AM

"I LOVE YOU GUYS!" A crazy mare was chasing us all over town, and she wasn't the only one, I hoped Estrus wasn't coming around, it's already come and gone this year. Something definitely was off though, and I was planning to get to the bottom of it. We all headed on over to Twilight's house to ask her what's going on, because we have no earthly idea at all.

"Twilight! Thank Celestia we've found you. Why are there crazy fanmares and fancolts chasing us everywhere?" Nick was gasping for air, they've been chasing us all morning and wouldn't give up. They asked us for everything, our sunglasses, our
shoes, autographs, everything that they could grab a hold of.

"It seems that you've grown in popularity with your musical abilities." She pulled out a newspaper, the article saying, Delta Can Sing?' This was just great, I wish I wasn't so popular, I heard when Fluttershy became a model she became popular, and hated modeling. She also old us that she never had time to hang out with her friends because she was always being chased around all day by crazy fans.

"Are there any ways to become un-popular Twi?" Jhon asked, he REALLY didn't want to become popular, he was always so shy, he never sings on stage.

"There are a few ways, but first...Can you sign this for me?" She held up a poster, with all of us on it, not Twilight too, this was already getting out of hand. I had to sign it because wouldn't tell me if I didn't sign it, she was as happy as a little school filly when I signed it. She put it back into her drawer on the other side of the room and then gave us some ideas.

"First, you could always go into hiding, like you did for the first few times. Second, you can always ask the princesses for assistance on how to go out into the public. Third, just don't do anything about it." She listed, I chose to go with the third one because what could possibly go wrong?

Later that day...

I think I was running low on steam because these ponies don't seem to give up that easily. They chased us all the way to Canterlot Castle where we have taken refuge until the popularity situation has been dealt with.

"Drew? What brings you guys into the castle?" Looks like Shiny was already notified of our arrival. Thank GOD, at least somepony that's still not bat-shit crazy around here.

"We are hiding from the public for our own sense of safety. What's up with you?" Nick replied, we told Shiny about last night, he said he expected it would happen eventually with our skill of singing, which was understandable.

"Well, do you mind if we stay out in the barracks until the heat dies down?" Kaptn said, in his deep voice. We were the commanding officers of the Royal Guard, but I decided to have our unit deployed into Ponyville, and Shiny was left to command the rest of them here. He nodded, and we all let out a deep sigh of relief, and took off our helmets, breathing heavily. It looked like the guards had it under control, the crazy fan mob was behind us, the guards at the front gate protecting the castle from them.

"I think I need to talk to the princesses, am I able to see her?" I asked, Shining nodded, I thanked him and headed deeper into the hallway. Okay, Luna's Room, don't want to bother her, Cadence's room, don't want to mess with her, Blueblood's room, tempting but no, the royal bathroom, didn't need to go. I was still exploring the long hallway, looking at the labels on the doors, until I came to Princess Celestia's Room, finally! Why would it be at the END of a long hallway? Oh well, at least I'm here. I knocked on the door and walked right on in, seeing the princess looking at a Playcolt magazine? This just turned awkward, I didn't know the princess was into porn? Before I could speak, the magazine burst into flames, probably by her magic, she gave a blush and then asked me what I was doing here.

"...Uhmm, I think this is a bad time.... I will be going now." I pivoted my foot and turned around, walking out the door, not saying a word. Shiny came up to me and asked, "General? It looks like you've seen a ghost. What happened in there?" He asked me, I had to make an excuse.

"She was busy with something when I walked in, I just didn't bother her and left." I tried to convince him, he knew what was going down though.

"You caught her looking at Playcolt Magazine, didn't you?" He asked, raising a questioning eyebrow, I nodded, and we both started to burst out laughing, walking myself back to my temporary room. I knew this fact would come in handy if she ever starts to pull pranks on me. *Snicker* I was just beat tired, and it looks like the newspaper updated, again.' Delta Into Hiding? ' It said. I had also installed an electronic storage device installed into a corner of the castle, so I put on my Advanced Suit for the fuck of it. There I was, strolling around the castle with my Advanced Suit on, with all its features. I was enjoying myself until I heard a scream from outside. It turned out my suit was adaptable, so I tried changing into a pony from inside it, and it worked! I turned on my booster jets and flew from the balcony I was on, and headed into the direction of the screaming. The situation was that somepony was getting mugged in the back alley, and I was gonna stop it.

"Just give me the money, and nopony will get hurt." The mugger threatened, but I snuck up behind him to knock him out, but not before I used one of my cheesy smart-ass comments.

"The only pony who's getting hurt, is you." I said while pimp hoofing him, knocking him out cold, dropping to the ground. I teleported back to my Castle room before the poor mare could thank me, but it was all in the day's work as a member of The Unit. I went back home to Ponyville, not without saying goodbye to the princesses first, anyways, I went back to Ponyville so I could take a long rest tonight. Tomorrow, I wanted to do something with Rainbow, like take her out or something, I haven't done that in a while unless you count last night as a date.

The Next Day...

"So, what do you want to do today? I was thinking I could take you somewhere tonight?" I asked her, she gave a smirk and replied, "I have a few things in mind..." She told me that she wanted to go out on a movie date, I didn't know ponies invented movies in the first place, I guess it was just invented, tickets are expensive too. I went to go take her to see a movie that night, I had forgotten what it was called because it was one of those action movies that almost everypony loved, and I was asleep the whole time. Apparently, she loved it, I didn't get the movie at all, or at least the parts that I saw before I fell asleep. I think I should re-watch it when it comes out on tape, thinking that they don't have CD's and CD players invented yet.

"Thanks Drew, I never went to see a movie before. That was great, my favorite part is when it went 'KABOOM'! at the end." She put her hooves into the air, making a 'KABOOM' sound effect with her mouth, I thought it was adorable, but 'KABOOM's are fun to re-enact, especially when you have C-4 that can go 'KABOOM'.

"Hey Rainbow, you want to see something cool?" I asked, she nodded her head furiously. I pulled out a detonator, and a satchel of C-4 and placed it on a dead tree nearby. I knew she didn't know what C-4 was and this was the perfect time to show her.

"Alright, just so you know, wear my helmet, it's for safety." I said, acting like a fatherly figure, she just groaned and put on the helmet. I gave her a thumbs up and I activated the detonator, blowing up the C-4 and obliterating the tree, sending pieces of wood everywhere. All while lighting the night sky with a sudden burst of orange and yellow color, and dirt flying into my face, which made Rainbow crack up laughing, I had to admit it WAS pretty funny.

"THAT WAS AWESOME! WHAT IS THAT STUFF?!" She grabbed me by the front of the shirt and picked me up by it, leveling my face with hers, she really wanted to know what C-4 is, but I can't just start blowing stuff up around town. Though it does seem like I have an endless supply of it.

"Okay, I'll tell you. It's a military grade type of explosive, called C-4, and it's highly dangerous. So if you see something like this," I pulled out another satchel of C-4 to show her and continued, "...then you gotta haul flank away from it, because it can kill people, and ponies." I warned, she understood it like crystal, I was very serious when it comes to the safety of my loved ones. I couldn't stand to watch them get hurt, especially when all or part of it is MY fault. I teleported us back home, I was locking away my equipment in the basement while Rainbow climbed into bed, with me following.

"Y'know Rainbow? You look adorable when you sleep." I said in a cheesy tone, poking her in the muzzle, and managing to make her blush. She just slapped me with her hoof, and then grabbing me tight until I was suffocating, and fell asleep. I, on the other hand, had to wait until she fell asleep until I could loosen her grip around me and fall asleep as well. I knew I had to ask her about marriage eventually, but we've only been dating for like 4 months now, thinking it's too soon to ask her. I would think that we wouldn't marry each other until a few years have gone by, but hey, anything could happen, so you never know.

Tomorrow I needed to go on a supply run, we were running short on bananas, sugar, and most importantly, food in general. So I started to write a list in bed with my NVG's on, so I wouldn't bother Rainbow, so I can get what I needed to keep the house full of humans and one mare running. The thing is, I hope Princess Celestia doesn't come after me to like erase my memory about seeing her look at Playcolt Magazines, she could do that y'know, and I hope she would let me keep that memory. I wish I could keep it because it was just damn funny to see her looking at it while masturbating, and also just to think that ponies wouldn't have something so erotic in the first place. My randomness was getting into gear, so tomorrow may be a really goofy day of randomness with Pinkie Pie probably, just a guess though, I don't know everything that goes on here in Equestria, I just blame it on magic most of the time anyway.

Hopefully, our respect from other ponies would return by tomorrow, hoping that they just don't care anymore and gave up. At least it got me some more respect between the connection of human and pony, despite our differences in music, judgements, and just adorableness, wouldn't change that fact. It's just as if my brain shut off on its self while I drifted into what it seemed like a coma, but I know I can wake myself up tomorrow, no comas included.