Canterlot Castle / The Crew / Saturday, 10:00 AM

Today, the Crew had been asked to spend the day at Canterlot Castle, I didn't know why, because it's not like we visit there almost every month. But they told me that the princesses didn't think that they knew us well enough, since we saved Equestria more than once I guess.

"It's a pleasure to be meeting with you this fine day princess. May I ask why you have asked for our presence?" I asked, the princess just gave out a little giggle and explained,

"We just wanted you here to get to know Delta better, considering that you saved Equestria twice, and we almost know nothing about you." She replied, I did my signature, "Ohhhhhhhh, I get it know," phrase, as I walked down the hall to see Shining walking with a pink Alicorn.

"Hey Shiny, who's this you have here? Is it your wife?" I asked, I knew Shining said he had a wife, and I just put two and two together.

"Why yes, I'm his wife, my name is Princess Cadence. It's nice to meet you Delta, I heard many things about your adventures." She said, I can't believe I was meeting another Alicorn though, too bad I was the only guy Alicorn in existance. I think the girl to guy ratio in Equestria wasn't really fair, but at least it gave the guys an option to have many girlfriends, or wives for that matter. Anyways, she told me that she was the niece of Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, she had also mentioned a Prince Blueblood, but the sound of his name didn't even sound good. I was still walking down the very same hallway until I saw a castle maid in front of me being pushed out of a room saying, "Sorry your highness, it won't happen again."

I had rushed over there, asking the castle maid what had just happened, she told me that this Prince Blueblood said that she messed up his drink, for the fifth time, and then he ordered her to be banished from the castle. I knew this was the uptight and snobby type of pony, that's the shit I don't like, for real this time. I rushed into his room, to give him a piece of my mind, the type of piece I saved for the shit I didn't like.

"What is this garbage doing here? Guards, seize him!" The guards ponies came in to find me, when they saw me, they backed away, knowing that if they seize their CO, they would be suspended from the royal guard.

"Guards?! I said seize him!" He repeated, I gave out a hearty chuckle.

"Why would they seize their Commanding officer? I'm just here to make you apologize to that poor mare you threw out." I calmly said, he refused to apologize to her, but I had some tricks up my sleeve.

"Now, go apologize to that poor mare, before I get Steven Seagall style on your flank!" He didn't know who Steven Seagall was, but he didn't want to know, he already has a black eye and a broken leg.

"Okay! okay! I'm sorry! Alright!" He managed to gasp out before I was about to break another leg.

"Thank you for your kindness." I said, walking out of his room, leaving his broken body there. I went to the mare, she was actually shocked to see anyone stand up to Blueblood like that, but she thanked me and walked away.

"Well, I have to say, couldn't you have been less violent?" Luna walked up to me, I hadn't noticed she had noticed my violent side, but I didn't care because I got to beat the shit out of a member of the royal family!

"Luna, he threatened the poor mare to be banished, I wish I was more violent." I replied, she was just struck with curiosity and amazement that Blueblood would even say that.

"Very well then, since you are the Commanding Officer of the Royal Guard I will let you off the hook this time." She said following me, which kind of made it awkward, I had turned into an Alicorn right in front of her face, to make it 20% less awkward. So there we were two Alicorns walking down the hall.

"So Drew, you realize being part Alicorn means you stay young forever right?" She told me, oh, I knew about that, for a while now.

"Luna, y'know I know pretty much everything about being an Alicorn. Why do you treat me like I don't?" I asked, she was trying to think of an excuse, she changed the subject.

"Drew, what was it like on Earth? How was your life before you came here?" I had explained what life was like back on Earth.

"Well, I was born into the special forces back on Earth. My grandfather was in the Green Berets, my dad joined the S.A.S., and now I needed to do something different, so I joined the Delta Force. Before I could join, I had found Angela, who was to be my wife, and she was a lot like Rainbow actually. The week before we were going to get married, she went on a trip with my family to Las Vegas, but while they were there, it was attacked by a terrorist invasion, they died in the attack. Now, I'm the only surviving member of my blood related family, I joined Delta Force shortly after to get the terrorists out of Vegas, and I put a bullet into the bastard's head who killed my family. A few years after I was promoted to Lieutenant, and had my own squad, we were sent on the most dangerous suicide missions ever known to Delta Force, because we were the only crazy ones out of the bunch. One mission, we were sent to defuse a Nuke in Afghanistan, but it teleported us here because it detonated. You know the rest from there, so yeah, my life wasn't the best, but it's been getting much better ever since I got here. Now I have a marefriend, and many other friends to hang out with." I finished my story, Luna was in tears, and hugged me out of pity and sadness.

"Drew, I never knew. Why didn't you tell me this before?" She asked, still sobbing, I had let out a chuckle, I wasn't in the best mood after telling my tale, but I was still in a pretty good mood.

"Because you never asked, I would've told you even before this moment, it's not like it's supposed to be a secret." I said, still laughing, Luna was not amused though, she was questioning herself about why she didn't ask me sooner, but I gave her a ponified hug, she was fun to hug, I don't know why, but it just was comforting to me. Like she was my mom or something. She was an Alicorn, and she was a whole LOT older than I am, I treated the princesses like my moms, but with more respect, I knew I could tell them anything, and they would give comforting advice.

"It was nice to let that out Luna, thank you for listening." I said walking away to see Shining and Cadence walking out into the garden.

"I don't know Shiny, I've never been to a Nightclub before, I'm a bit nervous." The pink princess was hesitant about going to a nightclub, but Shining reassured her.

"C'mon Cadence, nightclubs are fun! There's singing, dancing, drinking, and all that good stuff." He said, I was just listening until I bumped into them, Cadence didn't know who I was, but before I could talk she interrupted me, "Excuse me, but who ARE you?" She asked me, I laughed and so did Shiny, he knew about me being part Alicorn as well, I changed back into human right in front of her, explaining why I was an Alicorn just now.

"Anyways, I know a great nightclub in Ponyville, I actually sang there a few times, I can sing a song or two for you guys if you want?" Shiny agreed, because he wouldn't have to pay to get in there, I hooked him up because he is friends with an Alicorn singer. Cadence wasn't so sure about me being a singer, of course she doubted my singing, but I know I will blow her mind with American music, and I had the perfect song to sing for them.

It was afternoon tea time in the Castle courtyard, everypony was there, the princesses sitting on one end, I was sitting on the side with Shiny and Cadence, and Blueblood was sitting on the other end, as far away from me as possible, I knew I could smell fear, and Blueblood was covered in it, and blood too, and the rest of the team decided to go shopping for items for their pony forms while I attended the 'boring' tea party.

"So Drew, I take it that you're into singing?" Princess Celestia asked, I nodded saying that modern American music was much more interesting to me than pony music. I had showed them a recording of me singing a few months ago at the nightclub, they especially liked Good Time by Owl City and Carly Rae, I was pretty proud of that one myself. Cadence was no longer skeptical about my singing abilities and was actually looking forward to tonight.

All of us went back to Ponyville on the train, it was already night time when we got to the nightclub. I had told security to let the princesses and Shiny into the V.I.P. section. Ever since I sang there for the first time, Vinyl said I was always gonna be on the list, even if I didn't show up.

"Hey Drew, you gonna sing for us tonight?" Vinyl came up to me, I nodded, saying that I was gonna sing for Shiny and Cadence tonight, I didn't have the boys with me, so I was going solo this time around, but at least I had my iPod with me, even the karaoke versions of the songs I was gonna sing. Once I had my iPod started up, I started to sing.

My heart's a stereo
It beats for you, so listen close
Hear my thoughts in every no-o-o-te
Make me your radio
And turn me up when you feel low
This melody was meant for you
Just sing along to my stereo

Gym Class Heroes baby!
If I was just another dusty record on the shelf
Would you blow me off and play me like everybody else?
If I asked you to scratch my back, could you manage that?
Like yea fucked up, check it Travie, I can handle that
Furthermore, I apologize for any skipping tracks
It's just the last girl that played me left a couple cracks
I used to, used to, used to, now I'm over that
'Cause holding grudges over love is ancient artifacts

If I could only find a note to make you understand
I'd sing it softly in your ear and grab you by the hand
Just keep it stuck inside your head, like your favorite tune
And know my heart's a stereo that only plays for you

My heart's a stereo
It beats for you, so listen close
Hear my thoughts in every no-o-o-te
Make me your radio
And turn me up when you feel low
This melody was meant for you
Just sing along to my stereo

Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh to my stereo
Oh oh oh oh so sing along to my stereo

Let's go!
If I was an old-school fifty pound boombox (remember them?)
Would you hold me on your shoulder wherever you walk
Would you turn my volume up in front of the cops (turn it up)
And crank it higher everytime they told you to stop
And all I ask is that you don't get mad at me
When you have to purchase mad D batteries
Appreciate every mixtape your friends make
You never know we come and go like on the interstate

I think I finally found a note to make you understand
If you can hit it, sing along and take me by the hand
Just keep me stuck inside your head, like your favorite tune
You know my heart's a stereo that only plays for you

My heart's a stereo
It beats for you, so listen close
Hear my thoughts in every no-o-o-te
Make me your radio
Turn me up when you feel low
This melody was meant for you
Just sing along to my stereo

Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh to my stereo
Oh oh oh oh so sing along to my stereo

I only pray you'll never leave me behind (never leave me)
Because good music can be so hard to find (so hard to find)
I take your head and hold it closer to mine (yeah)
Thought love was dead, but now you're changing (yeah) my mind (come on whoa)

My heart's a stereo
It beats for you, so listen close
Hear my thoughts in every no-o-o-te
Make me your radio
Turn me up when you feel low
This melody was meant for you
Just sing along to my stereo

Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh to my stereo (it's your boy Travie)
Oh oh oh oh (Gym Class Heroes baby!) so sing along to my stereo

Yeah

Everypony cheered at my successful song, man I loved Gym Class Heroes, they never seem to fail me. Anyway, Cadence and the others loved it, but I wanted to sing just one more before I would wrap it up. I had taken an intermission for Vinyl to take the stage, I took an intermission because I wanted to get the girls in here. I opened a portal with all of them falling through, they were confused as fuck.

"What the hay?" Rainbow said, looked like I dragged her here while she was doing a stunt.

"Sorry girls, I wanted you guys to listen to my latest song. And Twilight your brother and sister in law, as well as both princesses are over there if you want to talk to them." I said, pointing toward the VIP area, she gasped and made a quick dash over there to go talk with them. I started my next song as I took over the stage from Vinyl.

[Usher]
(yeah man)
So we back in the club
Get that bodies rocking from side to side (side to side)
Thank God the week is done
I feel like a zombie gone back to life (back to life)
Hands up, and suddenly we all got our hands up
No control of my body
Ain't I seen you before?
I think I remember those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes

'Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
Yeah, baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
So dance, dance, like it's the last, last night of your life, life
Gonna get you right
'Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again

Keep downing drinks like there's no tomorrow there's just right now, now, now, now, now, now
Gonna set the roof on fire
Gonna burn this motherfucker down, down, down, down, down, down
Hands up, when the music drops
We both put our hands up
Put your hands on my body
Swear I seen you before
I think I remember those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes

'Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
Yeah, baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
So dance, dance, like it's the last, last night of your life, life
Gonna get you right
'Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again

Usher, don't lie
Hear no evil, or speak no evil, or see no evil
Getit, baby, hope you catch it like T.O.,
That's how we roll
My life is a movie, and you just tivo
Honey got me swishin' like a dreadlock
She won't wrestle, but I got her in a headlock
Yabba dabba doo, make her bed rock
Mami on fire, psh, red hot
Bada bing, bada boom
Mr. Worldwide as I step in the room
I'm a hustler, baby, but that you knew
And tonight it's just me and you

'Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
Yeah, baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
So dance, dance, like it's the last, last night of your life, life
Gonna get you right
'Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
Yeah, baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
So dance, dance, like it's the last, last night of your life, life
Gonna get you right
'Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again

Yeah, thank you DJ

"Whew, that was a tough one." I mumbled to myself walking off stage to meet the girls, they absolutely loved it, I liked it quite a bit myself. I walked over towards all three princesses, and asked them how I did.

"I have to say Drew, you have quite a singing voice, if I do say so myself." Princess Cadence said, she gave me a heart warming smile as she went over to the bar with Shining.

"My my Drew, you may have to do this the next time the Grand Galloping Gala comes around." Princess Celestia said.

"That was most wonderful Drew! Now that I have listened to it, I now love American music!" Princess Luna exclaimed. I was glad they all liked it, I love those songs a lot myself as well. As I went back to my house, with Rainbow right behind me, still congratulating me on my performance, I was dead-beat tired and ready to go to SLEEP!

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A/N: I do not own any of these songs, they are owned by Gym Class Heroes, Adam Levine, Usher, and Pitbull's respective companies.